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Old 01-03-2012, 12:15 PM   #91
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:17 PM   #92
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A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Bundy Rum and never heard #####ing and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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Old 01-03-2012, 12:45 PM   #93
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A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Bundy Rum and never heard #####ing and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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Wow,,,and they call me the Angry White Man.
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:15 PM   #94
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I'm not angry. I found it on an Arborist site that I'm on, and thought I'd share it.
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:24 PM   #95
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Old 01-03-2012, 01:49 PM   #96
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Old 01-03-2012, 02:37 PM   #97
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Is that what I missed?

After the rider in front of me ran out of talent on a little hill I got caught up in his mess and knocked a hole in my engine. There's a reason I hate riding behind slower riders. WTF was I thinking, I trusted a C rider to know what he was doing.
I thought you were helping him up the hill with your ignition cover.
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Old 01-03-2012, 02:39 PM   #98
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LOL thats a nice thought.. A big pissed off redneck, with a chainsaw.

I don't get mad very often. It takes too much energy.
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Old 01-03-2012, 02:41 PM   #99
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stopped by edelmanns today...



one of the employees has a thing for nate, i think he may have a stalker...
When are you going to buy a bike with knobbies!?
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Old 01-03-2012, 03:07 PM   #100
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Is that something they will check when crossing into Canada? I have never inspected my bikes .

Never had them check the inspection,,, it's the same as crossing in a car. You pull up to the guard when they tell you to (NOT before), they ask a bunch of questions,, Where ya comin from? Where ya going? How long will you be there? Anything to declare?. Getting into Canada is less stessful than coming back. The US guards have no sence of humor, make your answers short and sweet or you'll be told to pull to the side while they go through everything on/in your vehicle.
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Old 01-03-2012, 03:27 PM   #101
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I thought you were helping him up the hill with your ignition cover.
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Old 01-03-2012, 03:37 PM   #102
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When are you going to buy a bike with knobbies!?
we went over this, knobbies are overrated...
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Old 01-03-2012, 03:58 PM   #103
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I thought you were helping him up the hill with your ignition cover.
Nope. He was on the other side of me. I didn't get near that cover. I thought those Yamaha's came equiped with throttles that turn both ways, brakes, and handlebars that turn. My mistake. I was just sitting there minding my open business, thinking about my options, and WHAM.
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:06 PM   #104
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we went over this, knobbies are overrated...
Not if you get into some REAL dirt.

Nice bike anyway.
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:07 PM   #105
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Nope. He was on the other side of me. I didn't get near that cover. I thought those Yamaha's came equiped with throttles that turn both ways, brakes, and handlebars that turn. My mistake. I was just sitting there minding my open business, thinking about my options, and WHAM.
So what you're saying is that the "B" rider messed up and the "C" rider was doing fine, just evaluating?
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