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Old 09-15-2012, 12:35 AM   #10681
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Old 09-15-2012, 01:49 AM   #10682
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Old 09-15-2012, 02:33 AM   #10683
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Pissed as a parrot
Flat out like a centipede learning to tapdance
Pissed as a newt
Off like a bucket of prawns in the sun
Off like mama's knickers
Up and down like a bride's nightie
Like a fart in a bottle
Hung like a horse
Arse like the side of a bus
Smile like a split watermelon
Teeth like a picket fence
Carrying on like a pork chop
As popular as a pork chop in a synagogue
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:42 AM   #10684
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Teeth like that, he could eat an apple through a picket fence

Toey as a Roman sandal

Head like a smashed crab

Kick your arse until your nose bleeds

How'd you like a shirt full of broken ribs?

Pulls like a 14 year old boy

My favourite from the dodgy sticker shop in Bali - Tongue my Japs eye
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:43 AM   #10685
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:02 AM   #10686
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Wouldn't know if his arse was on fire
Better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish
Done like a dinner
If he had another brain, it'd be lonely
More front than Myers
Flash as a rat with a gold tooth
Out like a light
Went down like a bag of shit
Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:15 AM   #10687
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:26 AM   #10688
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Dry as a Nun's nasty

Wet the whistle

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Old 09-15-2012, 12:04 PM   #10689
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Thick as two bricks

Dull as a door knob

All over it like a fat kid on a donut

(there's another one about certain ethic persuasions eating watermelon... but we won't go there)

Funny as snot on a doorhandle

Like a pack of monkeys fucking a football (SVEMO/CAMS/FIM & MA etc.)

As ugly as the southbound end of a northbound camel.

As loyal as a F1 drivers contract

As authentic as Donald Trumps hair...

As strong as Dolly Parton's bra..

Do the curtains match the drapes... and more importantly is the upholstery in good nick...?!





Goodnight ladies and gentlemen, and remember to tip your waiters... we're here all week.
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Old 09-15-2012, 12:26 PM   #10690
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Handled like a wheelbarrow full of walruses (Cater on old BMW's... i think? )

All over the place like a mad woman's shit... early 80's (Suzuki RM's and Yamaha Monoshock YZ's) rear suspension.

Smoked like a 50's movie star... (70's 2 stroke MX'ers)

Went like shit shot out of a cannon... and about as far. (any modern high performance 250cc 4 stroke MX'er)

As confused as an orange picasso (the first KTM690 motard aka. "Orange Duckbill" )

As comfortable as cakehole full of coal (GasGas 300 seat... or any modern MX/Enduro saddle)

Airhawks... the poofters way to adventure... (for those without coal in the cakehole)

About as bright as a labour back bencher (standard enduro headlamps)

That bike used to go like stink... (any bike you owned at least 20 years ago... and you have now forgotten all the drawbacks it featured)

As old as a DR's "best before" production-run date (about 10 years, or more...ago)

As one eyed as an XR thread owners penis... (self explanatory... really. ) Hi ya' fella's
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"...the Barstid never gives you anything for your Sig line, it's always too long........."

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Old 09-15-2012, 10:48 PM   #10691
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All over it like a maggot on a hot chop

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Old 09-15-2012, 11:12 PM   #10692
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All over it like a maggot on a hot chop
Having been a frequent visitor to the Manly beach Corso as a young bloke... I was always of the impression it was; like a seagull on a hot chip...?

What would a maggot be doing on a hot chip (recently cooked)...?

Now if you country blokes from up north NSW came up with somethin' along the lines of; like a maggot on a cold lamb pie... well that's a whole other quandry for the Kiwi's...
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Old 09-16-2012, 12:39 AM   #10693
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What would a maggot be doing on a hot chip (recently cooked)...?
put ya glasses on Troy, he wrote "chop" ......
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Old 09-16-2012, 01:07 AM   #10694
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put ya glasses on Troy, he wrote "chop" ......

I could have sworn there was an "i" there before...?

Maybe I do need glasses...?

or maybe I smell magical mystical mod powers being (ab)used...?

either way... a hot chop is a cooked chop... no? And I wonder what fly larvae would be interested in that for...?

Will we see the word hot magically transform itself into rotten...?
Will Lentil pen some more pearlers?
Does anyone dare purchase something from the Gunnedah takeaway anymore after this?

Tune in tomorrow kiddies... same Bat time... same Bat channel...
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Old 09-16-2012, 02:17 AM   #10695
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hey troy is it 11.16am at your house sundee

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