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Old 05-31-2012, 07:33 AM   #316
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They're everywhere!!!

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Old 05-31-2012, 07:44 AM   #317
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Never trusted gnomes anyway...
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Old 05-31-2012, 08:25 AM   #318
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riding out to seek a zombie-free area on motorcycles.



Its going to be safer to be on a really BIG motorcycle, up out of the reach of the milling zombie horde. And if you have friends on smaller machinery, well - they can just ride along the pathway of squashed zombies that your big wide tyres leave behind.




Just take a look at what THIS big bike is doing to the yellow car? So zombies, or even stalled and abandoned automobiles, all the same . . . . . you're going to keep moving . . . . as long as you can gas it up. Of course you'll knock down the awnings over the pumps, but they can be hiding ambush-ready zombies in their shade.




As I was saying, your friends on smaller machinery (like above) can ride along the swath that you're mowing through the staggering hordes.

And if it turns out that many fuel depots and gas stations are wrecked, burnt-out, or simply have their bulk storage contaminated by zombie run-off, then you're going to have to carry extra fuel to last the distance . . .



The answer! A three-barrel tanker bike to supplant the motorcycle's own gas tanks. So that's another reason to clear a path . . . . . you want THIS rider to keep safe, and matching your speed.
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Old 05-31-2012, 09:02 AM   #319
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NOW you are REALLY freakin' me out.........gnome zombies.
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Old 05-31-2012, 01:51 PM   #320
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What is with all the zombies in the news this week? http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30...ntcmp=trending
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Old 05-31-2012, 05:45 PM   #321
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What is with all the zombies in the news this week? http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30...ntcmp=trending


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/31...-victim346129/
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Old 05-31-2012, 06:00 PM   #322
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thats not a big a problem as it seems...they dont run fast. i think...?
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Old 05-31-2012, 06:20 PM   #323
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thats not a big a problem as it seems...they dont run fast. i think...?
They sneak up on you while you are sleeping.
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Old 05-31-2012, 06:29 PM   #324
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the zombie resistance should monitor this thread for news broadcasts on zombies, it begins
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Old 05-31-2012, 06:45 PM   #325
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:04 PM   #326
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Old 06-01-2012, 01:37 AM   #327
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They sneak up on you while you are sleeping.
ok, that is a small problem. get it....small? HA!

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Old 06-01-2012, 04:42 AM   #328
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Zombie-gnomes feast on flamingos?


But . . . . there's hope!



Survival-oriented gnomes fight back!
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Old 06-01-2012, 05:49 AM   #329
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More zombie news:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justic...html?hpt=hp_t2
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Old 06-01-2012, 06:06 AM   #330
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dudes their are no zombies, their just dumb people high on crack, that want to eat your brains and appear to be decomposing, nothign they do seems to kill them either.


we should kill them with a double click to the head anyway, just incase...
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