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Old 05-07-2012, 03:17 PM   #61
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I hate looking at Inepts eye... makes my eyes water just thinking about looking at it...
Ya know, I still think JP's was worse. Prolly because he punctured his eyeball with rusty barbed wire is why. The only medical treatment JP sought was a shop rag, as I recall:



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Old 05-07-2012, 04:23 PM   #62
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Ya know, I still think JP's was worse. Prolly because he punctured his eyeball with rusty barbed wire is why. The only medical treatment JP sought was a shop rag, as I recall:



now my eyes are watering looking at that one.


Somehow reminds me of the sign I saw: it said

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Old 05-07-2012, 04:49 PM   #63
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Gettin in before the "Lock"!

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100% chucklehead material right there
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:22 PM   #64
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Old 05-07-2012, 07:44 PM   #65
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Yeah that looks pretty bad right there.

Wasn't that from last year about this time?
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:55 PM   #66
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yup, mountain bike + unknown quantities of diesel fuels from flounders = negative trajectory on curb jumping.
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:11 AM   #67
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:18 AM   #68
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:24 AM   #69
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:02 AM   #70
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Dang y'all are some serious eye-injuring FFs around here...I suggest riding with a Green Beret who carries a very well-equipped first aid kit
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:44 PM   #71
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Now I know....

where they get that old saying...

Better'n poke in the eye with a sharp stick.
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:28 PM   #72
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I hate it when you have to take a piss with your soldier at attention. It seems you can never lean over enough to get the stream to flow.
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:35 PM   #73
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I hate it when you have to take a piss with your soldier at attention. It seems you can never lean over enough to get the stream to flow.
Enjoy that problem while ya can...because see, when ya get old like me, yer soldier he no like to stand at attention no mores. He only want to stare at the floor. You know, like Rodney Carrington sang about in "Dear Penis."

I'm sorry...was that TMI?
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:37 PM   #74
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:44 PM   #75
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Enjoy that problem while ya can...because see, when ya get old like me, yer soldier he no like to stand at attention no mores. He only want to stare at the floor. You know, like Rodney Carrington sang about in "Dear Penis."

I'm sorry...was that TMI?

D00d, we're the same age.

The Dr. believes you need to exercise... wax the carrot, polish the pump, spank the monkey, do the knuckle shuffle, five finger fandango, flog the log, etc, etc, etc... at least 3-4 X a day.
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