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Old 01-17-2014, 06:36 AM   #15556
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They both bashed me and took my bike....
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Old 01-17-2014, 06:46 AM   #15557
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waiting, waiting..............












c'mon mutha f@#ka finish what you started.....
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Old 01-17-2014, 08:06 AM   #15558
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I was riding across the Simpson Desert and came across two naked models that were hitchhiking. I told the svelte blonde to hop on the pillion seat and asked her brunette friend to wait there while we searched for a camp site. I dropped the svelte blonde and all of the equipment off by a picturesque riverside site and instructed her to erect the tent and to prepare dinner. She happily complied and began preparing camp and dinner.

I rode back to the anxiously awaiting brunette and said, "we better head back to camp as your friend will be waiting". She said, "I really like beer and I am worried that we don't have enough for the night".

Being the gentleman that I am, I said "never mind that now, we should return to camp as your friend is waiting and she will be worried." We headed back to camp to find the tent erected and the billy boiling over a fire. I was relieved and comforted by the sight then the brunette said, "I have my motorcycle licence, why don't you stay here and monitor the fire while my friend begins preparing dinner for us". She then offered to ride to the pub and to purchase two cartons of beer for us".

It sounded like a reasonable idea so she hopped on the 800, dumped the clutch and nearly put the fire out with roost. She soon returned with the promised cartons of Pale Ale and handed us icy cold ones.

We finished the scotch fillets that the svelte blonde had perfectly prepared and we were quickly well into the second carton. The svelte blonde said, "don't get up! I'll do the dishes"! I didn't want to upset her so I agreed.

Both girls then suggested that they were tired and were happy to share my tent tonight. The brunette and I then headed off to the tent. Moments later the svelte blonde entered the tent wearing nothing but my riding boots and said...


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Old 01-17-2014, 12:17 PM   #15559
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I was riding across the Simpson Desert and came across two naked models that were hitchhiking. I told the svelte blonde to hop on the pillion seat and asked her brunette friend to wait there while we searched for a camp site. I dropped the svelte blonde and all of the equipment off by a picturesque riverside site and instructed her to erect the tent and to prepare dinner. She happily complied and began preparing camp and dinner.

I rode back to the anxiously awaiting brunette and said, "we better head back to camp as your friend will be waiting". She said, "I really like beer and I am worried that we don't have enough for the night".

Being the gentleman that I am, I said "never mind that now, we should return to camp as your friend is waiting and she will be worried." We headed back to camp to find the tent erected and the billy boiling over a fire. I was relieved and comforted by the sight then the brunette said, "I have my motorcycle licence, why don't you stay here and monitor the fire while my friend begins preparing dinner for us". She then offered to ride to the pub and to purchase two cartons of beer for us".

It sounded like a reasonable idea so she hopped on the 800, dumped the clutch and nearly put the fire out with roost. She soon returned with the promised cartons of Pale Ale and handed us icy cold ones.

We finished the scotch fillets that the svelte blonde had perfectly prepared and we were quickly well into the second carton. The svelte blonde said, "don't get up! I'll do the dishes"! I didn't want to upset her so I agreed.

Both girls then suggested that they were tired and were happy to share my tent tonight. The brunette and I then headed off to the tent. Moments later the svelte blonde entered the tent wearing nothing but my riding boots and said...


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don't worry, this wont hurt a bit
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Old 01-17-2014, 12:25 PM   #15560
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I'm waiting for Davo to get back to his story or whinge or whatever
May as wait I guess - something will happen
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Old 01-17-2014, 12:40 PM   #15561
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don't worry, this wont hurt a bit
You look abit diferant than last time I seen you digga - have you done something with your hair ?
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Old 01-17-2014, 01:28 PM   #15562
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Don't get me wrong, I love motorcycles.

I am 50 plus always bikes, never owed a car. All friends ride (most of em).

But as I age into grumpyness there are some irritating things about mc travel.

...to be continued.
Australian spare parts pricing
Qld anti association laws
Oil choice
Tyre choice
Road conditions
APPs
Camping fees for free campsites
Air filter glue
BMW riders
Forums
Young people
Incontinence
Wind
BMW riders
etc
etc
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Old 01-17-2014, 01:43 PM   #15563
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Australian spare parts pricing
Qld anti association laws
Oil choice
Tyre choice
Road conditions
APPs
Camping fees for free campsites
Air filter glue
BMW riders
Forums
Young people
Incontinence
Wind
BMW riders
etc
etc

Jeez, you'll make us all melancholy with that lot!
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Old 01-17-2014, 01:52 PM   #15564
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Old 01-17-2014, 02:02 PM   #15565
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This is the kind of post I see Women do on FaceBook to get attention ....
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Old 01-17-2014, 02:33 PM   #15566
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See Davo, now the good ol' boys think your a big shelia

What were you doing in Mitchell on Tuesday
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Old 01-17-2014, 03:48 PM   #15567
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See Davo, now the good ol' boys think your a big shelia

What were you doing in Mitchell on Tuesday


He was on his way to Mitchell Motor Auctions
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Old 01-17-2014, 03:59 PM   #15568
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He was on his way to Mitchell Motor Auctions
Their not the only sort of shop in Mitchell
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Old 01-17-2014, 10:25 PM   #15569
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Their not the only sort of shop in Mitchell

Tell more Dennis, tell more!!!!!
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Old 01-17-2014, 11:35 PM   #15570
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Maybe he bought a Jeep?
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