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Old 12-29-2013, 10:19 AM   #211
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Old 01-12-2014, 01:43 AM   #212
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Old 01-12-2014, 02:38 PM   #213
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Good job sean! When I quit I was smoking 2 packs a day and I just got tired of always lighting up. Fortunately I didn't have many urges after a week or so, even when drinking.
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Old 01-13-2014, 01:28 AM   #214
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Good job sean! When I quit I was smoking 2 packs a day and I just got tired of always lighting up. Fortunately I didn't have many urges after a week or so, even when drinking.
Thanks Rob. I went to supercross last week with my friends. They had the weed pen at the seats and everything! But I pulled it off and didn't cave. I did drink there though, and had a good time. The weed was starting to make me paranoid and just wasn't fun anymore. I really don't drink much at all and haven't been trying to replace one with the other.
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Old 01-17-2014, 11:50 PM   #215
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funny story

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed o...ut the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocke
t, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"
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Old 02-10-2014, 08:27 PM   #216
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Day 23. Still making it!
Day 52 if I counted correctly! Still sharp and witty as ever. And don't drive slow In front of me or you'll get the horn
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Old 02-10-2014, 08:33 PM   #217
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Old 02-10-2014, 08:35 PM   #218
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Quit smoking and picked up trolling did ya.
Who's trolling? Just bumping threads before they fall off page 5.
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my mistake "bumping" then.

good on the quitting, I always knew you were a quitter.

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Old 02-10-2014, 08:44 PM   #220
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my mistake "bumping" then.

good on the quitting, I always knew you were a quitter.

same job since I was 19. Same wife for 10 years. Same dirt bike for 9 years. Still smarter than all my teachers. Smart enough to know when to say when. I guess quitting is a big word. Let's use lifestyle change or something like that.
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Old 02-11-2014, 07:32 AM   #221
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same job since I was 19. Same wife for 10 years. Same dirt bike for 9 years. Still smarter than all my teachers. Smart enough to know when to say when. I guess quitting is a big word. Let's use lifestyle change or something like that.
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Old 02-11-2014, 09:18 AM   #222
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same job since I was 19. Same wife for 10 years. Same dirt bike for 9 years. Still smarter than all my teachers. Smart enough to know when to say when. I guess quitting is a big word. Let's use lifestyle change or something like that.
Ok, let's use "lifestyle change". Last time I heard that one when I was about eight years old and a only a few seconds later my uncle introduced his boyfriend to my parents. True story.
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