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Old 04-07-2005, 11:44 PM   #1
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Wicked Pure Sex, or... Renazco Strikes Again!

The faded blue and orange shar pei dog of a Renazco seat, that has served me so well... is gone.

Wave bye.



Much like a large breasted Catholic school girl, I have succumbed to the ravages of peer pressure, verbal abuse and my desire for... sex.

Renazco Racing presents...SEX!



A new shape! A little lower, with a shape much like a stocker... but with a surprise! What you can't see, because the suede hasn't stretched a bit, is a bucket of sorts, about 2/3rds back, that cups and caresses your tender tushie. I loves me James I do.
My feetzies are almost flat on the ground, again!!!



And a cool felt lined pouch to... I'll find something to put in that soft felt lined pouch, I will.



Plenty of room for stuff and things... ah, relatively flat stuff and things.



And a complete surprise!!! James has a very twisted sense of humor.



Thanks James... I thought my blue and orange seat was a real looker when it was all new and virginal... This black beauty however, has never been a virgin... just nothin' but raw sex since I opened the box.

Ride report to follow... eventually.
Chris
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:48 PM   #2
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Shouldn't there be a "NWS" warning on this thread?
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:54 PM   #3
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Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid

Well done, James
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Old 04-07-2005, 11:56 PM   #4
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Daymn, that seat looks so soft, kinda make ya wanna ride around on it nekid

Well done, James
You been watchin' me Radical?
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:01 AM   #5
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Shouldn't there be a "NWS" warning on this thread?
More like NWA
I can't wait to see the 22" spinners.
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:03 AM   #6
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More like NWA
I can't wait to see the 22" spinners.
Ya know Jinxy... I bet James could put your swell black cat logo on a seat. ... I betcha.
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:10 AM   #7
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Ya know Jinxy... I bet James could put your swell black cat logo on a seat. ... I betcha.
I might have to give him a chance. All kidding aside, that is a good looking, well shaped seat on that KTM, and the Touratech one on my Dakar is shaped to elicit either confessions or celibacy, I haven't decided which.
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:16 AM   #8
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I might have to give him a chance. All kidding aside, that is a good looking, well shaped seat on that KTM, and the Touratech one on my Dakar is shaped to elicit either confessions or celibacy, I haven't decided which.
James is one of the most stand-up guys I know... and if you could see and feel this seat in person, you'd be shippin' yours off tomorrow.
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:44 AM   #9
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And a complete surprise!!! James has a very twisted sense of humor.



Thanks James... I thought my blue and orange seat was a real looker when it was all new and virginal... This black beauty however, has never been a virgin... just nothin' but raw sex since I opened the box.

James... I am so glad to be the recipient of your talent, technical skill and artistic eye. If you was just slightly less ugly, I'd give you a big wet one.

Ride report to follow... eventually.
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:47 AM   #10
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James is one of the most stand-up guys I know... and if you could see and feel this seat in person, you'd be shippin' yours off tomorrow.
Thanks for the heads-up, mate.

Now about the two devils sitting on my opposite shoulders:

Devil # 1 "Buy Guzzi Parts, Buy Guzzi Parts, Buy Guzzi Parts...Bonneville is coming and you are way behind"

Devil # 2 "They run Bonneville every year, and your ass is spending all it's time on a sado-masochistic seat manufactured by bitter, resentful Germans. Imagine how much more work you could get done in the shop with a happy ass. A cheerful ass. An Ass that says "no task too small, no budget too large". And what if you continue to ignore your ass and it locks up just as you enter the timed mile? Have you thought about that? I didn't think so."

Well, it doesn't hurt to ask
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Old 04-08-2005, 06:55 AM   #11
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Very nice seat creeper! I have to say that the old pimpin seat was distracting from your new look. Now your bike really looks like midnight between the thighs of a very slutty rich chick

I notice you went with less of a slope fill or more of a slope this time, any reason why?

The rallye pocket is for your event registration - its flat. You can put your licence and registration there for easy access. "Take them outa the pocket sir."
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:09 AM   #12
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A new shape! A little lower, with a shape much like a stocker... but with a surprise! What you can't see, because the suede hasn't stretched a bit, is a bucket of sorts, about 2/3rds back, that cups and caresses your tender tushie. I loves me James I do.
My feetzies are almost flat on the ground, again!!!

This all sounds really cool!
I am tired of sliding forward and I have enough trouble gettin off...I mean dismounting without falling over due to the stock height
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:20 AM   #13
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....You sir Suck

Now who do I contact about that Hit?
Popsicle, Godspeed? wanta make points with Lc4 E' LaFamilia?
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:22 AM   #14
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Hey

I can't but help but notice your missing a mirror. WTF?

































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Old 04-08-2005, 07:26 AM   #15
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....You sir Suck

Now who do I contact about that Hit?
Popsicle, Godspeed? wanta make points with Lc4 E' LaFamilia?
ooooo, a power grab! i am pretty sure creeper was "made" - so that makes him untouchable - remember Joe Pesci's fate...
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