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Old 05-02-2012, 04:49 PM   #16
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so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

her loss
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Old 05-02-2012, 04:58 PM   #17
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so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

her loss
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Old 05-02-2012, 04:59 PM   #18
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I just learned a couple new words, thanks guys, now to hatch a plan so they can be used just at the right moment.
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:08 PM   #19
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Absolutely!!!! Way good!

I gotta lotta learn!!!
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:39 PM   #20
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s'matter of fact - ill need tony (or me - if i am feeling lively enough) to copy and paste all that low-brow minutia i wrote and infuse it with twatwaffel adjectives. I might try in a few days. Just wanted to get the dog outta the gate! :-)
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:55 PM   #21
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so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

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Offensive Insult Words.

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Old 05-02-2012, 06:31 PM   #23
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9 Too much proper use of punctuation

youll notice I forgot a quotation mark so I think you should give me credit there
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Old 05-02-2012, 06:49 PM   #24
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:25 PM   #26
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so a couple weeks ago my twatwaffle girlfriend quit answering texts and phone calls and changed her fb status to single. I have kinda seen it coming so I changed my status likewise. then out of the blue she sends me a message asking if we were together anymore and I replied "good question." an hour later, the cockholster changes her status to "in a relationhip with Asshat Dickweed. This led me to wondering how long she had really been bangin this fuktard...

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Mug's Relationship Clinic, Module 1: Talk/kiss/walk/grope/fuck more, text less

It worked for centuries
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Old 05-03-2012, 05:22 AM   #27
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Mug's Relationship Clinic, Module 1: Talk/kiss/walk/grope/fuck more, text less

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What's this? MMS does Relationship Clinics now too? I mean, I know diversifying is the thing to do in this rough economy, but tire changes and psychotherapy under one roof--what kinda business plan is this?

I wish this venture well, regardless...the advice seems valid, but what do I know, I'm just a Random Dipwad
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I hate when people on the Internets can't grasp some simple grammar and spelling rules, making them seem like eighth-grade dropouts. Herewith, Scribe's Primer for Not Coming Off as a Complete Fucking Dumbass, Vol. 1™:

* Too = also, or excessive
* To = preposition indicating movement or action. I am going to brain the next shitbag who uses "too" when he should use "to."
* Two = one plus one
* Your = it belongs to you
* You're = "you are"
* Yore = tales of
* Road = where the cagers are
* Rode = past tense of what you didn't do yesterday. (Surprising how many times you see this mistake, though making it is ridiculous.)
* Where = as in it ain't here so where the fuck is it?
* wear = clothes
* "Unless you're a British laddie, put the period inside the quotation mark. This is America, goddammit."

More to come as I get pissed about them.
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I hate when people on the Internets can't grasp some simple grammar and spelling rules, making them seem like eighth-grade dropouts. Herewith, Scribe's Primer for Not Coming Off as a Complete Fucking Dumbass, Vol. 1™:

* Too = also
* To = preposition indicating movement or action. I am going to brain the next shitbag who uses "too" when he should use "to."
* Two = one plus one
* Your = it belongs to you
* You're = "you are"
* Yore = tales of
* Road = where the cagers are
* Rode = what you didn't do yesterday. (Surprising how many times you see this mistake, though making it is ridiculous.)
* Where = as in it ain't here so where the fuck is it?
* wear = clothes
* "Unless you're a British laddie, put the period inside the quotation mark. This is America, goddammit."

More to come as I get pissed about them.
two long. didnt' reed".
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