Oh its great to be an Aussie

[Padmei]

Just got back from your homeland tonite - a few observations

For the first couple of days the place seemed to be full of beautifuls young women - after a few days all i could see were the ugly fat loud ones (any resemblance to you guys is totally intentional)

Aussie seemed like a pretty multicultural place - all i saw on telly were blond shiny people

All your birds were laughing at me when I walked outside - i started feeling quite sad after a while.

Your sports programmes -channel1-3 ASL, Rugby, League all day every day.
Your sports chat shows- fat old guys with mos reliving their glory days

Shitloads of Utes everywhere

Really surprised how much of kiwi content was on the telly( a lot!)

Pretty bloody friendly people actually.

A couple of questuions tho...
Are those clear covers over the no. plates on cars for speed cameras? If so aren't they illegal?

Another one that I can't remember but I'll be back...

[NordieBoy]

Originally Posted by Padmei

All your birds were laughing at me when I walked outside - i started feeling quite sad after a while.

It's the beard.

Originally Posted by Padmei

Are those clear covers over the no. plates on cars for speed cameras? If so aren't they illegal?

You didn't get pinged for speeding when you got back did you?

[Padmei]

Originally Posted by NordieBoy

It's the beard.

Guess who got checked for explosives out of all the flights in the airport?

[Two Moto Kiwis]

Originally Posted by Padmei

Guess who got checked for explosives out of all the flights in the airport?

Osama Bin Padmei ..... your secret is out

[NordieBoy]

Originally Posted by Two Moto Kiwis

Osama Bin Padmei ..... your secret is out

As Allah is my witness, I did not crash that motorbike...

[Two Moto Kiwis]

Originally Posted by NordieBoy

As Allah is my witness, I did not crash that motorbike...

Obviously the chickie at the counter thought that a KLR650 was a real bomb too

[Padmei]

Originally Posted by Two Moto Kiwis

Obviously the chickie at the counter thought that a KLR650 was a real bomb too

You pronounced it wrong - its Da bomb!

[slowbike smallpenis]

Originally Posted by Oscar

Drug sport...

Whiner...

Girls sport...

Come back after the Rugby.

Big game Stu -I see Richie Macawcaw behind the jump pulling pints - New Strategy?

Who is the boofhead on the telly saying Australians dont respect the All Blacks -

[Two Moto Kiwis]

Originally Posted by Padmei

You pronounced it wrong - its Da bomb!

nah I got it right ...

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by slowbike smallpenis

Big game Stu -I see Richie Macawcaw behind the jump pulling pints - New Strategy?

Who is the boofhead on the telly saying Australians dont respect the All Blacks -

Keiren Reid, I think.

The locals are too busy bleating about their heritage being hijacked:



I've already ordered mine

I don't think McCaw will play much at No. 8.
Your Tokoroa im[ort, Mr Cooper, is in for a torrid time, I think.

[clintnz]

Originally Posted by Oscar

I've already ordered mine
.

For the sake of the children I dearly hope yours isn't a skin tight fit as per above

...mind you, ya'd still look quite a bit meaner than those poofters.

Clint

[SYDADVGS]

Centrebet are foolishly offering $3.75 on the Wallabies.

[dirty dennis]

Wadda ya reckon Clint? Is it worth a couple of beers when either of us gets within shouting range or what??
( promise if the unthinkable happens that I'll get a decent beer for you !!)

P.S. Gday Rosie

[SYDADVGS]

Congratulations All Blacks.

[Oscar]

Originally Posted by SYDADVGS

Centrebet are foolishly offering $3.75 on the Wallabies.

They were lucky to come second,,,.