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Old 12-07-2011, 10:19 AM   #2041
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Are you extra bitter because the only bowl Tennessee is going to see this year is the one they shit in?
Have you seen the "make fun of Florida" thread on the Ohio State board?

Classic. And spot on.
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Old 12-07-2011, 10:20 AM   #2042
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Have you seen the "make fun of Florida" thread on the Ohio State board?

Classic. And spot on.
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Old 12-07-2011, 10:49 AM   #2043
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Gator mom wants to change son's name!

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“I want to change his middle name,” she said.
Wiley actually has to travel to Ohio several times a year for work; so ironically, Spurrier Urban Wiley was born in Ohio.
The name doesn’t faze the now 4-year-old Spur. He doesn’t really understand his mom’s frustration, but he’s playing along.
“He wants to be Spur Willy Nilly Silly Bear Wiley,” said Wiley.
Wiley said anything is better than Urban.
It’s a name that reminds her of the letter the former Gator coach wrote her son shortly after his birth.
In it, Urban Meyer wrote, “I look forward to growing with you as a Gator over the years.”
Wiley’s husband isn’t on board with the change, and she said she won’t officially change her son’s name unless her husband agrees.
If he does, she’s thinking Tim after Tim Tebow, the great Gator quarterback who is becoming a star in the NFL.


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Old 12-07-2011, 04:03 PM   #2044
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Have you seen the "make fun of Florida" thread on the Ohio State board?

Classic. And spot on.
It's ok. We've been making fun of them for years. In a decade or so when urban still only has two rings, we'll still be laughing.
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:05 PM   #2045
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It's ok. We've been making fun of them for years. In a decade or so when urban still only has two rings, we'll still be laughing.

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Old 12-07-2011, 09:14 PM   #2046
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Old 12-08-2011, 04:23 AM   #2047
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When did they quit using this....???

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Old 12-08-2011, 05:28 AM   #2048
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When did they quit using this....???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iICDCj-qOEU




Obesity problem...check.
Dead demigod football coach...check.
Addiction to Walmart...check.

You guys are Alabama with shittier weather and uglier women.
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:31 AM   #2049
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Obesity problem...check.
Dead demigod football coach...check.
Addiction to Walmart...check.

You guys are Alabama with shittier weather and uglier women.
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:44 AM   #2050
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Obesity problem...check.
Dead demigod football coach...check.
Addiction to Walmart...check.

You guys are Alabama with shittier weather and uglier women.

Hey we're only beating you by 3% in huskiness...
Wait till Spurrier dies...
Isn't everybody...?

You need big women in cold weather....
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Old 12-08-2011, 08:20 AM   #2051
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You need big women in cold weather....
They tried telling that to me on a campus tour in Oxford, Ohio. I think that was the second I knew Ohio wasn't for me.
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Old 12-08-2011, 08:23 AM   #2053
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They tried telling that to me on a campus tour in Oxford, Ohio. I think that was the second I knew Ohio wasn't for me.
My friend little bro graduated from Miami(OH) a couple years ago... and everything that he brought around was Grade A....

Maybe you were there on a bad day???
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Old 12-08-2011, 09:21 AM   #2054
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My friend little bro graduated from Miami(OH) a couple years ago... and everything that he brought around was Grade A....

Maybe you were there on a bad day???
My dad actually found out I wanted to go there because of a girl, so he took me on a campus visit in February. Need I say more?
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Old 12-08-2011, 11:24 AM   #2055
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My dad actually found out I wanted to go there because of a girl, so he took me on a campus visit in February. Need I say more?
No sir. Winter weight makes the "Freshman 15" look like a diet!!!
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