Need Caretaker for Oregon property

DaFoole · 11-06-2012, 05:54 AM

Hi guys. Have a place in SW Oregon. It's rural (16 miles from town on some beautiful curvy roads), two story 3 bedroom old restored farmhouse with front/back porches on 4 acres. Raised garden beds. Chicken coop. Paddock for hoses/llamas/goat/gerbils/rhinos or whatever. Deal is for free rent, garbage. You pay electricity.

Big, well lighted shop with wood stove. Lottsa tools that the caretaker is welcome to use providing they're cleaned and put away.

100's of miles of amazing local roads/logging roads. Great fishing/hunting.

It IS Oregon so it rains a lot in the winter. Ride wet or stay home....
Seriously, if rain gets you down, prolly not a good idea to consider it.

Spring/Summer/Fall are AMAZING!!

Duties are basic maintenance, yard work and not letting the inside look like a college dorm.

Some projects need to get done so if you have carpentry skilz that is a bonus and we can negotiate.

Dial up only as I don't get up enough to pay for satellite.

Non-agressive dogs/wimmins OK....

PM me if you're interested.

mongox · 11-06-2012, 06:09 AM

Do I have to shoot the Meth heads?

DaFoole · 11-06-2012, 07:07 AM

That would be greatly appreciated...

Hop-Sing · 11-07-2012, 12:50 PM

You mean do I get to shoot the crank heads.
I will supply the bullets if there is a backhoe handy
My name is Bob Smith and I have references from San Quintin as well as Pelican Bay.

DaFoole · 11-08-2012, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hop-Sing

You mean do I get to shoot the crank heads.
I will supply the bullets if there is a backhoe handy
My name is Bob Smith and I have references from San Quintin as well as Pelican Bay.

Yer in!!!

oobus · 11-09-2012, 09:07 PM

Hop-Sing,

You have plenty to do at the Rancho, you don't have to travel all the way to Oregon...

Op, what is the nearest town?

DaFoole · 11-13-2012, 09:18 AM

kinda between Myrtle Pt and Coquille out in the country.

DaFoole · 11-22-2012, 08:55 PM

Boing!

DowDuer · 11-22-2012, 10:41 PM

Does this property have internet access, and how many cats live there?

DaFoole · 11-24-2012, 06:49 AM

1)Currently dial up. Had satellite but it wasn't worth the expense considering how little time I spend up there.

2)A couple of feral cats that the local coyotes/cougars have eaten, other than that, don't know.

Treadless · 11-24-2012, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFoole

1)Currently dial up. Had satellite but it wasn't worth the expense considering how little time I spend up there.

2)A couple of feral cats that the local coyotes/cougars have eaten, other than that, don't know.

So i take it that the area is not pussy friendly.

How 'bout cell service?

DaFoole · 11-24-2012, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Treadless

So i take it that the area is not pussy friendly.

Well............never mind.....

How 'bout cell service?

Texting yes, talking no....which is one of the reasons I love the place.....

mongox · 11-27-2012, 06:30 AM

Isn't nice not to recieve calls at night, After 5 all they want is money anyway.

DaFoole · 11-27-2012, 05:30 PM

Tru Dat!

DaFoole · 12-05-2012, 12:18 PM

Yet another bump....

11-06-2012, 05:54 AM	#1
DaFoole ^OP Que la Chinga?! Joined: Jun 2004 Location: BFE, SW Oregon/SF BayO'rea Oddometer: 3,140	Need Caretaker for Oregon property Hi guys. Have a place in SW Oregon. It's rural (16 miles from town on some beautiful curvy roads), two story 3 bedroom old restored farmhouse with front/back porches on 4 acres. Raised garden beds. Chicken coop. Paddock for hoses/llamas/goat/gerbils/rhinos or whatever. Deal is for free rent, garbage. You pay electricity. Big, well lighted shop with wood stove. Lottsa tools that the caretaker is welcome to use providing they're cleaned and put away. 100's of miles of amazing local roads/logging roads. Great fishing/hunting. It IS Oregon so it rains a lot in the winter. Ride wet or stay home.... Seriously, if rain gets you down, prolly not a good idea to consider it. Spring/Summer/Fall are AMAZING!! Duties are basic maintenance, yard work and not letting the inside look like a college dorm. Some projects need to get done so if you have carpentry skilz that is a bonus and we can negotiate. Dial up only as I don't get up enough to pay for satellite. Non-agressive dogs/wimmins OK.... PM me if you're interested. __________________ "...when I handed the 40 ouncer to him, he got that far off stare that a cat gets when it just gets done licking its ass for the last 15". Yeah, THAT stare." -WTF-Over DaFoole screwed with this post 11-22-2012 at 08:58 PM

11-06-2012, 06:09 AM	#2
mongox ARRRRGH!!! Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Gilroy,ca Oddometer: 2,354	Do I have to shoot the Meth heads? __________________ "First, God made idiots" Mark Twain "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music" unknown

11-06-2012, 07:07 AM	#3
DaFoole ^OP Que la Chinga?! Joined: Jun 2004 Location: BFE, SW Oregon/SF BayO'rea Oddometer: 3,140	That would be greatly appreciated... __________________ "...when I handed the 40 ouncer to him, he got that far off stare that a cat gets when it just gets done licking its ass for the last 15". Yeah, THAT stare." -WTF-Over

11-13-2012, 09:18 AM	#7
DaFoole ^OP Que la Chinga?! Joined: Jun 2004 Location: BFE, SW Oregon/SF BayO'rea Oddometer: 3,140	kinda between Myrtle Pt and Coquille out in the country. __________________ "...when I handed the 40 ouncer to him, he got that far off stare that a cat gets when it just gets done licking its ass for the last 15". Yeah, THAT stare." -WTF-Over

11-22-2012, 08:55 PM	#8
DaFoole ^OP Que la Chinga?! Joined: Jun 2004 Location: BFE, SW Oregon/SF BayO'rea Oddometer: 3,140	Boing! __________________ "...when I handed the 40 ouncer to him, he got that far off stare that a cat gets when it just gets done licking its ass for the last 15". Yeah, THAT stare." -WTF-Over

11-07-2012, 12:50 PM	#4
Hop-Sing Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Dec 2011 Oddometer: 168	You mean do I get to shoot the crank heads. I will supply the bullets if there is a backhoe handy My name is Bob Smith and I have references from San Quintin as well as Pelican Bay.

11-09-2012, 09:07 PM	#6
oobus Adventurer Joined: Jul 2010 Location: In the orchard Oddometer: 77	Hop-Sing, You have plenty to do at the Rancho, you don't have to travel all the way to Oregon... Op, what is the nearest town?

11-22-2012, 10:41 PM	#9
DowDuer !rn00b-aK Joined: Jan 2010 Location: Tehama Co. California, gateway to Hwy 36! Oddometer: 202	Does this property have internet access, and how many cats live there?

11-24-2012, 06:49 AM	#10
DaFoole ^OP Que la Chinga?! Joined: Jun 2004 Location: BFE, SW Oregon/SF BayO'rea Oddometer: 3,140	1)Currently dial up. Had satellite but it wasn't worth the expense considering how little time I spend up there. 2)A couple of feral cats that the local coyotes/cougars have eaten, other than that, don't know. __________________ "...when I handed the 40 ouncer to him, he got that far off stare that a cat gets when it just gets done licking its ass for the last 15". Yeah, THAT stare." -WTF-Over

11-27-2012, 06:30 AM	#13
mongox ARRRRGH!!! Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Gilroy,ca Oddometer: 2,354	Isn't nice not to recieve calls at night, After 5 all they want is money anyway. __________________ "First, God made idiots" Mark Twain "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music" unknown

11-27-2012, 05:30 PM	#14
DaFoole ^OP Que la Chinga?! Joined: Jun 2004 Location: BFE, SW Oregon/SF BayO'rea Oddometer: 3,140	Tru Dat! __________________ "...when I handed the 40 ouncer to him, he got that far off stare that a cat gets when it just gets done licking its ass for the last 15". Yeah, THAT stare." -WTF-Over

12-05-2012, 12:18 PM	#15
DaFoole ^OP Que la Chinga?! Joined: Jun 2004 Location: BFE, SW Oregon/SF BayO'rea Oddometer: 3,140	Yet another bump.... __________________ "...when I handed the 40 ouncer to him, he got that far off stare that a cat gets when it just gets done licking its ass for the last 15". Yeah, THAT stare." -WTF-Over

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