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Old 06-16-2011, 12:23 AM   #5206
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Cataracts

Anyone here had cataracts removed? I`m getting one done next week, with the other one about a week later. Was hoping to go through Qld Health, but the wait would be over three years, even if I was bumped up the list a bit due to my needing to see to do my job. Looking at around $4,700.00 a side , but they have to be done. I`m a bit pissed off as I was hoping to use the money for a penis extension.
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Old 06-16-2011, 12:43 AM   #5207
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Anyone here had cataracts removed? I`m getting one done next week, with the other one about a week later. Was hoping to go through Qld Health, but the wait would be over three years, even if I was bumped up the list a bit due to my needing to see to do my job. Looking at around $4,700.00 a side , but they have to be done. I`m a bit pissed off as I was hoping to use the money for a penis extension.
wifey did. In out wham bam thank you mam. The last bit was me taking advantage or her post surgery groggyness.
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Old 06-16-2011, 12:49 AM   #5208
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wifey did. In out wham bam thank you mam. The last bit was me taking advantage or her post surgery groggyness.

You`re a bad man.
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Old 06-16-2011, 12:51 AM   #5209
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Anyone here had cataracts removed? I`m getting one done next week, with the other one about a week later. Was hoping to go through Qld Health, but the wait would be over three years, even if I was bumped up the list a bit due to my needing to see to do my job. Looking at around $4,700.00 a side , but they have to be done. I`m a bit pissed off as I was hoping to use the money for a penis extension.
Penis extensions are just a beat up.



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Old 06-16-2011, 12:55 AM   #5210
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Old 06-16-2011, 12:58 AM   #5211
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Penis extensions are just a beat up.



The real deal is getting a penile reduction from the 10" club to the 6" club.

Been there, done that. In my dreams.
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Old 06-16-2011, 01:03 AM   #5212
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Penis extensions are just a beat up.

I can only hope so.
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Old 06-16-2011, 01:07 AM   #5213
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I was hoping to use the money for a penis extension.
1 - 2 cm maximum if any.Thats a fact from the doctor who does them $10,000
Stuff that!!
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Old 06-16-2011, 01:09 AM   #5214
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Old 06-16-2011, 01:16 AM   #5215
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Anyone here had cataracts removed? I`m getting one done next week, I was hoping to use the money for a penis extension.

That last bit was just a tongue-in-cheek aside; i`m more interested in hearing more about peoples` cataract experiences, good/bad ect.
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Old 06-16-2011, 01:30 AM   #5216
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The real deal is getting a penile reduction from the 10" club to the 6" club.

Been there, done that.
Here`s the tip, Gadski..


You don`t start the measurement from your arse cheeks..
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Old 06-16-2011, 01:50 AM   #5217
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Here`s the tip, Gadski..
You don`t start the measurement from your arse cheeks..

Very good !!!!
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1 - 2 cm maximum if any.Thats a fact from the doctor who does them $10,000
Stuff that!!
I don't know what scares me more, a penis extension or the fact you know how much they cost Mick!!




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Old 06-16-2011, 02:00 AM   #5219
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Here`s the tip, Gadski..


You don`t start the measurement from your arse cheeks..
I see you've been there too, Nevster.
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Old 06-16-2011, 02:01 AM   #5220
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I don't know what scares me more, a penis extension or the fact you know how much they cost Mick!!




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