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Old 08-22-2011, 10:05 PM   #46
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You just like looking at guys in tight shorts...
Only when theres a piece of leather involved.........

There's a bloke over here who has "defected" from Thugby League to the AFL, a strapping Islander lad, and he seems to be loving it and scoring lotsa goals. Once the rest of them find out how good it is, you'll lose all your Islander rugby players to AFL, then you're fucked. You wait and see.
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Old 08-23-2011, 01:04 AM   #47
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What is this "Australian Floral League" anyway?
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Old 08-23-2011, 02:16 AM   #48
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Only when theres a piece of leather involved.........

There's a bloke over here who has "defected" from Thugby League to the AFL, a strapping Islander lad, and he seems to be loving it and scoring lotsa goals. Once the rest of them find out how good it is, you'll lose all your Islander rugby players to AFL, then you're fucked. You wait and see.
Yeah, we might have to ask for some of our Tokoroa boys back from Brissie...
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Old 08-23-2011, 02:17 AM   #49
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What is this "Australian Floral League" anyway?
Oh, is that what it stands for. I thought it was "Arse Fiddler League". Silly me....
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Old 08-23-2011, 02:19 AM   #50
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So when was the last time a kiwi team won a game of God's own sport, the AFL?

(sound of crickets)


I thought so. Even the Irish are game to have a crack. But not you lot, still stuck playing the game your colonial masters imposed upon you.

Poofters. :ymca

PS The fat chicks were all from Bondi.

Lets face it, only the convicts and the micks play poofta's ping pong.
And I don't think the ghey shorts are gonna catch on in Dublin :ymca
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Old 08-23-2011, 02:13 PM   #51
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Lets face it, only the convicts and the micks play poofta's ping pong.
And I don't think the ghey shorts are gonna catch on in Dublin :ymca
Thats a bit harsh Stu
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Old 08-23-2011, 04:12 PM   #52
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Once the rest of them find out how good it is, you'll lose all your Islander rugby players to AFL, then you're fucked. You wait and see.
See wot good bastids we are sending over our lads to win your games ..... and that's ok.

Maybe we should send some of our sheilas over to play as well .... owuh gezzz just checked up .... you already got em
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Old 08-23-2011, 05:03 PM   #53
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I watched a program last nght called "Insight" on SBS tv, it concerned an incident in the early 2000's where a boatload of Afghan refugeees were saved from drowning by a Norwegian freighter called the Tampa, and the ensuing politicisation of it by the Australian government of the day, mainly consisting of demonising the people for political ends.
New Zealand basically offered immediately to resettle a large number of them, and some appeared on the program. They were some of the most decent people you could ever hope to meet, and it made me very proud of New Zealand, and extremely ashamed of the actions of my government.

To qoute the bloke who was your PM at the time, Helen Clarke, she said it was the best decision she ever made.

Well done kiwi's. You can beat us comprehensively at something that matters.
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I watched a program last nght called "Insight" on SBS tv, it concerned an incident in the early 2000's where a boatload of Afghan refugeees were saved from drowning by a Norwegian freighter called the Tampa, and the ensuing politicisation of it by the Australian government of the day, mainly consisting of demonising the people for political ends.
New Zealand basically offered immediately to resettle a large number of them, and some appeared on the program. They were some of the most decent people you could ever hope to meet, and it made me very proud of New Zealand, and extremely ashamed of the actions of my government.

To qoute the bloke who was your PM at the time, Helen Clarke, she said it was the best decision she ever made.

Well done kiwi's. You can beat us comprehensively at something that matters. JEST LEARN THE RULES OF CREECKET
Slight Adjustment there God for our cousins...
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Old 08-24-2011, 01:10 AM   #55
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Slight Adjustment there God for our cousins...
Who you picking for Saturday?
Wanna lose another bet?
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Old 08-24-2011, 03:48 PM   #56
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Old 08-24-2011, 05:50 PM   #57
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Old 08-24-2011, 07:16 PM   #58
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Who you picking for Saturday?
Wanna lose another bet?
Russ and I will be in the back blocks on Saturday evening with a few other reprobates ... feeling no pain at some stage Id hazard a guess -

You really think the game is of any note given the World Cup is within spitting distance?
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Old 08-24-2011, 10:49 PM   #59
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Russ and I will be in the back blocks on Saturday evening with a few other reprobates ... feeling no pain at some stage Id hazard a guess -

You really think the game is of any note given the World Cup is within spitting distance?
Whichever team wins will have a great psychological advantage going into the tournament.
Besides, you guys need a trophy...
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:06 PM   #60
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You back your team! The average winning margin for Wallaby teams against the All Blacks since 2000 is about six, so you may have a point.

However they don't even average one win a year in that period, and the last time they won in Brissie was 1992 (and then only by 2).
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