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Old 02-11-2013, 10:55 PM   #11821
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i always thought that men wipe from the front and women from the back
but apparently this is not always the case
any male back wipers out there?
Its a pondering thought!
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:25 PM   #11822
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i always thought that men wipe from the front and women from the back
but apparently this is not always the case
any male back wipers out there?
Women wipe from the front, so shit doesn't get in the wrong place! Slow day in the dairy, Phil?
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:27 PM   #11823
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Women wipe from the front, so shit doesn't get in the wrong place! Slow day in the dairy, Phil?
so how come men don't wipe from the back?
it would save you getting poo on the back of your nut sack
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:33 PM   #11824
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so how come men don't wipe from the back?
it would save you getting poo on the back of your nut sack
Useless without pics!
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:42 PM   #11825
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:44 PM   #11826
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so how come men don't wipe from the back?
it would save you getting poo on the back of your nut sack
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:46 PM   #11827
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Old 02-12-2013, 02:17 AM   #11828
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so how come men don't wipe from the back?
it would save you getting poo on the back of your nut sack
I just tried.....I can't get me hand between me legs to wipe from the front..
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:28 AM   #11829
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freak!
did your momma teach you how to wipe?
i just dropped off a big brown mongrel and tried to reach around from behind...
no way that was gonna happen
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:33 AM   #11830
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Eek reach around.??.wtf

try someone smaller??
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:34 AM   #11831
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:35 AM   #11832
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I reckon the Pope is the ring leader is this match fixing, doping and betting crap within aus sport, that's why he resigned so he doesn't get busted.
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:35 AM   #11833
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:40 AM   #11834
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Please Phil no hairy buttocks pics!
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Old 02-12-2013, 03:54 AM   #11835
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so how come men don't wipe from the back?
it would save you getting poo on the back of your nut sack

once knew a bloke who's nickname was mud balls. not sure how it was that some one else found out why he should get that name...
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