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View Results: Who is the Grand Poo-Bah of Chuckleheads?
S.D.H. 12 16.00%
Dr.Z 34 45.33%
ChickenHelmet 12 16.00%
Mug 6 8.00%
Inpet 7 9.33%
Happy the Sheet 5 6.67%
VicO 5 6.67%
Buzztail 13 17.33%
ElusivePedro 4 5.33%
Madhouse 7 9.33%
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Old 09-26-2013, 05:59 PM   #1711
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Man, that took some time.
He did it from memory. I can tell by the failures.
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 09-26-2013, 06:07 PM   #1712
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OK, for what it's worth, I've never seen lot lizards that looked this good, they're usually really old, really fat, or really both.
You were only approached by the Schneider approved ones. They don't serve tater tots. While we're on the subject, i'd be willing to bet EVERY U.S. KLR is delivered to the dealer via Schneider.
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 09-26-2013, 08:28 PM   #1713
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I used to know a truck driver who began every story with "There was this @$%& JB Hunt driver..."
Yep JB was #2 on the Most Hated List. Instead of Polak jokes, I heard Schneider and JB Hunt jokes on the CB all the time. Most were pretty forgettable. I do remember one:
Schneider truck's behind a JB Hunt truck goin down the road. They pass a dog beside the road, lickin his balls. JB driver sez, "Man I sure wish I could do that." Schneider driver sez, "Yabbut wouldn't ya wanna pet him first?"

I know. Lame. Hey when yer starved for entertainment, ya take what ya can get. (That doesn't necessarily apply to lot lizards, however.) Sometimes, parked in a truckstop, channel 19 was like an audio feed from the Jerry Springer Show. Other times, it was like a Ron White standup comedy routine, and I'd be cryin with laughter. Not too often, tho...

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You were only approached by the Schneider approved ones. They don't serve tater tots. While we're on the subject, i'd be willing to bet EVERY U.S. KLR is delivered to the dealer via Schneider.
Yessir, I bet yer right about the KLR deliveries. And yer prolly also right about the Schneider-approved lot lizards with regards to tater tots. They may not have served them, but they sure liked eating them, there were some big ol' gals prowling around the Petro and Pilot lots, I'm tellin ya
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:50 AM   #1714
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Yep JB was #2 on the Most Hated List.
I've told Inept this one before: Was running CA to FL and hit a truckstop east of San Antonio on I-10. Was already slappy w/ lack of sleep when i stumbled into one of the Men's Room stalls. On the wall was a dispenser for those paper toilet seat liners.

On the dispenser some Pure Chucklehead had written in Sharpie J.B. Hunt party hats
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Old 09-27-2013, 02:49 PM   #1715
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Old 09-28-2013, 08:16 AM   #1716
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How dare you.
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:40 AM   #1717
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Ye Olde Chuckleheade Threade was slidin down Page 1, time for a bumparoonie with a fresh helping of Chuckleheadery:


Supposedly, the original Kawi smoker triples were scary-handling beasts. I'm sure a chopper frame cured those issues
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Old 10-08-2013, 09:25 AM   #1718
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narrow bars probably reduce the beating your hands take in a full on tank slapper too
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Old 10-09-2013, 01:46 PM   #1719
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Old 10-09-2013, 05:07 PM   #1720
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Lol
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Old 10-09-2013, 06:44 PM   #1721
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Is this Chuckleheadery? Could be. But what I really wanna know is, how does this rig work in regards to engine placement?
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Old 10-10-2013, 08:04 PM   #1722
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Is this Chuckleheadery? Could be. But what I really wanna know is, how does this rig work in regards to engine placement?
Maybe rabbit drive train? I see 10 underutilized Fuchs alloys. The chop job looks good,
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Old 10-11-2013, 03:50 AM   #1723
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Old 10-11-2013, 05:04 AM   #1724
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I thought the Sham-wow guy died.... or was that oxy-clean?
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Old 10-11-2013, 06:47 PM   #1725
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Facepalm upgrade... Really?

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