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Old 04-16-2010, 02:42 AM   #706
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Laugh Hey... I just learned a new trick....

1. Lift your right foot and rotate it in clockwise circles. do that for a few seconds...

2. Now... while you're still doing circles, write a number 6 in the air with your right hand....


Now... which way is your foot going?

Ok.. now concentrate really hard and try it again... still doesn't work does it?
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:54 AM   #707
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You've all gone very quiet...

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1. Lift your right foot and rotate it in clockwise circles. do that for a few seconds...

2. Now... while you're still doing circles, write a number 6 in the air with your right hand....


Now... which way is your foot going?

Ok.. now concentrate really hard and try it again... still doesn't work does it?
It's ok, you can stop trying now...

So who tried it then? and did anyone manage it?
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:58 AM   #708
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It's ok, you can stop trying now...

So who tried it then? and did anyone manage it?
Piss off ya bastard
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Old 04-16-2010, 05:07 AM   #709
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It's ok, you can stop trying now...

So who tried it then? and did anyone manage it?



Stop torturing the Aussies.
It took 'em long enough to learn how to walk upright, some of 'em will put an eye out trying that....
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Old 04-16-2010, 05:22 AM   #710
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OMG I have just heard that the Beast MIstress is coming to Jingellic - YOU LUCKY LUCKY BASTARDS
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Old 04-16-2010, 05:49 AM   #711
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OMG I have just heard that the Beast MIstress is coming
ok, so i'll bite - what is the origin of the title?
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:05 AM   #712
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I've sort of run out of normal alcohol so I just mixed rum with a reasonably good champagne...I'm not gonna be good tomorrow
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:19 AM   #713
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Eh?

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ok, so i'll bite - what is the origin of the title?
she rides a beast - she tames her beasts - she is the mistress of the beasts. I follow her line into corners and I come out shaking
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:37 AM   #714
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It looks like everyones on the piss tonight

And here I am slaving away at work
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:48 AM   #715
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gees...have a whinge

just think of the money you're making while we sit here either eaning nothing or spending a fortune on drink

keep up the work
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Old 04-16-2010, 06:52 AM   #716
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rum and champagne - i like your ambition....
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:06 AM   #717
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no accolades just yet, me thinks...I believe ambition is over-running ability at the moment
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:07 AM   #718
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the rum sounds great the champers not so much

so how did it taste
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:08 AM   #719
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so how did it taste
exactly
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Old 04-16-2010, 07:10 AM   #720
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i have only 3 more sleeps till i am a free man the divorce is finalized on monday
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