Are you Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? - Page 30

SgtDuster · 11-01-2012, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DAKEZ

AUD ?

http://adriansundeaddiary.com/

vortexau · 11-02-2012, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Yokomo

I'm thinking about adding some bits to my SV streetfighter to give it a Zombie Killer look. Maybe strap on a machete or ? Any ideas?

How are you planning to avoid attention from police?

Inquest into death of machete-carrying man

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An inquest into the death of Darrell Elroy Barnes, shot dead by police after being confronted for carrying a machete, will begin Monday morning.

On the evening of July 22, 2011, police spotted the 48-year-old man carrying a machete near Powell and Dunlevy streets in the Downtown Eastside. After confronting Barnes, the officers initially used a beanbag shotgun in an attempt to disarm the man before turning to their firearms.

vortexau · 11-02-2012, 04:23 AM

Zombie Strippers! (2008)

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In a near future, President George Bush has been just elected for the fourth time with his vice Arnold Schwarzenegger and the USA is in war against many nations, among them Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Venezuela, France and Alaska. In order to compensate the loss of soldiers, the government is researching a virus to reanimate the dead tissue of deceased soldiers and reactivate their brains, to form a powerful army of undead. When the experiment goes wrong and gets out of control in a facility in Sartre, Nebraska, the efficient Z Squad is summoned to destroy the zombies. However, the soldier Byrdflough is bitten by a zombie and he escapes to the underground Brademus strip-club owned by the greedy Ianna Esco. Byrdflough bites the star Kat and the stripper spreads the virus, turning her colleagues into zombies and eating the flesh of their clients.

Blood-lusting strippers invite customers, one-by-one, to "enjoy" their talents privately in a back room. Get head and she bites . . . . . leaving customer bleeding in his pants. Cash-hungry strip club owner Ianna Esco throws "damaged" customers into a cell in the basement.

ktmgeoff · 11-02-2012, 05:01 AM

You must have lasted longer than me watching that film, 10 minutes was about all I could handle, I like a good zombie but my bed looked more inviting.

ktmgeoff · 11-02-2012, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtysouthjacket

LOL, that's pretty much exactly how that episode would turn out in real life. Unfortunately the ADVers would be doomed after they shoot off all their ammo at 3am during the party and used the gas to keep the fire going. But dammit, it would be a good time and a lot of funny pics would get posted.

More than likely a few KLR's would be fuel for the fire too

XR's on the other hand are a bit like zombies....hard to kill........

vortexau · 11-03-2012, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ktmgeoff

You must have lasted longer than me watching that film, 10 minutes was about all I could handle, I like a good zombie but my bed looked more inviting.

I gave it up some Three-Quarters through. Didn't get to discover the ending.

lilsmokey · 11-03-2012, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ironhead76

why has no one mentioned fire? it keeps you warm and kills zombies. when the zombies arrive i'm going to make up a bunch of napalm and get me one of these

and to all the scooter guys, i hope there more like the "I Am Legend" zombies.... you wont last very long

Nothing is better than FLAMING zombies running after you

Storm Shadow · 11-04-2012, 02:56 AM

well, the zombie apocalypse is starting for me,

yesterday at work, i was driving around when i was talkign to this girl who was looking at my arm on the window of hte car, and just randomly said, i have an urge to bite your arm, her boyfriend was next to her, thinking this is a bit strange, so i wound the window up, and went home, then my daughter was screaming, a 5 year old, and then went for me and bit me, took a huge chunk of flesh out of my belly, blood, skin, and all that through a shirt.

zombies, my childs a zombie

Chris01011 · 11-05-2012, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SgtDuster

http://adriansundeaddiary.com/

I was suddenly bored with AUD when I discovered the "We're Alive" podcast, which I found to be absolutely gripping and intense.

Chris

vortexau · 11-10-2012, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by lilsmokey

Nothing is better than FLAMING zombies running after you

And this can be performed with a scooter:

Set the zombie head alight. Takes out eyesight and hearing prior to frying any kind of intellect.

100mpg · 11-10-2012, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Storm Shadow

well, the zombie apocalypse is starting for me,

yesterday at work, i was driving around when i was talkign to this girl who was looking at my arm on the window of hte car, and just randomly said, i have an urge to bite your arm, her boyfriend was next to her, thinking this is a bit strange, so i wound the window up, and went home, then my daughter was screaming, a 5 year old, and then went for me and bit me, took a huge chunk of flesh out of my belly, blood, skin, and all that through a shirt.

zombies, my childs a zombie

CodyY · 11-10-2012, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by vortexau

And this can be performed with a scooter:

Set the zombie head alight. Takes out eyesight and hearing prior to frying any kind of intellect.

First problem is that you assume intellect. Zed is a non stop eating machine propelled by instinct; with no fear, no remorse, and no pain.

Fire is the absolute worst method.
The trick is stealth, silence, and speed. Suppressed weapons and archery, swords, and wit are the only things that will keep you alive

vortexau · 11-11-2012, 04:15 AM

I did say: "Takes out eyesight and hearing prior to frying any kind of intellect."

Head on fire means jellied eyeballs, crisped ears, collapsed nostrils, so there is a shortage of senses to zero in on one of the uncomtaminated as a target. Target selection requires some decision making however minor . . . . but there's no effective sight, smell, or hearing.

Are they going to be able to "fix" their quarry via engine vibration through the asphalt alone?

And that is based on "Shaun of the Dead"-type zombies . . .

. . . which could be easily misled by imitating their shamble to change one's status from that of "target" to that of "fellow stagger-er"?

Storm Shadow · 11-11-2012, 04:48 AM

i mentioned flamethrowers 10 pages back,

wasnt their cars with security systems, with flame throwers down teh side, anti car jacking type thing

Storm Shadow · 11-11-2012, 05:14 AM

http://atomictoasters.com/2012/06/wh...lout-shelters/

reading some of the comments to this,

I'm an old man. As a kid in the '50's (yes, I'm old), my father actually had a fallout shelter built in our house. Probably around 1956 or so. Lowered the ceiling in one part of the basement by putting 8" industrial steel I-beams across an area that was probably 20' x 12. Above the lowered ceiling, they placed about 6" of concrete blocks on top of plywood. Probably between existing floor joists.
(Like a brick pizza oven!) If you were over 5'5", you had to duck to get under the beams. There were a couple of couch/beds, chairs, and he had s storage closet full of food and medicine. Dad was a doctor and it was full of penicillin, syringes, and God only knows what else. He also kept a loaded gun there in case the zombies wanted in. Ventilation was through the door, which had a cement block L built in so that you had to turn and turn again to get in the room There was also a vent pipe that went through a former casement window to a point about 2' off the ground.

More curiously, we made this our family room. The family TV was there, and I remember as a young teenager taking my friends there to watch TV and hang out. We called it "The Shelter." Rolled off our tongues like it was normal.

My family moved in 1964 and the crisis with the Soviets was kinda over, so our new house didn't have a shelter and my father didn;t see the need to build one.

Many many years later I drove by the old house with my brother and we decided to introduce ourselves to the current owners. We met with the briefly, saw most of the house, but when we asked about the "shelter", she said it was just packed with junk storage.

11-02-2012, 05:01 AM	#439
ktmgeoff Remember it's not a race! Joined: Jun 2006 Location: Norf East Tasmania,Australia Oddometer: 1,291	You must have lasted longer than me watching that film, 10 minutes was about all I could handle, I like a good zombie but my bed looked more inviting. __________________ whatever

11-11-2012, 04:15 AM	#448
vortexau Outside the Pod-bay Joined: Feb 2008 Location: Just off the Warrego, S.E. Queensland Oddometer: 1,431	I did say: "Takes out eyesight* and hearing prior to frying any kind of intellect." Head on fire means jellied eyeballs, crisped ears, collapsed nostrils, so there is a shortage of senses to zero in on one of the uncomtaminated as a target. Target selection requires some decision making however minor . . . . but there's no effective sight, smell, or hearing. Are they going to be able to "fix" their quarry via engine vibration through the asphalt alone? And that is based on "Shaun of the Dead"-type zombies . . . . . . which could be easily misled by imitating their shamble to change one's status from that of "target" to that of "fellow stagger-er"? __________________ '77 BMW R100RS with Ural chair '08 Suzuki AN650A Burgman* (and trailer)

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11-04-2012, 02:56 AM	#443
Storm Shadow Thread Ninja Joined: Jan 2011 Location: Arashikage Clan Oddometer: 1,168	well, the zombie apocalypse is starting for me, yesterday at work, i was driving around when i was talkign to this girl who was looking at my arm on the window of hte car, and just randomly said, i have an urge to bite your arm, her boyfriend was next to her, thinking this is a bit strange, so i wound the window up, and went home, then my daughter was screaming, a 5 year old, and then went for me and bit me, took a huge chunk of flesh out of my belly, blood, skin, and all that through a shirt. zombies, my childs a zombie

11-11-2012, 04:48 AM	#449
Storm Shadow Thread Ninja Joined: Jan 2011 Location: Arashikage Clan Oddometer: 1,168	i mentioned flamethrowers 10 pages back, wasnt their cars with security systems, with flame throwers down teh side, anti car jacking type thing

11-11-2012, 05:14 AM	#450
Storm Shadow Thread Ninja Joined: Jan 2011 Location: Arashikage Clan Oddometer: 1,168	http://atomictoasters.com/2012/06/wh...lout-shelters/ reading some of the comments to this, I'm an old man. As a kid in the '50's (yes, I'm old), my father actually had a fallout shelter built in our house. Probably around 1956 or so. Lowered the ceiling in one part of the basement by putting 8" industrial steel I-beams across an area that was probably 20' x 12. Above the lowered ceiling, they placed about 6" of concrete blocks on top of plywood. Probably between existing floor joists. (Like a brick pizza oven!) If you were over 5'5", you had to duck to get under the beams. There were a couple of couch/beds, chairs, and he had s storage closet full of food and medicine. Dad was a doctor and it was full of penicillin, syringes, and God only knows what else. He also kept a loaded gun there in case the zombies wanted in. Ventilation was through the door, which had a cement block L built in so that you had to turn and turn again to get in the room There was also a vent pipe that went through a former casement window to a point about 2' off the ground. More curiously, we made this our family room. The family TV was there, and I remember as a young teenager taking my friends there to watch TV and hang out. We called it "The Shelter." Rolled off our tongues like it was normal. My family moved in 1964 and the crisis with the Soviets was kinda over, so our new house didn't have a shelter and my father didn;t see the need to build one. Many many years later I drove by the old house with my brother and we decided to introduce ourselves to the current owners. We met with the briefly, saw most of the house, but when we asked about the "shelter", she said it was just packed with junk storage.