JoMomma Fantasy Football 2012

[tkitna]

Originally Posted by Jonnylotto

As for your lineup, obviously there are better choices available, otherwise you wouldn't be 0-for.

Just a little stretch of bad luck.

[Jonnylotto]

Originally Posted by tkitna

Just a little stretch of bad luck.

and now all your hopes for a winless season ride on a Monday Night game and the fortunes of the one who manages to lose more games by the smallest of margins.

[CA Stu]

Originally Posted by Jonnylotto

and now all your hopes for a winless season ride on a Monday Night game and the fortunes of the one who manages to lose more games by the smallest of margins.

I was sweatin' bullets.

[tkitna]

Originally Posted by CA Stu

I was sweatin' bullets.

I didnt look yet, but I take it I lost again?

Bastards

[Jonnylotto]

Originally Posted by tkitna

I didnt look yet, but I take it I lost again?

Bastards

One more week until 0-14!

Meanwhile, Raidernation and KLR are tied for the last playoff spot.

If they both win Raidernation has to beat KLR by 70 points.

[Jonnylotto]

Week Thirteen

Week Thirteen "Smartest Manager": Lotto's Last Chance .07 PoB:17.4

Week Thirteen "Most Clueless Manager": RamTheEwes .44 PoB:78.20 Three Week Streak!

Week Thirteen "I Got My Ass Kicked": RaiderNation -74.85 Total Points: 145.45

Week Thirteen "KLR Cal Posse Award" : RamTheEwes -16.8 Double Award Winner!

Points Leader: RamTheEwes 2654.30 5th Place

League Leader: Hodag's Last Placers 2652.65

Hodag's Last Placers, Purple Helmet, Lotto's Last Chance, RamTheEwes and Chefs have all clinched playoff spots. At this point in time it is safe to say Zorn to Largent will probably not be in the playoffs this year.
RaiderNation and KLR Cal Posse are both tied for the last playoff spot. If both win this week, Raidernation must outscore KLR Cal Posse by 70.41 points

Average Points Scored: 184.18

Average Points left on bench: 47.39

Selected Recap:
Lotto's Last Chance Smooth Moves

Picked up Brandon Myers, who surpassed his scoring projection by a league-leading 466.0%.
The 19.00 points scored by Jason Hanson was the highest K score of the week and is the second-highest K score in the league this season.
The Houston Texans Defense ranked fifth in the league in scoring with 36.10 points, their highest output of the season.
Sat TE Vernon Davis on the bench, where he had the lowest TE score on the team with 1.50 points.
With 21.80 points, Dez Bryant ranked third in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

[Lencho]

Say it ain't so . It actually looks like Zorn to Largent might get off the schnide this week, taking down the legue leader, Hodag, while at it?!

About an 11 point victory if projections pan out

That perfect record is definately at risk...

[tkitna]

Something will happen to ruin it.

[Hodag]

Originally Posted by Lencho

Say it ain't so . It actually looks like Zorn to Largent might get off the schnide this week, taking down the legue leader, Hodag, while at it?!

About an 11 point victory if projections pan out

That perfect record is definately at risk...

not worried

[Jonnylotto]

despite the chicanery on both sides (Hodag and Zorn both played players who were out) Hodag managed to live up to his reputation and became the only team this year to lose to Zorn to Largent, spoiling what otherwise would have been a perfect season for the boys from Seattle's gloried past.

Hodag's Last Placers are hereby awarded the JM Fantasy Football Cone of Shame.



"Hodag's got only ten men on the field."
"I know. Idiot's resting his fantasy players for the playoffs."

[Hodag]

now i know how the packers felt last year losing to the chiefs

[tkitna]

I dedicate this win to all the Kelly Stouffers and Dan McGwires who have played before. This ones for you.

[Jonnylotto]

Week Fourteen

Week Fourteen "Smartest Manager": Zorn to Largent .11 PoB:21.90

Week Fourteen "Most Clueless Manager": RamTheEwes .49 PoB:103.35 Four Week Streak!

Week Fourteen "I Got My Ass Kicked": Hodag's Last Placers -36.75 Total Points 151.50

Week Fourteen "KLR Cal Posse Award" : RaiderNation -9.4 Total Points: 198.35

Points Leader: RamTheEwes 2862.05 4th Place

Regular Season Winner: Hodag's Last Placers 2804.15

Zorn to Largent and Raidernation are flying to Vegas to drink off the effects of a disappointing regular season.

Game Notes

Luck has not been with Hodag's last placers, as three of their four losses have come when their opponent scores higher than their season average.
This was the second time this season that Hodag's last placers lost by the week's biggest margin.
Zorn to Largent bested their projected points again, the ninth time this season they have done so, including a streak of five straight games.
In the loss, the St. Louis Rams Defense scored 29.10 points against a projected 18.45 and has now overachieved in three straight games.
The win by Zorn to Largent snapped a 13-game losing streak.
It was a season-low point total for Hodag's last placers.
The loss snapped a three-game win streak by Hodag's last placers.
The drafted players on Zorn to Largent put up 94.7% of the team's points this week.

[CA Stu]

Oh WTF.

Where's my "Team of the week"?

[Jonnylotto]

Originally Posted by CA Stu

Oh WTF.

Where's my "Team of the week"?

You're 6-8 for the regular season.