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Old 04-12-2013, 08:45 AM   #751
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I'm curious, Steve; what time did this happen?
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:06 AM   #752
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They've been outside the Canteen & La Cumbre a few nights a week for over a year. Truth be told, I really don't go over there anymore unless I'm on a bicycle because of it. I just don't want the hassle of getting pulled over and they seem to be looking for trouble. I've had several friends pulled over near there for "not using their blinker".
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:07 AM   #753
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:42 AM   #754
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To follow up with above ^^^

And for Steve:








These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for wyord, taken down and now published by
court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were
actually taking place.

UNBELIEVEABLE!!



ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No , I just lie there.

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis , does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget..

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

___________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do..

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

____________________________________


ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?

WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.

___________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

_________________________________________


ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a
new attorney?

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

_____________________________________


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________


ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?

WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

_________________________________________


ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral...

_________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.

____________________________________________


ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

______________________________________


And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.
































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Old 04-12-2013, 10:32 AM   #755
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They've been outside the Canteen & La Cumbre a few nights a week for over a year. Truth be told, I really don't go over there anymore unless I'm on a bicycle because of it. I just don't want the hassle of getting pulled over and they seem to be looking for trouble. I've had several friends pulled over near there for "not using their blinker".
whew, sounds like I skated outta there with some luck last night; on the way home I noticed the blinkers on my XR weren't flashing, just solid.......I messed with the switch last night and got them working properly!

Here's a tip: I always come & go from Il Vicino via Stanford (road that runs north/south just east of the Il Vicino parking lot)---this gets me over to Commanche without driving any distance along Aztec, which is where the cops seem to be lurking checking for patrons leaving La Cumbre & the Canteen.....
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:58 PM   #756
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i'm curious, steve; what time did this happen?
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:30 PM   #757
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Time to use the old drunk decoy method.....
The first one to leave is the one that has absolutely nothing to drink (rotate the job) Send them down the road driving as erratically as possible with out being reckless. Once they are pulled over , every one else leaves at once in as many different directions as possible....
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Old 04-12-2013, 03:13 PM   #758
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steve, you got to conceal the rage.... as spoken to me from buggs....
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Old 04-12-2013, 03:21 PM   #759
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who's buggs?
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Old 04-12-2013, 05:52 PM   #760
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steve, you got to conceal the rage.... as spoken to me from buggs....
Believe me, I know. I've talked my way out of more than a few tix for speeding, etc. From the initial contact, however, this particular cop was so far up my ass I could taste donuts.
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Old 04-12-2013, 06:06 PM   #761
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Buggs????? Sounds familiar.....
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Old 04-12-2013, 07:02 PM   #762
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From the initial contact, however, this particular cop was so far up my ass I could taste donuts.
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Old 04-17-2013, 02:19 PM   #763
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:02 PM   #764
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IN. Should be there by six.

Thirsty already.
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:36 PM   #765
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I will try to swing by around 6:15 depending on weather and work.
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