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Old 03-27-2013, 04:07 PM   #916
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With my keen eye for detail, I would like to offer my services as a Professional Female Tattooed Taint Inspector. I will assure that no female taint will be allowed to pass with out a thorough and complete inspection. Those that fail inspection will be made to ride a KLR until said tattoo is worn off.

We can not have un-inspected tattooed female taint just running around, we are civilized you know
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Old 03-27-2013, 04:10 PM   #917
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It will be a small canvas to work in, I mean on, especially in some cases.
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:23 PM   #918
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I want my tat to say if you can read this, flip me over.
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:27 PM   #919
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I'm sure that can be arranged.
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:37 PM   #920
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I'm sure that can be arranged.
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:46 PM   #921
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I'll bring a Sharpie.
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Old 03-27-2013, 07:31 PM   #922
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I want my tat to say if you can read this, flip me over.
We gonna have to call you the Jeepster from now on
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Old 03-27-2013, 07:50 PM   #923
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We can not have un-inspected tattooed female taint just running around, we are civilized you know



mine are a quarter of a century old... they needs touch ups, and would require me to... nevermind
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:34 AM   #924
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My favorite one was in a Tat contest ...
You show where the little mouse is .. And the judges say where is it
Then you look straight faced .I guess the Pussy ate it ...
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Old 03-28-2013, 05:31 AM   #925
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I'm in! Just took care of the registration stuff. Looking forward to pointing my pink KLR south again.
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Old 03-28-2013, 05:54 AM   #926
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I'm in! Just took care of the registration stuff. Looking forward to pointing my pink KLR south again.
It will be great to see you again, Bob.
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Old 03-28-2013, 07:19 AM   #927
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I'm in! Just took care of the registration stuff. Looking forward to pointing my pink KLR south again.
You want us to bring a rattle can of fusion paint to cover up your pinkness?
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:17 AM   #928
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You want us to bring a rattle can of fusion paint to cover up your pinkness?
No way! You have to earn the pink. With fusion paint, my killer could be confused with some garage queen.
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:30 AM   #929
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With my keen eye for detail, I would like to offer my services as a Professional Female Tattooed Taint Inspector. I will assure that no female taint will be allowed to pass with out a thorough and complete inspection. Those that fail inspection will be made to ride a KLR until said tattoo is worn off.

We can not have un-inspected tattooed female taint just running around, we are civilized you know


I will be standing by if any assistance is needed sir............

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Old 03-28-2013, 10:58 AM   #930
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Yo family

broke my right knee Thursday night in an ugly hi side on the tiger. came out of it pretty good considering. going to have surgery Tuesday +the doc is going to fix my torn ACL that I've had since Bahjaa







so wont be out in may but look for me in June on the BYOB run
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