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Old 08-04-2011, 08:10 AM   #1306
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"That’s the easy part! Every morning I count them. The ones who have left – have reached enlightenment!"

LOL!

thats my plan also. by the end of this trip, we'll see how many of you are left reading it.

Not that I help people reach enlightenment, I just tend to piss em off.

'oh look! a nipple!'

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Old 08-04-2011, 08:11 AM   #1307
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thats my plan also. by the end of this trip, we'll see how many of you are left reading it.

Not that I help people reach enlightenment, I just tend to piss em off.

'oh look! a nipple!'

So that means we gotta come up with some goofy statue and put it somewhere obscure?

Fuck that, too much work.

I'm going riding instead.
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:37 AM   #1308
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thats my plan also. by the end of this trip, we'll see how many of you are left reading it.

Not that I help people reach enlightenment, I just tend to piss em off.

'oh look! a nipple!'

Your in the shit now.........


























you said nipple
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:45 AM   #1309
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'oh look! a nipple!'


More pictures or it didn't happen.



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Old 08-04-2011, 09:52 AM   #1310
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'oh look! a nipple!'

WHERE? WHERE?
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Old 08-04-2011, 01:18 PM   #1311
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Old 08-04-2011, 01:31 PM   #1312
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:41 PM   #1313
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Old 08-04-2011, 04:30 PM   #1314
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'oh look! a nipple!'
Doug, maybe it's just you.

I can get away with publishing half a dozen boobies with all the delightful details!






















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Old 08-04-2011, 05:38 PM   #1315
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Doug, maybe it's just you.

I can get away with publishing half a dozen boobies with all the delightful details!



But the same boobies six times doesn't count!
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Old 08-04-2011, 10:04 PM   #1316
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did someone say boobies?
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Old 08-04-2011, 10:19 PM   #1317
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boobies are ok, its the hard pointy things at the end that some people had a problem with. (Harold, I think your boobies' beaks are ok tho!)

Its just that they probably havent seen a real one since their mom weaned em at 16.

as usual, blame the parents.

OK, enough boobie talk, when are we gonna get some more of this awesome ride report?

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Old 08-04-2011, 10:39 PM   #1318
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boobies are ok, its the hard pointy things at the end that some people had a problem with. (Harold, I think your boobies' beaks are ok tho!)

Its just that they probably havent seen a real one since their mom weaned em at 16.

as usual, blame the parents.

OK, enough boobie talk, when are we gonna get some more of this awesome ride report?

Hey, wait a minute....aren't you the one riding/living/writing this thing??

I only wish I was 30 years younger so I could follow in your footsteps (tire tracks?).
Have a safe ride, my friend!!
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Old 08-05-2011, 04:22 AM   #1319
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Point Camera..... Take picture..... Post.... See Smileys... ( Even boobies get Smileys )....

Not complicated... PICTURES... without you we have no Eyes... Give us Voice...


Okay.... I'm leaving you.... off to Bonneville.... try to check in over the next couple of weeks... but it's time to make my junk haul Ass.... When I come back I'll share my pictures from afar.....


( in other words... the ride report is excellent... keep it up... the photo's while a pain in the ass are greatly appreciated by the less well traveled among us )

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Old 08-05-2011, 05:21 AM   #1320
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Thanks Keith
Have fun at Bonneville, and if you meet Tyler from Lowbrow Customs, tell him that if he wants to set a record, he needs a bike that will make it all the way down the course.

(he's riding a pre unit Triumph)

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