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Old 07-27-2012, 05:36 AM   #391
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Whew...glad we got this thread back on track...the philosophical debate about the state of society was killing it...

Having sex with a Zombie is a sure fire way to get infected....

I guess it still counts as necrophilia....
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:13 AM   #392
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Zombies have sex ????

why didn't someone tell me

Maybe the apokalips won't be as bad as I thought
Ewww crusty dusty zombie sex...
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:35 AM   #393
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well, how else do you capture them for research,

for that matter

can you suffocate a zombie, gas them,

can a zombie drown?
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:49 AM   #394
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well, how else do you capture them for research,

for that matter

can you suffocate a zombie, gas them,

can a zombie drown?

They are already dead....

To capture, a net would work...the only research I need is what weapon is most effective....don't need to capture them for that
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Old 07-27-2012, 07:20 AM   #395
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Old 07-27-2012, 07:32 AM   #396
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well, how else do you capture them for research,

for that matter

can you suffocate a zombie, gas them,

can a zombie drown?
Not according to WWZ. Shallow lakes are the most dangerous places since the bottom can be covered in zeds.
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Old 07-27-2012, 07:57 AM   #397
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Ewww crusty dusty zombie sex...

Or sticky gooey smelly Zombie sex....
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:01 AM   #398
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well, how else do you capture them for research,

for that matter

can you suffocate a zombie, gas them,

can a zombie drown?

We'll find out in October. Seems some chick managed to catch and train a couple!


Cannot be suffocated, they don't breath.
same thing with the gas.
Same thing with drowning.
In one of the first episodes, the Sheriff came upon a zombie in the park. There was only half of it left and she was still crawling around! That might be the only zombie I felt bad for. ..all she could eat was scraps!
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Or sticky gooey smelly Zombie sex....
Squick

tasteless... I know.
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:36 AM   #400
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Squick

tasteless... I know.


A squicky?
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get you get a zombie pregnant?
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Old 08-01-2012, 05:48 PM   #402
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get you get a zombie pregnant?
there is a GREAT punch line out there somewhere...
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
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Old 08-02-2012, 01:39 AM   #404
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!
dam, that don't make any sense but it is funny.
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dam, that don't make any sense but it is funny.
Rectum hell, killed em both.

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"Wrecked him hell?" Johnny said. "Damn near killed him!"


There's a much longer version involving a fox, a rabbit and a chase down a hillside but I wanted to keep it short.
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