Pee Leak, and other stuff to gripe about

[Hatch]

so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

her loss

[ineptizoid]

Originally Posted by Hatch

so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

her loss

10/10

That's how ya do it

[ineptizoid]

Originally Posted by RSOJIM

I just learned a couple new words, thanks guys, now to hatch a plan so they can be used just at the right moment.

Glad to be of service, sir!

[ElusivePedro]

Originally Posted by ineptizoid

10/10

That's how ya do it

Absolutely!!!! Way good!

I gotta lotta learn!!!

[ElusivePedro]

s'matter of fact - ill need tony (or me - if i am feeling lively enough) to copy and paste all that low-brow minutia i wrote and infuse it with twatwaffel adjectives. I might try in a few days. Just wanted to get the dog outta the gate! :-)

[Buzztail]

Originally Posted by Hatch

so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

her loss

Missing quotation... eggselant

[Buzztail]

Originally Posted by ineptizoid

Offensive Insult Words.

Keep trying

[Hatch]

Originally Posted by Buzztail

9 Too much proper use of punctuation

youll notice I forgot a quotation mark so I think you should give me credit there

[Buzztail]

Figxt

[ineptizoid]

Originally Posted by Buzztail

There's another one for my ADV Classics file

[Mugwest]

Originally Posted by Hatch

so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

her loss

Mug's Relationship Clinic, Module 1: Talk/kiss/walk/grope/fuck more, text less

It worked for centuries

[ineptizoid]

Originally Posted by Mugwest

Mug's Relationship Clinic, Module 1: Talk/kiss/walk/grope/fuck more, text less

It worked for centuries

What's this? MMS does Relationship Clinics now too? I mean, I know diversifying is the thing to do in this rough economy, but tire changes and psychotherapy under one roof--what kinda business plan is this?

I wish this venture well, regardless...the advice seems valid, but what do I know, I'm just a Random Dipwad

[Buzztail]

Meh, I'm a married guy. we text a lot. I'll take what I can get

[Scribe]

I hate when people on the Internets can't grasp some simple grammar and spelling rules, making them seem like eighth-grade dropouts. Herewith, Scribe's Primer for Not Coming Off as a Complete Fucking Dumbass, Vol. 1™:

* Too = also, or excessive
* To = preposition indicating movement or action. I am going to brain the next shitbag who uses "too" when he should use "to."
* Two = one plus one
* Your = it belongs to you
* You're = "you are"
* Yore = tales of
* Road = where the cagers are
* Rode = past tense of what you didn't do yesterday. (Surprising how many times you see this mistake, though making it is ridiculous.)
* Where = as in it ain't here so where the fuck is it?
* wear = clothes
* "Unless you're a British laddie, put the period inside the quotation mark. This is America, goddammit."

More to come as I get pissed about them.

[Buzztail]

Originally Posted by Scribe

I hate when people on the Internets can't grasp some simple grammar and spelling rules, making them seem like eighth-grade dropouts. Herewith, Scribe's Primer for Not Coming Off as a Complete Fucking Dumbass, Vol. 1™:

* Too = also
* To = preposition indicating movement or action. I am going to brain the next shitbag who uses "too" when he should use "to."
* Two = one plus one
* Your = it belongs to you
* You're = "you are"
* Yore = tales of
* Road = where the cagers are
* Rode = what you didn't do yesterday. (Surprising how many times you see this mistake, though making it is ridiculous.)
* Where = as in it ain't here so where the fuck is it?
* wear = clothes
* "Unless you're a British laddie, put the period inside the quotation mark. This is America, goddammit."

More to come as I get pissed about them.

two long. didnt' reed".