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Old 08-04-2014, 08:45 PM   #2236
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Thanks for the replies guys I actually like the look of the Nx4 Honda I think it would be a great bike for Dianne to start on. Problem is buying a bike in Brazil is tricky so may have to go to Paraguay to do that, will do some more research on that after tomorrow when Di makes her final decision.
It's actually a tough decision for her to make really, well you know what I mean not really when it is just where to holiday but on one hand she flies to see her mum in Europe and will do a few weeks with her or stays in South America with Ev and I, she's booked flights hotels is going to her mum if I was a betting man I'd say she will go to Europe. I have been wrong before, well I don't know when but it must of happened at some point in time, isn't that right Ev.

Ewa: Si senor si senor si senor

Sheldon: That's my girl.

When Di does and if it's positive I think it totally wise of me to post a picture of Dianne's inner seam for further evaluation by fellow experts from around the world, till then Ev is a similar size to Di so I might just wake her up and do just a bit of further research. I think it is best to be prepared.

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Old 08-04-2014, 09:13 PM   #2237
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Took the bike to Bmw just outside of Rio today the miss has got really bad so time to change the spark plugs, I guess 123000k's is a good life span I did tell you I'm the type if it aint broke don't fix it plus anyone with an F800 will know it's a total prick to change them. We hung around for awhile with some help of a few friendly locals got the message across also going to get them to check out the smell the bike has been giving off im pretty sure a rat has crawled up and died, serious that's what it smells like and I wont be in the least surprised if they find a nicely roasted rodent up there somewhere. We pissed off and headed down to a maccas I had spied on the way in, always important to keep your eyes peeled for little treasures you know. We headed back and boys hadn't started so we organised to come back tomorrow to have it all sorted, more money, at this rate I'm going to have to go back into bank robbing but shhh keep that one to yourself. What the hell am I thinking, bank robbing! what an idiot, I'm off to find a big purple coat hat and some bling, come to puppa baby.

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Old 08-04-2014, 09:24 PM   #2238
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By the way there was some great suggestion in regards to the bike the one about renting for a week or two was one actually Ev mentioned as she has a great route for us to ride once we leave Rio. In the end we cant sort that if Dianne stays. Thanks for all the emails messages and the posts either way mine and Ev's adventure continues whatever Di decides. I told Di the only thing that concerns me personally is that I will be worried about whoever is riding the other bike and I think that would be the same for everyone, would hate to see either of my little girls get hurt. Yep im one sick puppy, just thought I'd throw that in if anyone had forgotten.
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Old 08-05-2014, 01:48 AM   #2239
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hasn't anyone suggested you add a sidecar to your F800 yet???








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Old 08-05-2014, 06:13 PM   #2240
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hasn't anyone suggested you add a sidecar to your F800 yet???





That looks so cool but also looks pretty expensive. I reckon it will come in great when the baby is born, what the f&^k did I just say, I think I've had one to many drinks though if Ev reads it later it should get me some action.

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Old 08-08-2014, 09:31 AM   #2241
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We have been having some fun around Rio over the last few days hanging out with Dianne doing the scenic stuff and while we were at it I mentioned to Di that she would have to have an interview if she was to join us on this adventure so I did what any respectable businessman would do found us a comfy casting couch and went to work with some questions and ideas of our future together, needless to say it was a lot of fun and laughs for us all, but also I may of just stumbled upon one of the best ideas I have ever had



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Old 08-08-2014, 01:40 PM   #2242
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2 minutes before the next girl, huh? Sounds 'bout right....
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Old 08-08-2014, 01:58 PM   #2243
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She said no to the important part... ha ha.
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Old 08-08-2014, 05:23 PM   #2244
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She said no to the important part... ha ha.


I took the girls out for a little stroll together to discuss some of the issues further and make that answer a YES.







I cant believe it look at these two am I supposed to be jealous, oh well I guess I will get over it in time with the support of all my friends out there, somewhere there has to be someone that cares about me, just someone, please I try my best to be a nice guy ahhh f&^k ya all Im keeping these two to myself for as long as I can, stuff ya.











Does this give you any idea what I'm thinking Di, yes that's right honey time for something to eat.






It is a tough job trying to convince Dianne of my ideas but don't worry guys I will struggle away and keep trying.














I went and sat under a tree on a nice quiet bench and relaxed for awhile while the girls went off for a walk, when they came back I was feeling a little scared they looked very hungry and I was thinking to myself I might be on the menu, oh shhhh up let me dream will ya. People say riding a motorbike through Central and South America is dangerous you should try being in my shoes for awhile then you will know what danger is all about especially with these two hungry hellcats around.

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Old 08-08-2014, 05:29 PM   #2245
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If you get another moto you might just see them ride off in to the sunset together
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Old 08-08-2014, 05:45 PM   #2246
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One of my mates who I have known for 45 years said to this picture "you don't often see Christ and the Devil together"

Oh what the hell would he know.


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Old 08-08-2014, 06:56 PM   #2247
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Some of the scenery of beautiful Rio de Janeiro










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Old 08-08-2014, 07:14 PM   #2248
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And one more with the beautiful Dianne, unfortunately guys she decided it was time to go and spend time with her mother in Europe so she wont be joining us but boy we had a fun last few days. It was discussed that she come back in a month or so when her mum goes home so there is still a possibility we will ride together but time will tell it will depend on where we are and how long she is gone. It was difficult to see her go we have had an amazing time with her and Matt over the last 4 or 5 months.

The idea of lingerie, sexy photos and the like to help fund her travel was actually discussed seriously before she left, it would be interesting to see how that played out, who would I be to complain if girls used me as a cameraman to fund their adventures around the world.



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Old 08-09-2014, 07:11 AM   #2249
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Keep up with the efforts,it looks like a veritable buffet,Rio is suppose to loosen them up.Damn I like the build up to a good porno!
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Keep up with the efforts,it looks like a veritable buffet,Rio is suppose to loosen them up.Damn I like the build up to a good porno!
it's just lucky I'm a man of high moral standards and refuse to lower myself to those levels though I must admit it's difficult when the girls continually throw themselves at you. With the support of my fellow bikers in Advrider I will overcome these hardships which will be difficult because you only have to look at me to know I like buffets.
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