Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?

[Rainshadow]

Originally Posted by DAKEZ

They're everywhere!!!

Zombie Gnomes! And I thought they were just here to protect my garden. Anybody posts up pictures of Zombie Clowns you'll be able to find me hiding under my bed, sucking my thumb, calling for Momma...

[100mpg]

Originally Posted by Thanantos

More zombie news:

http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/31/justic...html?hpt=hp_t2

thats how all zombie/horror movies start...one incident here...one in another state. before you know, there chasing ya down the road while you are shitting you pants wondering WTF and at the same time, actually screaming it out loud at the top of your lungs. yep...thats how they all start.

[100mpg]

Originally Posted by vortexau

Survival-oriented gnomes fight back!

[100mpg]

thats right, its spreading.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/06/01...kly/?hpt=hp_t2

[CodyY]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobile...n_1562141.html

Government denial.

Meanwhile in Roswell ......

[fishwich]

[vortexau]

Originally Posted by Storm Shadow

dudes their are no zombies, their just dumb people high on crack, that want to eat your brains and appear to be decomposing, nothign they do seems to kill them either.

You'll be able to explain your POV more understandably when you've used the right words:

How Do You Use There, They're, and Their?

we should kill them with a double click to the head anyway, just incase...

Like Chance, a gardener, may have tried if he had encountered zombies, perhaps?

[vortexau]

Originally Posted by 100mpg

thats right, its spreading.

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/06/01...kly/?hpt=hp_t2

The Winchester brothers deal with some sort of Apocalypse so often that they're the ones to turn to when seeking advice.

Synopsis:

Sam (Jared Padalecki) tells Dean (Jensen Ackles) he wants to rejoin Dean in the battle of the Apocalypse, but Dean tells Sam that they are better off apart. Later, Dean awakens five years in the future in an abandoned city and is attacked by humans who have been infected with a demonic virus that turns humans into Zombies. Zachariah (guest star Kurt Fuller) appears to Dean and explains that this is the world that exists as a result of Dean saying no to helping the angels fight Lucifer. Dean meets up with Future Dean, who tells him that the virus is the Devil’s endgame for destroying mankind.

So Zombie Apocalypse, or other types of apocalypse, Sam and Dean have much experience . . . in staying alive, coming back, re-gaining one's soul - whatever.

But it would appear that there may be some types of apocalypse that the Winchesters have yet to encounter?

Ten very specific types of apocalypse (and how to survive them)




"You built smaller model tools and . . . weapons, to suit short people, midgets, whoever- but guess what? Those same tools and . . . weapons are a good size for my paws! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ("Mr. Tinkles" cat-type evil laugh) - har!"




Cats (inspired by Ninja Cats featured in the movie "Cats and Dogs") caught practicing martial art movements. They usually practice in low light for stealth, so a flick-on of room lighting will catch them with maximum iris.

[DAKEZ]

http://lqp-79.org/2012/06/01/the-can...-mental-virus/

[Storm Shadow]

zombies wont eat my brains eh?

[SgtDuster]

Originally Posted by DAKEZ

http://lqp-79.org/2012/06/01/the-can...-mental-virus/

[vortexau]

CDC reassures the public that zombies don't exist

"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," CDC spokesman David Daigle said.

Did the CDC really need to reassure Americans there is no zombie apolcalypse?

Well, it was Americans who were involved.

Did this man call what we refer to as Zombies- "Morans"? Was he really inciting Zombie/Morans to seek out brain-food, so to speak?

Get A Brain Morans

Very strange, three names that pop-up with involvement in regard to Zombie portrayal in screen entertainment are: David (Dylan Moran), James Moran, and Nick Moran.



CDC Confirms Zombies by Denying Them: Operation "Pretend Nothing is Happening" is a Go

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms…” wrote suspected zombie and CDC spokesperson David Daigle.

So that means they could easily exist and that the CDC just isn’t aware? What if they don’t know about it because every time someone walked into the room trying to explain what is happening the person in charge put their hands over their ears in a cupping fashion and yelled “la la la la, I can’t hear you..”!?

[Storm Shadow]

americans live in constant fear of fear it self from what im led to believe

[Storm Shadow]

zombies wont last here anyway,

[vortexau]

Then again DropBears are easy prey for Tree Snakes, but Tree Snakes have their own predators in . . .



. . . the form of
Giant Queensland Snake-devouring Spiders

This may be why there is little chance of any Zombie Apocalypse developing here-abouts. Too many natural predators that can finish off zombies.