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Old 08-02-2012, 05:54 AM   #406
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we need a power campaign for safe sex with zombies?
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Old 08-02-2012, 05:56 AM   #407
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I'd rather blow there head off than get head from one...
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:44 AM   #408
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Rectum hell, killed em both.

You aren't from the south are you.
I got that part of the joke but it doesn't make sense with the question.
Can zombies get pregnant?
Rectum hell, dam near killed em!


ok, I got one with a pick you own punch line ending.
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get you get a zombie pregnant?
A-No, but you can bang 'em up pretty good!
B-No but you can knock 'em up pretty good!
i chuckled a little. but I am biased
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Old 08-02-2012, 09:52 AM   #409
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we need a power campaign for safe sex with zombies?
I got a couple

ZOMBIE SAFE SEX
You think your balls itch now?
Just wait to you bionk a zombie bare back!

ZOMBIE safe sex
Just do it.
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My shameful brain said, "WTF, are those dachshunds?" Yes, genius. Wild Appalachian dachshunds foraging in the woods
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Old 08-02-2012, 11:13 AM   #410
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Old 08-17-2012, 03:44 AM   #411
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been quiet lately....
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Old 08-17-2012, 04:03 AM   #412
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been quiet lately....

I've been hiding.














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Old 08-17-2012, 07:41 AM   #413
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been quiet lately....

Too quiet
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Old 09-14-2012, 08:02 PM   #416
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:57 PM   #417
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Can i wear a propeller hat?

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Old 09-17-2012, 04:41 AM   #418
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Are YOU prepared for the Zombie Spider plague?


Spider "Resurrections" Take Scientists by Surprise


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Like zombies, spiders in a lab twitched back to life hours after "drowning"—and the scientists were as surprised as anyone. The spiders, it seems, enter comas to survive for hours underwater, according to a new study.

The unexpected discovery was made during experiments intended to find out exactly how long spiders can survive underwater—a number of spiders and insects have long been known to be resistant to drowning.

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Old 09-17-2012, 04:26 PM   #419
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:00 PM   #420
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