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Old 06-24-2012, 01:24 AM   #9751
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OK, have we got any ambos or paramedics on board?
I have seen a lot of medical shows in my time, seen the two fingers on the throat jobbie, the standard pulse at the wrist, and a mirror in front of the mouth, but I have NEVER seen or heard of this one!
Can someone who knows confirm or deny this "standard" practice, I really want to know!!
And as a by the by, if you come across ol Sidetrack Bob, and he looks dead, then I bloody well is, OK, no need for standard practice,
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:27 AM   #9752
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That's a nice looking bit of gear barra, is it an original.
She's a genuine group 3 Brock commodore. The bloke that owns it spent a year getting it passed for road use ( It's in semi race spec) and finally drove it last week and got pulled up by arsehole coppers and they slapped a defect on it because he had HID lights.
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:30 AM   #9753
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:33 AM   #9754
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She's a genuine group 3 Brock commodore. The bloke that owns it spent a year getting it passed for road use ( It's in semi race spec) and finally drove it last week and got pulled up by arsehole coppers and they slapped a defect on it because he had HID lights.
Yep....if ya look like you're having' fun the barstids will do it every time.
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Old 06-24-2012, 01:36 AM   #9755
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Old 06-24-2012, 02:05 AM   #9756
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Old 06-24-2012, 03:10 AM   #9757
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OK, have we got any ambos or paramedics on board?
I have seen a lot of medical shows in my time, seen the two fingers on the throat jobbie, the standard pulse at the wrist, and a mirror in front of the mouth, but I have NEVER seen or heard of this one!
Can someone who knows confirm or deny this "standard" practice, I really want to know!!
And as a by the by, if you come across ol Sidetrack Bob, and he looks dead, then I bloody well is, OK, no need for standard practice,
Thank you!!


A good way to find out whether a person is unconscious or not is to stick an airway down their throat; If they gag, they were bullshitting.
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Old 06-25-2012, 12:52 AM   #9758
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:56 AM   #9759
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Old 06-25-2012, 05:53 AM   #9760
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This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
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Old 06-25-2012, 08:54 AM   #9761
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OK, have we got any ambos or paramedics on board?
I have seen a lot of medical shows in my time, seen the two fingers on the throat jobbie, the standard pulse at the wrist, and a mirror in front of the mouth, but I have NEVER seen or heard of this one!
Can someone who knows confirm or deny this "standard" practice, I really want to know!!
And as a by the by, if you come across ol Sidetrack Bob, and he looks dead, then I bloody well is, OK, no need for standard practice,
Thank you!!


Dont know about that but it is a test for spinal damage.
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Old 06-25-2012, 02:59 PM   #9762
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Dont know about that but it is a test for spinal damage.
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Old 06-25-2012, 03:34 PM   #9763
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Not for knob and bollocks - as I sit here trying to type a response whilst dabbing at my eyes/checks with tears of laughter I am still laughing a good hour later - absolutely hilarious
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Old 06-25-2012, 03:52 PM   #9764
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Old 06-25-2012, 04:06 PM   #9765
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PBee - go to the weblink that Itsgunnahurt put up - have a good laugh
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