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Old 12-11-2012, 05:10 PM   #346
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Sorry, this ride is for red-blooded, pistol-packin, redneckin' pickup-truckin' commie baiting Amurricuns, not you syrup-guzzling, hockey-playing, "let's get along together" and "another Molson please" curling types that don't know the correct pronunciation of the word "about."

Jeez, we'll be letting the frikkin' Russians ride with us next. And women.
So Betty Hope speaks for all of you?


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"The motorcycle, being poorly designed for both flight and marine operation, sustained significant external and internal damage," police noted.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:22 PM   #347
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Just so you know, here's a short video on what to expect in Newfoundland.

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"The motorcycle, being poorly designed for both flight and marine operation, sustained significant external and internal damage," police noted.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:26 PM   #348
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And this is what you'll be forced to listen to in Canada.

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Old 12-11-2012, 05:39 PM   #349
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We were surprised at how good the cell coverage was in Newfoundland the first time we went there, 4.5 years ago. Bellmobility.

But the Spot unit is well worth the money. We both have one.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:51 PM   #350
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How come everyone always posts vids when my internet is dead slow?

Now toss me another Bud Light and turn up Rush Limbaugh on the radidio. Them damn socialists from up across the border are preppin' to invade, I tell ya. They're gonna stream across the border, steal our wimmen, and make us pay HST and take sensitivity training.

The second vid is not even available in the US. Damn commies. I'll have to nip up to Sherbrooke to watch it.
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:12 AM   #351
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Sorry, this ride is for red-blooded, pistol-packin', redneckin' pickup-truckin' commie baiting Amurricuns, not you syrup-guzzling, hockey-playing, "let's get along together" and "another Molson please" curling types that don't know the correct pronunciation of the word "about."

Jeez, we'll be letting the frikkin' Russians ride with us next. And women.
Hey I resemble that remark. Well in any case you're going to want to have cultural advisors on hand. You could otherwise find yourself drooling in a corner completely overwhelmed by real beer, Canadian bacon and kindness. You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:43 AM   #352
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Hey I resemble that remark. Well in any case you're going to want to have cultural advisors on hand. You could otherwise find yourself drooling in a corner completely overwhelmed by real beer, Canadian bacon and kindness. You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.
I survived dating a gal from Quebec City for five years. I know all about your sinister poutine and smoked meat sandwiches, your funny coins with birds and animals on 'em and all that. And what's this "Beer Store" thing in Ontario? I sez to myself "Hell, Bubba, these poor sum-biches can't just go to a normal store and get a cold one. What the hell happens when they get thirsty at two am?"

Who's that old broad on the twenty dollar bill?
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:46 PM   #353
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You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.
For the record...

I have yet to shoot anybody.

Yet.
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:53 PM   #354
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I survived dating a gal from Quebec City for five years. I know all about your sinister poutine and smoked meat sandwiches, your funny coins with birds and animals on 'em and all that. And what's this "Beer Store" thing in Ontario? I sez to myself "Hell, Bubba, these poor sum-biches can't just go to a normal store and get a cold one. What the hell happens when they get thirsty at two am?"

Who's that old broad on the twenty dollar bill?
Shit bye! If you think that dating a Québécois girl prepares you for Newfoundland you have another thing coming! There ain't no smoked meat on da Rock, Molson is scarce and they don't speak French.

You will need Fixers once you drive off the ferry. Learn what Blue Star is, the legend of Mary Brown and what the hell is Chess'.

You're gonna need we Canucks. And we mainlanders will still feel like strangers in a strange land.
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:56 PM   #355
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Shit bye! If you think that dating a Québécois girl prepares you for Newfoundland you have another thing coming! There ain't no smoked meat on da Rock, Molson is scarce and they don't speak French.

You will need Fixers once you drive off the ferry. Learn what Blue Star is, the legend of Mary Brown and what the hell is Chess'.

You're gonna need we Canucks. And we mainlanders will still feel like strangers in a strange land.
Yeah, but who is the old broad on the twenty?

Besides, she wasn't Québécois. She was originally from Winnipeg.
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:35 PM   #356
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Hey I resemble that remark. Well in any case you're going to want to have cultural advisors on hand. You could otherwise find yourself drooling in a corner completely overwhelmed by real beer, Canadian bacon and kindness. You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.
Hot Damn, boys, it looks like they've got us cornered. We can't run over 'em and we're out of ammo. Our typical racial and political invective ain't gonna work in this durned parliamentary democracy. We're just gonna have to call in our lawyers and sue their asses!

Ain't the US grand?
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:40 PM   #357
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Girls, stop fitting!!! Its OK to be different! Lets get together and we will stop fcuking Russians from taking over NF!!! I am taking my grandfather's AK-47 with me!!!! I am attaching pic of me and my friend AK-47.
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Girls, stop fitting!!! Its OK to be different! Lets get together and we will stop fcuking Russians from taking over NF!!! I am taking my grandfather's AK-47 with me!!!! I am attaching pic of me and my friend AK-47.
Does this have anything to do with the Drag Queen post?
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Does this have anything to do with the Drag Queen post?
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Yeah, but who is the old broad on the twenty?
That's Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. She is our ceremonial head of government. If you get in trouble with the law while you're in Canukistan, you're gonna answer to her!

And whatever you do, don't make fun of her hats!
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