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Old 08-25-2013, 07:52 PM   #166
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That would be the story of Me sleeping on the picnic table. In a sleeping bag with my pillow.

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So I roll out of my SUV the next morning and find myself what appears to be all by myself. I attempt to wipe my blood filled eyes clear to no avail and look off over in the picnic area to see a bearded bum wadded up on top of the table. I think to myself, "as bad as I am I still feel sorry for that guy". The guy raises his head and I realize its The Grinch. . We give each other the "cool guy" tip of the head without saying a word and I jump in my SUV and drive away.
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Old 08-25-2013, 07:55 PM   #167
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So is the eye injury from hitting your head too hard? Bushwhacked? Or from too high of wind speeds?
Not exactly sure. However the retina Doc said that I had bruised the layer of cartilage behind the eye that separates your eye from your brain. I assume I took a stick to the eyelid and it almost punctured my eyelid because I had a black eye over my eye and up to my eyebrow.
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Old 08-25-2013, 07:57 PM   #168
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Dang... Glad I left when the whiskey came out
I'm not, you actually might've talked me out of my stupidity. The closer you get to retirement the greater wisdom you seem to be able to impart.
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Old 08-25-2013, 07:58 PM   #169
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Side effect of pulling up too hard while practicing a popawillie!
Rob, we'll square up on a ride soon.
The only thing I popped was some more brain cells.
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Old 08-25-2013, 07:59 PM   #170
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as serious as Robs recollection of that night is, I have to say, being a witness firsthand, that it was hilarious.

I rolled up to the scene only to find Rob looking off in a distance as if he saw a ghost. he looked me and almost didn't recognize me.
we had to get the rolled up wire fence that he wadded up in. (there was another wad of fence on the other side of the forest road.) we rolled the bike backwards to undo the fencing from the rear.
he looks terrible. I told him he was bleeding everywhere and he laughed.
now the bike is ready to ride, but Rob can't get on the damn thing. he would swing his leg over and proceed to fall on the other side. this happened maybe 4 or 5 times. I finally held the bike for him.
then he proceeds to turn around on the forest road..... and falls.
we then swap bikes (him on Dales bike, me on Richs bike). the shift lever was bent so I could only ride in first all the way back.
Rich had come to see what was up and escorted us back.

all in all it was a fun night!
I don't remember any of that, so it never happened.
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Old 08-25-2013, 08:01 PM   #171
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Ok, time to let this thread go into semi retirement again. Although I have a great story from Kauai from last week involving catching Black Tip Reef Sharks by hand.
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Old 08-25-2013, 08:46 PM   #172
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I wanna hear the story when you arrived home the next morning, Hunny im home

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Old 08-25-2013, 09:07 PM   #173
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I wanna hear the story when you arrived home the next morning, Hunny im home

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Yeah, theGrinch got 60 days of probation.
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Old 08-26-2013, 06:54 AM   #174
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Yeah, theGrinch got 60 days of probation.
I got a big wet kiss and a "don't get any blood on the good towels". . She knows better after 27 years of marriage.
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Old 08-26-2013, 09:15 AM   #175
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I got a big wet kiss and a "don't get any blood on the good towels". . She knows better after 27 years of marriage.
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Old 08-26-2013, 11:30 AM   #176
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I got a big wet kiss and a "don't get any blood on the good towels". . She knows better after 27 years of marriage.
Crap! and all I get is a meal.
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Old 08-26-2013, 12:14 PM   #177
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Crap! and all I get is a meal.
Rich, I'm sure Rob will give ya a big wet kiss, too.
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Old 08-26-2013, 01:03 PM   #178
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Crap! and all I get is a meal.
I gave you three choices:
  1. I pay for damages
  2. A reach around
  3. I kill someone for you
  4. Dinner
You chose the dinner. We all have to live with our choices.
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Old 08-26-2013, 09:45 PM   #179
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I gave you three choices:
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  3. I kill someone for you
  4. Dinner
You chose the dinner. We all have to live with our choices.
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:44 PM   #180
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I wanna know why two ktm riders were riding suzukis?
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