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Old 08-02-2011, 01:57 AM   #16
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Just got back from your homeland tonite - a few observations

For the first couple of days the place seemed to be full of beautifuls young women - after a few days all i could see were the ugly fat loud ones (any resemblance to you guys is totally intentional)

Aussie seemed like a pretty multicultural place - all i saw on telly were blond shiny people

All your birds were laughing at me when I walked outside - i started feeling quite sad after a while.

Your sports programmes -channel1-3 ASL, Rugby, League all day every day.
Your sports chat shows- fat old guys with mos reliving their glory days

Shitloads of Utes everywhere

Really surprised how much of kiwi content was on the telly( a lot!)

Pretty bloody friendly people actually.

A couple of questuions tho...
Are those clear covers over the no. plates on cars for speed cameras? If so aren't they illegal?

Another one that I can't remember but I'll be back...
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Old 08-02-2011, 02:24 AM   #17
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All your birds were laughing at me when I walked outside - i started feeling quite sad after a while.
It's the beard.

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Are those clear covers over the no. plates on cars for speed cameras? If so aren't they illegal?
You didn't get pinged for speeding when you got back did you?
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Old 08-02-2011, 02:05 PM   #18
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It's the beard.

Guess who got checked for explosives out of all the flights in the airport?
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Old 08-02-2011, 03:19 PM   #19
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Guess who got checked for explosives out of all the flights in the airport?
Osama Bin Padmei ..... your secret is out
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Old 08-02-2011, 11:11 PM   #20
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As Allah is my witness, I did not crash that motorbike...
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Old 08-03-2011, 03:24 AM   #21
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As Allah is my witness, I did not crash that motorbike...
Obviously the chickie at the counter thought that a KLR650 was a real bomb too
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Old 08-03-2011, 01:57 PM   #22
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Obviously the chickie at the counter thought that a KLR650 was a real bomb too
You pronounced it wrong - its Da bomb!
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Old 08-03-2011, 04:34 PM   #23
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Whiner...

Girls sport...

Come back after the Rugby.
Big game Stu -I see Richie Macawcaw behind the jump pulling pints - New Strategy?

Who is the boofhead on the telly saying Australians dont respect the All Blacks -
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Old 08-03-2011, 05:01 PM   #24
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nah I got it right ...
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Old 08-04-2011, 01:22 AM   #25
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Big game Stu -I see Richie Macawcaw behind the jump pulling pints - New Strategy?

Who is the boofhead on the telly saying Australians dont respect the All Blacks -
Keiren Reid, I think.

The locals are too busy bleating about their heritage being hijacked:



I've already ordered mine

I don't think McCaw will play much at No. 8.
Your Tokoroa im[ort, Mr Cooper, is in for a torrid time, I think.
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Old 08-04-2011, 07:42 PM   #26
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I've already ordered mine
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For the sake of the children I dearly hope yours isn't a skin tight fit as per above

...mind you, ya'd still look quite a bit meaner than those poofters.

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Old 08-04-2011, 11:10 PM   #27
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Centrebet are foolishly offering $3.75 on the Wallabies.
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Old 08-05-2011, 02:35 AM   #28
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Wadda ya reckon Clint? Is it worth a couple of beers when either of us gets within shouting range or what??
( promise if the unthinkable happens that I'll get a decent beer for you !!)

P.S. Gday Rosie
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Old 08-06-2011, 03:13 AM   #29
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Congratulations All Blacks.
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Old 08-06-2011, 05:49 AM   #30
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Centrebet are foolishly offering $3.75 on the Wallabies.
They were lucky to come second,,,.
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