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Old 09-24-2010, 08:01 AM   #46
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Someone kept insisting they were missing their pedicure and went to great lengths to show everyone just what a pedicure was....

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Old 09-26-2010, 06:55 PM   #47
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:11 AM   #48
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Old 09-29-2010, 07:51 AM   #49
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My younger son is flunking out half his school subjects, I'm working with my boys on homework up to 11pm nightly, the older one doesn't want to come home and says he wants to stay at Dad's, ex and I had an argument, recovering drug addict sister's issues weighing heavy on my mind (she' dependent on me for almost everything), they increased my class size (now teaching all subjects, English, Spanish, all the 4th and 5th graders), mother complaining that I never do enough, I've had a total of 12 hours sleep over 3 nights, and my shoulder still hurts like hell but I have no free time so I can't see any way to begin physical therapy.

I'm just a little busy right now. sorry....I'll get back to it as soon as I have free time. I pray that Thursday night I have an hour or two.
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:11 PM   #50
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We know you'll get to it, sorry you have been so busy and things have got you tied up.

You should consider our impatience a compliment, you know how to keep your audience on pins and needles, always wanting more.

Hope things settle down and get better for you, Emily and I are looking forward to seeing you this weekend.
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Old 09-29-2010, 01:13 PM   #51
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Hope things settle down and get better for you, Emily and I are looking forward to seeing you this weekend.
hmmm another tour perhaps




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We're heading down Saturday after work, going to see the balloons and head back Sunday.

Won't be any dirt but I was going to call you this evening and see what you were up to.

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Old 10-03-2010, 05:51 PM   #53
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We know you'll get to it, sorry you have been so busy and things have got you tied up.

You should consider our impatience a compliment, you know how to keep your audience on pins and needles, always wanting more.

Hope things settle down and get better for you, Emily and I are looking forward to seeing you this weekend.
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But this is another story. I think we need to wrap up the first story first, right?
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ok, ok, I'm on it. lemme just take care of a few things, first. I'm anxious to finish writing, it was a great weekend, I got to get the rest of it in words. It's just been difficult with a more than full load last week & a half.

and btw, since you're putting up the pic of our latest day trip, remember.....Emily and I have a nice pic of the Special Shapes Ken Head Balloon!
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And btw, since you're putting up the pic of our latest day trip, remember.....YOU have the only copy of the Special Shapes Ken Head Balloon!
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:43 PM   #57
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Old 10-17-2010, 09:39 PM   #58
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Let’s see now….where did I leave off? Oh, yeah, the part where I was bedding down with two men.

Alrighty, now the motor’s cranking up. Sooooo, anywhoooo, we had just wound down a beautiful Saturday riding and having a great time. Getting ready for bed that night in the hotel, I felt myself pretty sore in the neck, shoulders and my chest. I get that way after lots of riding or too much work at the computer or basically any activity sustained over more than a few hours. The soreness coming from a nasty fall about two months ago that I’m still healing from: sprained shoulder, torn cartilage in the chest, wee bit of whiplash. A few of us Rockies girls have taken some hard hits in the dirt this past month or two. It happens. But sheesh…..when will it stop hurting? I’ve gotten better about knowing when to just dump the bike and let it go but that particular fall really gets me still.

I ached for a massage and here I had two strapping men in my presence. I asked Devon for a shoulder massage and he was happy to oblige. But, um, what could I say about his style? Well, it was nice but…Ken has the magic touch! After Devon pounded my flesh for a few minutes, it was Ken’s turn. He tells me, “Lie on your stomach.” I obeyed, face in my pillow.

Merickk stood by and watched while Ken had his way with me. With eyes rolling to the back of my head, I moaned, “Oh, gawd, that feels soooo good.” Ken responded, “Yeah, I get that a lot.” I felt like a queen that night.
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Yes, I do believe Ken will make a great addition to our fleet of man-servants at Chickfest 2011.
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