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Old 08-01-2013, 02:21 AM   #13831
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Any evidence of mud will cause potential blockage issue with the main jet and most like misfire.:cl ap
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Old 08-01-2013, 02:21 AM   #13832
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so err, when the misses isn't around, i like to wash my air filters in the washing machine with me king gees
but
today i washed me filter and pulled it out and noticed in the light of day that it was chokers full of pubes
are pubes bad for your engine internals?
If you wore Jocks this wouldnt happen!

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Old 08-01-2013, 02:23 AM   #13833
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Hope you learn from this Phil, shave down so it doesn't happen again.
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Old 08-01-2013, 02:28 AM   #13834
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What's Nair?
Stuff wimminz rub on their nether regions to disovle pubes
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Old 08-01-2013, 03:10 AM   #13835
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Just want to thank all you guys......
Really needed a laugh today!

Sitting here laughing so much that I nearly wet myself

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Old 08-01-2013, 03:14 AM   #13836
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Old 08-01-2013, 03:25 AM   #13837
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is she havin a go at us?
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Old 08-01-2013, 03:29 AM   #13838
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is she havin a go at us?


http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=907930


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Old 08-01-2013, 03:50 AM   #13839
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time to set up a mating program
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Old 08-01-2013, 03:53 AM   #13840
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Old 08-01-2013, 03:55 AM   #13841
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time to set up a mating program
Time to grab the AI kit outta the cupboard
philth and strap on them rubber gloves...?
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Old 08-01-2013, 04:31 AM   #13842
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Done myBAS early () to free up time , set up pays and get the f@.ck out of dodge early Friday. I'll pay for it later though.
BAS isn't due till September if you paid on time for June
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Old 08-01-2013, 04:33 AM   #13843
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Its not just woman who use that stuff .... So I'm told.
Rub a bit on the inside of your airfilter and it should clean those pubes outta the carby leaving everything nice n glossy . Dont let it sit too long as it can be corrosive - found that out first hand .
Will smell a bit funny at first .
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Old 08-01-2013, 04:35 AM   #13844
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What's Nair?
Nair used to be used to remove unwanted hair. I thought you would be old enough to have applied it to some nubile young ladies.
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Old 08-01-2013, 04:37 AM   #13845
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On another forum... far far away...

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ok
best i put it back in the washing machine for another cycle
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Hope you learn from this Phil, shave down so it doesn't happen again.

You'd think so, wouldn't you poppy...? but no, it doesn't solve the problem... it merely transfers it to another quadrant of the inter-webby.

Meanwhile in another part of cyber-space...

on the Poor ADVRiders Wives Forum;

in the Down Under (There) sub-forum;

amongst the numerous posts in the (Way) Off Topic Thread...

can be found this little pearl of wimminz wisdowm.


Originally Posted by wyfe of pharmer

Can anyone tell me how to get rid of that oily blue residue from the stainles steel liner of the washing machine?!
My bovine biking obsessed co-habitor insists on washing his jocks and airfilters in me new whirlpool... and I am fed up of having his red barbed wire shavings glued to the drum!
Not to suffice that all me frilly whites are a shade of light blue and sticky!!! but now one of his half-wit mates suggested he shave the tackle box!

Now it's not that I don't mind the feel of polished hardwood on the livingroom floor after the Motobikin' video's of a saturday night...and I must admit, the ol' minge appreciates not having to put up with the pummeling onslaught of the ginger brillo pad on "special thursdays" each month either...

but seriously girls - my lady Ronson is clogged to the back teeth - she looks like shes been used to trim copper scouring pads !!!
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