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Old 07-16-2014, 08:22 AM   #2176
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Sheldon, you could hold an audition, it would only take two minutes each....
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Old 07-16-2014, 09:25 AM   #2177
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Sheldon, you could hold an audition, it would only take two minutes each....
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Old 07-16-2014, 03:38 PM   #2178
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Without further adieu introducing the combatants. This is how every big decision in life should be made.

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Old 07-16-2014, 03:53 PM   #2179
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Completely wrong

This is way off, everyone knows that pillow fights are held in under garments only. This event has the competitors completely over dressed and should be redone immediately with the pillow fight rules adhered to.
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Old 07-16-2014, 03:57 PM   #2180
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......having a couple of Aussie buds and knowing what bullshitters they are I figure there's a 50/50 chance that we got a big surprise coming!
(A) Someone is pregnant?

(B) Sheldon is going off to bat for the other team?

(C) A Mexican salsa queen is in the other room?

(D) None of the above?

(E) ABC are true
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Old 07-16-2014, 04:42 PM   #2181
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This is way off, everyone knows that pillow fights are held in under garments only. This event has the competitors completely over dressed and should be redone immediately with the pillow fight rules adhered to.
This was an unsanctioned bout held under PUP rules. Partly Undressed Pretty's.
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Old 07-16-2014, 04:55 PM   #2182
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What, no naked jello wrestling?
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Old 07-16-2014, 05:45 PM   #2183
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Sheldon, you could hold an audition, it would only take two minutes each....

Nah not really, you neglected to consider the 24hr recuperation time required in between.
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Old 07-16-2014, 05:47 PM   #2184
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There are ways to cut back on the 2 minutes per interview as well.






There is always cost cutting measures able to be implemented to save on time and effort, here's just a still picture for everyone that doesn't watch the videos of me maximizing my 2 minute interviews. This interviewing is tough work let me tell you.

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Old 07-16-2014, 05:53 PM   #2185
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While I struggle through this difficult decision (had a sleep) the girls headed off for a walk to relax after the torrid affair. Its nice to see pictures of them enjoying each others company even in the face of one of them going home alone. I've just been informed if my blog gets more 5 star ratings the winner will pose nude.

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Old 07-16-2014, 09:57 PM   #2186
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Sheldon, I have a possible solution. How about you buy a smaller bike down there (500 - 650 cc). Then the girls could take turns riding the bike, one on the small bike and one behind you. That way the three of you could continue on and see the rest of South America. In addition, the girls would get some experience in riding, and if they are any good at it, they should be pretty darned good in a month of riding every day, under your expert tutelage! Then if Ewa wants to go home, she could, and Dianne could continue on with the smaller bike, or if not, she could ride with you and you could sell the smaller bike. Just a thought....seems a pity not to see the rest of South America while you are there Ewa.
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:54 PM   #2187
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Sheldon, I don't know how you managed to pull this off, but if I could give you 5 stars again, I definitely would. You're in men's hall of fame, that's it!
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Old 07-17-2014, 08:34 AM   #2188
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Without further adieu introducing the combatants. This is how every big decision in life should be made...
i think i just WON in my pants. i broke my 5 star button today.
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Old 07-17-2014, 08:18 PM   #2189
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Sheldon, I have a possible solution. How about you buy a smaller bike down there (500 - 650 cc). Then the girls could take turns riding the bike, one on the small bike and one behind you. That way the three of you could continue on and see the rest of South America. In addition, the girls would get some experience in riding, and if they are any good at it, they should be pretty darned good in a month of riding every day, under your expert tutelage! Then if Ewa wants to go home, she could, and Dianne could continue on with the smaller bike, or if not, she could ride with you and you could sell the smaller bike. Just a thought....seems a pity not to see the rest of South America while you are there Ewa.
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That was actually discussed at length Danielle but in the end we have decided Eva will see out South America with me and Dianne will change her flights and head off to Europe to meet her mother for a holiday there.

Ev will then fly out later in the year probably late November early December to give her a few weeks back home in Poland before Christmas then a few weeks after before going to start her new life in whatever country she chooses, probably Ireland. Dianne would of been great fun she is such an easygoing beautiful chick but I thought it better to let Eva have the pleasure of my company for awhile longer, it's just the type of guy I am not to mention im guaranteed a good hard rooooo massage with Eva.

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Old 07-18-2014, 04:11 PM   #2190
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sheldon, i don't know how you managed to pull this off, but if i could give you 5 stars again, i definitely would. You're in men's hall of fame, that's it!

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