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Old 05-03-2012, 08:30 AM   #31
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I hate when people on the Internets can't grasp some simple grammar and spelling rules, making them seem like eighth-grade dropouts. Herewith, Scribe's Primer for Not Coming Off as a Complete Fucking Dumbass, Vol. 1™:

* Too = also, or excessive
* To = preposition indicating movement or action. I am going to brain the next shitbag who uses "too" when he should use "to."
* Two = one plus one
* Your = it belongs to you
* You're = "you are"
* Yore = tales of
* Road = where the cagers are
* Rode = past tense of what you didn't do yesterday. (Surprising how many times you see this mistake, though making it is ridiculous.)
* Where = as in it ain't here so where the fuck is it?
* wear = clothes
* "Unless you're a British laddie, put the period inside the quotation mark. This is America, goddammit."

More to come as I get pissed about them.


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Old 05-03-2012, 08:56 AM   #32
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two long. didnt' reed".



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Old 05-03-2012, 04:21 PM   #33
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Can I add my gripe? I hate Prius drivers, every single damn one of them is an asshat and can't drive for shit. For whatever reason, every time I am near one on the road on my bike, they invariably try to outrun/pass/race me. What the heck? Ok, great, you drive a car that's saving the planet, you get 40 mpg, whoopty shit. My beat up, well loved Bandit gets 45 mpg and is a heck of a lot cooler than your Prius. Plus, it cost a heck of a lot less.

Thanks, I feel better. Good thread.
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Old 05-03-2012, 04:29 PM   #34
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scott - agreed sir. asshat "pious" drivers can suck shitsticks
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:12 PM   #35
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:24 PM   #36
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I hate it when you're "digging for gold" and you can't flick that bitch off your finger.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:06 PM   #37
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Women, sex, love, warfighting, drinking, riding, child-raising, hell-raising, friend-being: Quality. It's what you'll be measured by.

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Old 05-03-2012, 08:22 PM   #38
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Can I add my gripe? I hate Prius drivers, every single damn one of them is an asshat and can't drive for shit. For whatever reason, every time I am near one on the road on my bike, they invariably try to outrun/pass/race me. What the heck? Ok, great, you drive a car that's saving the planet, you get 40 mpg, whoopty shit. My beat up, well loved Bandit gets 45 mpg and is a heck of a lot cooler than your Prius. Plus, it cost a heck of a lot less.

Thanks, I feel better. Good thread.

Only thing worse than Prius drivers? Escalade drivers. Biggest batch o' douchebags on zee planet. "Hey look at me! I paid 50 grand for a Tahoe." Fuuuuukkkkkk youuuuuuu
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:24 PM   #39
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I go into some "quick store" get whatever and pay at register, the lovely young girl has my change in her hand, poised just inches above my open upturned and perfectly aligned paw, waiting calmly for the next second when I will have my change and be on my way when, Oh My God! Her little cell phone raps out something I think is "Suck my Dick , ya wanna suck my dick" and she STOPS, mid fucking release, and says "Hey hun, Im at work..ssup?"

She got really pissed when I said "Excuse me but can you open you hand." I left out the much needed fucking bitch fucking hand...

Tell me its never happened to you....
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:18 PM   #40
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More to come as I get pissed about them.
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Guys that run down other guys running car tires on their bikes (there, they're, ).

Guys that won't ride a bike because it ain't pretty enough.

Guys that drive 90+ MPH and get pissed at guys in the left lane doing 85mph passing someone else.

Guys that recommend their bike/brand to someone asking for a completely different kind of bike.

It's Florida, not Floriduh.....

Oh well, pardon me, it was a miserable 12hr shift jarring on stuck pipe.
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:12 AM   #41
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:17 PM   #42
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Ok, here's another one:

One large coke, one medium coke, two medium popcorns and a zap pack for my 8 year old which was a small coke, kids popcorn and a pack of fruit snacks.

Total 25 freaking dollars?

Good thing my brother paid for it.

Was worth it (almost) to see The Avengers with my son and my brother. Excellent movie, if anyone was wondering....
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:29 PM   #43
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Ok, here's another one:

One large coke, one medium coke, two medium popcorns and a zap pack for my 8 year old which was a small coke, kids popcorn and a pack of fruit snacks.

Total 25 freaking dollars?

Good thing my brother paid for it.

Was worth it (almost) to see The Avengers with my son and my brother. Excellent movie, if anyone was wondering....
+1 on The Avengers! Fuck the snacks in the movie theaters. Fricking waste of money. Ticket $5,= , Coke $7.=??? really...
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:02 PM   #44
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I hate when people on the Internets can't grasp some simple grammar and spelling rules, making them seem like eighth-grade dropouts. Herewith, Scribe's Primer for Not Coming Off as a Complete Fucking Dumbass, Vol. 1™:

* Too = also, or excessive
* To = preposition indicating movement or action. I am going to brain the next shitbag who uses "too" when he should use "to."
* Two = one plus one
* Your = it belongs to you
* You're = "you are"
* Yore = tales of
* Road = where the cagers are
* Rode = past tense of what you didn't do yesterday. (Surprising how many times you see this mistake, though making it is ridiculous.)
* Where = as in it ain't here so where the fuck is it?
* wear = clothes
* "Unless you're a British laddie, put the period inside the quotation mark. This is America, goddammit."

More to come as I get pissed about them.
There's always one! Everyone loves it when some self absorbed jerk off corrects other's grammar and punctuation on an internet forum. These places aren't peer reviewed or graded for some class you think we should have taken. Get over yourself, we're not impressed. In fact, we find it annoying.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:48 PM   #45
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There's always one! Everyone loves it when some self absorbed jerk off corrects other's grammar and punctuation on an internet forum. These places aren't peer reviewed or graded for some class you think we should have taken. Get over yourself, we're not impressed. In fact, we find it annoying.
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