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Old 02-26-2013, 11:26 AM   #811
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Yes I act different in real life compared to on here.
WHY ?

Internet assholes say that all the time. But generally it's not true. They usually turn out to be just as big a dick in person... unless they are cowards. But even then a few courage beers will eventually reveal the wimps to be the dicks that they are on the net.

You present yourself however you like. I just don't understand the point.
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:28 AM   #812
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Agreed. Act the same in person as you do on the Internet. Otherwise you're just a weenie and/or little bitch.


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Old 02-26-2013, 11:30 AM   #813
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Bought a brand new cr500r when I was 21. How many brand new cr500s have you had? Had a pw80 with an auto clutch when iwas a noob. Then moved up to a yz60 with a real clutch and powerband. Had a ktm 300 that was a beautiful white with turquoise seat before they changed to the baby poop color. I have a vintage 1985 trials bike with theoriginal tires so I guess they last. You know, if they would stop calling those tires trials tires and calling them rock terrain tires, people might stop ragging on them so much. Yes it's true, I don't get to ride as much as I like anymore due to the fact that I have a 2.5 year old little boy and a 2 month old little girl. Yes I don't like stupid people. Yes I act different in real life compared to on here. Yes I've had sex in the back of a vw bug. Yes I had vw van with a bed in the back in highschool. Yes I've done full moon rides on dirtbikes with no lights. I've blown the motors on every Chevy truck I've owned so yes, they are junk. Toyotas rule the rest drool. Yes I've even flown a real airplane. Took an 18 foot boat to Catalina when I was 16 that you has to spray gas into the carb everytime to start it. I raced race cars, 7 years. I don't like tweekers. I once won 100 bucks ona bet that i couldnt take 10 bong hits in a row from a 6 foot bong named pepe. So yes rob, I've done it all. Except the auto clutch on a real dirtbike and a trials tire on a real dirtbike, those things are just silly.
So really what you're saying is that everything you've done is cool and what everyone else does is Silly ?

BTW, everything you've done, I've done more of with more fire breathing power, for longer distances, twice as fast, with hotter chicks, higher and drunker and was at least two years younger than you when I did it. Plus I ride a real dirt bike with a Rekluse and "rock terrain tires"and love them. And I've drank a full gallon of water in one sitting and didn't die, so that's just a myth. And, I'm just as big a dick in public as I am on the interwebby thingy.
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:31 AM   #814
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But did you have to piss?
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:33 AM   #815
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But did you have to piss?
On three separate occasions, spaced about one hour apart.

And by "water", I mean beer.
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:35 AM   #816
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Schooled you dumb @ss Robisthaturnameorwhatyoudo Muutha f@cker...BAM!!
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Old 02-26-2013, 11:50 AM   #817
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Schooled you dumb @ss Robisthaturnameorwhatyoudo Muutha f@cker...BAM!!
Shut up, you tricycle riding hippy.
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:05 PM   #818
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Anyone who has ever ridden a Rekluse with a the rear brake on the bars will never go back. It's very natural and comfortable, even after riding without for over 30 years.

BAMMM, just scored a rekluse for the twohundie, rock pile tires already installed (has the illusion that the bike is smaller) and looking to win a rear hand brake tomorrow!!!
new silicone hoses w/evanscoolant/ scotts sub mounted/ EE hangguards /fatty pipe-silencer -yada yad yada- thanks ebay!!!
then the smoker is almost finished


you guys are ALL DICKS- some more than others
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:28 PM   #819
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BAMMM, just scored a rekluse for the twohundie, rock pile tires already installed (has the illusion that the bike is smaller) and looking to win a rear hand brake tomorrow!!!
new silicone hoses w/evanscoolant/ scotts sub mounted/ EE hangguards /fatty pipe-silencer -yada yad yada- thanks ebay!!!
then the smoker is almost finished


you guys are ALL DICKS- some more than others
I just had one of these delivered



With some of these....



and one of these........................



aint she pirty?
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:32 PM   #820
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I just had one of these delivered

did u get the cush drive like u wanted??





and one of these........................



aint she pirty?
can u bring her to the hillclimb-she can be our trophy girl-winner gets 1 hr with her
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:34 PM   #821
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can u bring her to the hillclimb-she can be our trophy girl-winner gets 1 hr with her
You won't need one hour with this little ball of fluff....................

Maybe this one.

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Old 02-26-2013, 12:37 PM   #822
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WHY ?

Internet assholes say that all the time. But generally it's not true. They usually turn out to be just as big a dick in person... unless they are cowards. But even then a few courage beers will eventually reveal the wimps to be the dicks that they are on the net.

You present yourself however you like. I just don't understand the point.
Actually I'm a happy drunk. Beers just reveal my awesome fire jumping abilities. Everyone has an opinion on how to act, and by your post, even you. So what is the difference between us? Maybe you are older and a little grumpier. And define coward? A lot of macho fucks think they are allowed to dictate situations because they can box or do mma tricks. But when they lose a fight to someone who clubs their ass or breaks their knee caps they cry foul. I don't like people like that. I guess some people don't expect others to take it up to that level, and then those tough guys go and call the police and cry and try to sue etc etc. sticks and stones will break your bones.
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Old 02-26-2013, 12:45 PM   #823
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Police chase, ch9. And it's a good one!!!
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:11 PM   #824
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Actually I'm a happy drunk. Beers just reveal my awesome fire jumping abilities. Everyone has an opinion on how to act, and by your post, even you. So what is the difference between us? Maybe you are older and a little grumpier. And define coward? A lot of macho fucks think they are allowed to dictate situations because they can box or do mma tricks. But when they lose a fight to someone who clubs their ass or breaks their knee caps they cry foul. I don't like people like that. I guess some people don't expect others to take it up to that level, and then those tough guys go and call the police and cry and try to sue etc etc. sticks and stones will break your bones.
me thinks you dish it out ALL THE TIME and now you whine.

You opened the door. By the responses I ain't the only one thought a little rebate raz was in order.






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Old 02-26-2013, 01:33 PM   #825
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