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Old 10-19-2010, 01:50 PM   #16
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Keeping it very informal

Jim and I are thinking this.

A weekend in the month of &*%4, 2011.
Everyone show up with whatever you want to ride, with the idea being it should be old, small cc's, rusty, dirty, funny and possibly have missile launchers and a bicycle horn. Extra points added for a poodle or rubber porn sheep that is dressed the same way as you.

You must have a costume. We will arrive at a predetermined location, informally talk about a course, which will include no less than three checkpoints that will be either a bar, brewery or restaurant/bar.

The challenge will not to be the first one there, but to be the first super scary/funny/odd group of riders to show up and drink a bunch and then disappear back into the desert. I would say that our overall average speed will be no more than 15-20mph.

We will do this where green sticker bikes are allowed.

Basically, this is all about drinking.......
and motorcycles........shitty ones...................and clowns, because they're funny............................................. .................................................. .but mainly about drinking.
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Old 10-19-2010, 02:16 PM   #17
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Jim and I are thinking this.

A weekend in the month of &*%4, 2011.
Everyone show up with whatever you want to ride, with the idea being it should be old, small cc's, rusty, dirty, funny and possibly have missile launchers and a bicycle horn. Extra points added for a poodle or rubber porn sheep that is dressed the same way as you.

You must have a costume. We will arrive at a predetermined location, informally talk about a course, which will include no less than three checkpoints that will be either a bar, brewery or restaurant/bar.

The challenge will not to be the first one there, but to be the first super scary/funny/odd group of riders to show up and drink a bunch and then disappear back into the desert. I would say that our overall average speed will be no more than 15-20mph.

We will do this where green sticker bikes are allowed.

Basically, this is all about drinking.......
and motorcycles........shitty ones...................and clowns, because they're funny............................................. .................................................. .but mainly about drinking.

2 Other things.... I mean 3 other things...

1. If you choose to wear a bra during the ride you have to fill it with your own man bags if you are a guy. No fakies. I know some of us are pushing D cups. This rule applies to both sexes.

2. You can choose to bring a bigger / better bike, but we will make you carry more beer, fuel etc. But you can't ride with us without a costume.

3. We will hopefully be showing the Kings of the West movie in whatever form it is at the time.
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Old 10-19-2010, 02:47 PM   #18
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ok so whos wearing the assless chaps??



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Old 10-19-2010, 02:48 PM   #19
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ok so whos wearing the assless chaps??



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Old 10-19-2010, 02:50 PM   #20
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I found some video footage of our event from last year.

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Old 10-19-2010, 03:36 PM   #21
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Jim and I are thinking this.

A weekend in the month of &*%4, 2011.
Everyone show up with whatever you want to ride, with the idea being it should be old, small cc's, rusty, dirty, funny and possibly have missile launchers and a bicycle horn. Extra points added for a poodle or rubber porn sheep that is dressed the same way as you.

You must have a costume. We will arrive at a predetermined location, informally talk about a course, which will include no less than three checkpoints that will be either a bar, brewery or restaurant/bar.

The challenge will not to be the first one there, but to be the first super scary/funny/odd group of riders to show up and drink a bunch and then disappear back into the desert. I would say that our overall average speed will be no more than 15-20mph.

We will do this where green sticker bikes are allowed.

Basically, this is all about drinking.......
and motorcycles........shitty ones...................and clowns, because they're funny............................................. .................................................. .but mainly about drinking.
So technically it doesnt have to be a motorcycle as long as its old, shitty, can haul beer, small CC's and a green sticker right? ..............Then I'm IN!
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:40 PM   #22
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So technically it doesnt have to be a motorcycle as long as its old, shitty, can haul beer, small CC's and a green sticker right?

We don't like quads, so if you ride one, all the other clowns are allowed to tip you over (after we remove the beer)... no seriously... we're making this up as we go along. A quad could be a useful vehicle as a stretcher bearer perhaps.
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:51 PM   #23
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We don't like quads, so if you ride one, all the other clowns are allowed to tip you over (after we remove the beer)... no seriously... we're making this up as we go along. A quad could be a useful vehicle as a stretcher bearer perhaps.
Dont think they made quads back in the day.......... So guess were safe there!
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Old 10-19-2010, 04:19 PM   #24
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All we can say is if you thought "Kings of the West" was a mindfuck this is your ride.
I'm on the lookout for a suitable (as in CLOWN suitable) rig to ride........unless the girl bike qualifies?
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Old 10-19-2010, 05:19 PM   #25
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Dont think they made quads back in the day.......... So guess were safe there!

Maybe you're talking a 3 wheeler ATV? Good with me!
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Maybe you're talking a 3 wheeler ATV? Good with me!
Yep .... Got an old Honda ATC 70 that needs a little work out in the shed.

Maybe I could be the "Search & Destroy" ...... I mean rescue vehicle!



.... I hear there are some real nuts that ride motorcycles out in the desert.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:09 PM   #27
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Yep .... Got an old Honda ATC 70 that needs a little work out in the shed.

Maybe I could be the "Search & Destroy" ...... I mean rescue vehicle!



.... I hear there are some real nuts that ride motorcycles out in the desert.
That's the exact bike I'm looking to buy. Found two in excellent condition for $800. I'm positive it would be worth far less when I'm done with it.
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:48 PM   #28
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:56 PM   #29
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Looks like it's time to find a bike for this.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2013226448.html

The bike runs strong. Looks very orignial. Call Jeremy 714-840-9596

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Old 10-19-2010, 08:10 PM   #30
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Looks like it's time to find a bike for this.
Nice find

Saw this machine listed in Carlsbad today:

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/mcy/2015287191.html

.....might be too new/powerful .......besides, Daddy's no "ATC/quadtard"

Here's a sweet ride : http://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/mcy/2014823629.html
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