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Old 04-26-2013, 12:51 AM   #12961
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it can't be that hard, women do it all the time.
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Old 04-26-2013, 02:23 AM   #12962
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Explaining?

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I took the kids to Maccas on the way home from the Airport as a treat...my 3 year old goes arse over cactus on the kiddy slide and fractures his arm....

Lets just say I had some explaining to do.


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How he fractured his arm?
Or because your'e feeding them Macca's?

My bloke (when he was young and cute not 6'3 and hairy) would always point to the Golden Arches and mumble M-M daddy, Where do the years go?
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Old 04-26-2013, 02:25 AM   #12963
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[QUOTE=neilaction;21271317]You've jinxed me.

I go into the lounge and




Blood.

Blood nose. For no reason I can see and its never happened before.


Cute age,
Tricky when they start walking and they reach table height.
Usually a few black eyes follow.
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Old 04-26-2013, 03:34 AM   #12964
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I got a blood nose a week or two ago...

Wife and I were walking to the shops and were about to cross the road at a set of lights.

I made a big deal about wanting to press "THE" button, and proceeded to savor the moment by hovering my finger about an inch away from the button.

I saw my beautiful wife suddenly move out of the corner of my eye, and thinking she was going to steal my thunder and press the button I quickly pressed it and looked over to her in triumph and suddenly realised that it wasn't the button she was going to press.

It was my nose she was aiming for.

And she connected too.

We crossed the street with her laughing hysterically and me clutching my nose and as we got to the other side I felt the trickle begin.

Thinking I would make Lana feel bad about it I just stared at her as the blood began to run out.

She saw the blood, and yells out "I can't believe I married such a pussy, you got hit by a girl and now you're bleeding?"

Luckily we weren't far from the vet and they let me clean myself up while Lana looked at kittens and told everyone how she gave me a bleeding nose because I was screwing around at the lights...
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:15 AM   #12965
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You've jinxed me.

I go into the lounge and




Blood.

Blood nose. For no reason I can see and its never happened before.
The girl did it. The boy gets the blame. That's how it works.
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Old 04-26-2013, 05:26 AM   #12966
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just wrap some duck tape over it, that shit fixes anything...
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Old 04-26-2013, 06:10 AM   #12967
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I got a blood nose a week or two ago...

Wife and I were walking to the shops and were about to cross the road at a set of lights.

I made a big deal about wanting to press "THE" button, and proceeded to savor the moment by hovering my finger about an inch away from the button.

I saw my beautiful wife suddenly move out of the corner of my eye, and thinking she was going to steal my thunder and press the button I quickly pressed it and looked over to her in triumph and suddenly realised that it wasn't the button she was going to press.

It was my nose she was aiming for.

And she connected too.

We crossed the street with her laughing hysterically and me clutching my nose and as we got to the other side I felt the trickle begin.

Thinking I would make Lana feel bad about it I just stared at her as the blood began to run out.

She saw the blood, and yells out "I can't believe I married such a pussy, you got hit by a girl and now you're bleeding?"

Luckily we weren't far from the vet and they let me clean myself up while Lana looked at kittens and told everyone how she gave me a bleeding nose because I was screwing around at the lights...
Reminds me of this song Trev
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Old 04-26-2013, 04:45 PM   #12968
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how long is canoe boy out for ?




please.
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Old 04-26-2013, 05:24 PM   #12969
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One week.
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Old 04-26-2013, 05:31 PM   #12970
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One week.


Thankyou.

was thinking of getting a sleeping bag.


That is all.
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Old 04-27-2013, 02:00 AM   #12971
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Well red ninja is home from hospital in that i mean the inlaws place in sydney as my partner cant drive for 6 weeks and cant fly and they dont want her to travel. And im too much of a retard to drive for anotger 4 months

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Old 04-27-2013, 02:03 AM   #12972
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Suck depressing not being able to drive your new born home

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Old 04-27-2013, 03:37 AM   #12973
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Suck depressing not being able to drive your new born home

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Ah mate, you've got your first son, who cares about crap like whether you drove him home! Congrats, and enjoy!
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Old 04-27-2013, 04:05 AM   #12974
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Ah mate, you've got your first son, who cares about crap like whether you drove him home! Congrats, and enjoy!
i know, ive got a tired mum next to me asleep right now and a tired little man asleep at the foot of the bed in a portacott.

first night with out sleep tonight, 2 hour feed intervals

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Old 04-27-2013, 05:51 AM   #12975
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i know, ive got a tired mum next to me asleep right now and a tired little man asleep at the foot of the bed in a portacott.

first night with out sleep tonight, 2 hour feed intervals
They grow up before you know it. My two boys and my fishing gear.


Luckily I have Miss Seven Year Old to keep me young. She decided to have a party at 1:00 am this morning and I was the entertainment! You and me both are missing out on sleep.


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