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Old 07-26-2012, 05:14 PM   #10231
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What do VJ's and BMW have in common;

A. Both are useless in sand.

B. One you ride for pleasure... the other is supposedly a pleasure to ride (coincidently, once again, sand can have play a critical factor on this one ).

C. Both are always in close proximity to an arsehole...
I'd have to agree.....don't tell Fongy............


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Old 07-26-2012, 05:27 PM   #10232
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Great choice.
Too tall. Other than that, agree great choice.
(deep down i'd love to "do it" with a tall chick)
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Old 07-26-2012, 06:00 PM   #10233
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Too tall. Other than that, agree great choice.
(deep down i'd love to "do it" with a tall chick)
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If you were nose to nose, your toes would be in it, if you were toes to toes your nose would be in it, if you were noes to toes,who knows what would be in it.
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Old 07-26-2012, 06:06 PM   #10234
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if you were noes to toes,who knows what would be in it.
Hence the fantasy.

It would either be my nose to her toes, or my toes to her nose. Not both. Either way, either my nose or toes are "in it" as you so eloquently put it.
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Old 07-26-2012, 08:37 PM   #10235
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Old 07-26-2012, 08:42 PM   #10236
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A very unfortunate last name
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:11 PM   #10237
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didn't take long to get back on to vaginas

vaginas in sandy environment no less..
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:20 PM   #10238
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didn't take long to get back on to vaginas

vaginas in sandy environment no less..

Apparently her parents were going to name her Sandra, but decided it was safer to name her Samantha instead.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:27 PM   #10239
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as morning greets
i leave the sheets
and go to work
with muddy teats
oh muddy teats
and muddy feets
through rain and sleets
my daily treats
i like it.
got a hint of dr seuss
iam guessing your a teats and arse man
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:55 PM   #10240
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She's doing it for charity as well...

She should call it;

The Gash coin dash...
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:57 PM   #10241
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as morning greets
i leave the sheets
and go to work
with muddy teats
oh muddy teats
and muddy feets
through rain and sleets
my daily treats
You have competition..........
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:10 PM   #10242
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She's doing it for charity as well...

She should call it;

The Gash coin dash...
word on the street, her brother , Seymour, organized the event
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:18 PM   #10243
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You have competition..........
have to admit... the guy's good... real good.

and what a romantic, writing such a lovely sonnet to his darlin's...
the source of his inspiration...

wouldn't mind walking a mile in his boots for a day,
although the view could be better



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Old 07-26-2012, 10:24 PM   #10244
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:29 PM   #10245
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It's the classic freudian slip... "come out of the closet, and jump into the jaccuzzi with the rest of us..."
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