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Old 05-03-2012, 04:01 PM   #61
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Gday Troy.
We work with a few Swedish guys from SSC out here. We keep telling them we need a Swedish girl or 3 to try out as an admin assistant.
But dammit! Now they all know us, and just give us nervous looks every time we mention their women!

Have fun McFalldownalot.
Damn, to be 20-ish again......
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:55 PM   #62
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Chewin' it off... poor bstrd...

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"Hmmmm... I wonder how normal a life one can lead with only one arm... can it be so bad...?"


The other one's just obliviously happy that the guiness makeup is working, and he's gonna park
the junket pump somewhere comfy tonight... let the consequences tomorrow fall where they may...
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:02 PM   #63
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Either that or he's wondering if he should ask for a drag on her durry
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:45 PM   #64
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Places for McTourist to go:
1. Isle of Man, first two weeks of June; doesn't matter if you're not into insane road-racing, the sight of 100,000 motorcycles from all over the world is unforgettable.
2. Munich (or anywhere in Germany) in October - but only if you like beer and are not scared of girls who can carry ten 1.5-litre steins of beer - in each hand....
3. Romaniacs enduro: 4-day off-road race, like a mini-ISDE.
4. Beach racing at Le Touquet in France: 800 bikes ripping up the beach - priceless.
5. Visit the Triumph, BMW, Ducati etc factories.

Feel free to add suggestions...
October fest is in September guys!
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:56 PM   #65
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Geeze you guys!

If young McFondle hasn't sown his wild oats in his last job he's got no chance! Go and look at McNeversleepalone's photo journal.

He's going for the cultural exchange, okay?









Any exchange of body fluids is coincidental.
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:09 AM   #66
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shit that's a hard decision
two pommy scrubbers or a red hot blonde
i would have more chance with the scrubbers , but one can dream
What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:47 AM   #67
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I think your 1 beer short.
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:14 AM   #68
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I think your 1 beer short.
I'm clearly not as fussy as you.
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:41 AM   #69
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Well cause I'm such a nice fella, I'm gonna try to make everyone happy,

All of the suggestions that have been put up, i will do my utmost to achieve all of them haha.

What was there,

Drink
Party
Sightsee
Be an Australian embassador
......

Who cares to continue or edit said list...
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:44 AM   #70
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Well cause I'm such a nice fella, I'm gonna try to make everyone happy,

All of the suggestions that have been put up, i will do my utmost to achieve all of them haha.

What was there,

Drink
Party
Sightsee
Be an Australian embassador
......

Who cares to continue or edit said list...
Sperm donor?






http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...-payments.html

Be a proper wanker
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:47 AM   #71
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Hahah imagine the resume, occupation: professional wanker.

Easy money though.....
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:25 AM   #72
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Hahah imagine the resume, occupation: professional wanker.

Easy money though.....
Yeah, but your work-mates are either a prick, or nuts....
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:27 AM   #73
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Yeah, but your work-mates are either a prick, or nuts....
If he's lucky , they're more than a handful.
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Old 05-04-2012, 03:33 AM   #74
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Pub song...

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Geeze you guys!
He's going for the cultural exchange, okay?
Any exchange of body fluids is coincidental.
oh... so it's a cultural exchange then is it...?!

I guess McAmbassador will need an anthem to serenade the sweet natives with then...???

The production company of Scumbag, Trollop and Wanker proudly presents;



Does 'is Midnight Runner's...

C'mon McFear!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q



(C’mon McFear)…

Poor old Sleep-y John
Sounded sad-apon young Ross’s gone’…
and his million arsed-up mono’s
how has his mum’s - prayed;
“say! how long…?!” who’d blame her?


Ross’ grown… (he’s grown up)
so grown… (so grown up) now he must’ve more than ever…

(C’mon McFear)
Tour-a Europe, lure a, root right… eh!?
When you sing this like a boner…

Come on McFear, Oh I swear (you’re not queer?! )
at this moment… (not) that there’s wroooong with thaaat…
Them bird’s rough heads, by Christ – (f#ck me dead!)
Virgin dirty?
Ah c’mon… Mc-Fear




(c’mon McFear)

Mis-rab-le 'round here…

With them down eyes drunken, smoke dried faces
You're resigned to what your fate is
But not Ross, (no never) no… not Ross (not never!)
He are far too young and clever (whatever?!)
Too right, lure-a, too right root-night … eh…?!
He gonna’ hump this tour forever…

Come on McNudge… oh I swear (she won’t budge)
Ah c’mon let’s, take off everything…
That pretty red dress, Mc-Fear (tell her yes)
Ah c’mon let’s, ah c’mon Mc-Fear…


(Sung in backround)

(Come on McFear to lure a… aye?)
(Come on McFear to lure a… aye?)
Now you are grown… Now you have shown… (Tour a – Europe - to root right…)
Oh-oh… Mc-Fear…


said… come on McFear (Come on McFear to root right… aye)
sink one/straight down the middle
so haaard/how d’ya feel…?! (Come on McFear to root right… aye)
Now he must have more than never, (Tour a – Europe - to root right…)


Things round here don’t change… (tour a – tour a to lure a…)
(tour a – tour a to lure a…)
I said; tour a Europe, lure a, root right… eh!? (tour a – tour a to lure a…)

Come on McFeer oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment (you know it!) they’re all cum machines…
You in that dress? (my thoughts)? I confess! Virgin dirty…!

Ah c-mon McFear…

Oh c’mon McFear, oh I swear… (what he means)
At this moment, You’ll mount anything….
You in that dress? Why of course!? (I’ll confess!) Virgin dirty…?
Ah c’mon McFear…

Oh c’mon McFear, oh I swear… (what he means)
At that moment, you’ll mount anything….







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