The Trans-Lab is Overdone. We want to Ride the Rock. - Page 24

Emmbeedee · 12-11-2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Canuman

Sorry, this ride is for red-blooded, pistol-packin, redneckin' pickup-truckin' commie baiting Amurricuns, not you syrup-guzzling, hockey-playing, "let's get along together" and "another Molson please" curling types that don't know the correct pronunciation of the word "about."

Jeez, we'll be letting the frikkin' Russians ride with us next. And women.

So Betty Hope speaks for all of you?

Emmbeedee · 12-11-2012, 05:22 PM

Just so you know, here's a short video on what to expect in Newfoundland.

Emmbeedee · 12-11-2012, 05:26 PM

And this is what you'll be forced to listen to in Canada.

dresda · 12-11-2012, 05:39 PM

We were surprised at how good the cell coverage was in Newfoundland the first time we went there, 4.5 years ago. Bellmobility.

But the Spot unit is well worth the money. We both have one.

Canuman · 12-11-2012, 05:51 PM

How come everyone always posts vids when my internet is dead slow?

Now toss me another Bud Light and turn up Rush Limbaugh on the radidio. Them damn socialists from up across the border are preppin' to invade, I tell ya. They're gonna stream across the border, steal our wimmen, and make us pay HST and take sensitivity training.

The second vid is not even available in the US. Damn commies. I'll have to nip up to Sherbrooke to watch it.

CanadianX · 12-12-2012, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Canuman

Sorry, this ride is for red-blooded, pistol-packin', redneckin' pickup-truckin' commie baiting Amurricuns, not you syrup-guzzling, hockey-playing, "let's get along together" and "another Molson please" curling types that don't know the correct pronunciation of the word "about."

Jeez, we'll be letting the frikkin' Russians ride with us next. And women.

Hey I resemble that remark. Well in any case you're going to want to have cultural advisors on hand. You could otherwise find yourself drooling in a corner completely overwhelmed by real beer, Canadian bacon and kindness. You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.

Canuman · 12-12-2012, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CanadianX

Hey I resemble that remark. Well in any case you're going to want to have cultural advisors on hand. You could otherwise find yourself drooling in a corner completely overwhelmed by real beer, Canadian bacon and kindness. You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.

I survived dating a gal from Quebec City for five years. I know all about your sinister poutine and smoked meat sandwiches, your funny coins with birds and animals on 'em and all that. And what's this "Beer Store" thing in Ontario? I sez to myself "Hell, Bubba, these poor sum-biches can't just go to a normal store and get a cold one. What the hell happens when they get thirsty at two am?"

Who's that old broad on the twenty dollar bill?

8gv · 12-12-2012, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianX

You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.

For the record...

I have yet to shoot anybody.

Yet.

C-Stain · 12-12-2012, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Canuman

I survived dating a gal from Quebec City for five years. I know all about your sinister poutine and smoked meat sandwiches, your funny coins with birds and animals on 'em and all that. And what's this "Beer Store" thing in Ontario? I sez to myself "Hell, Bubba, these poor sum-biches can't just go to a normal store and get a cold one. What the hell happens when they get thirsty at two am?"

Who's that old broad on the twenty dollar bill?

Shit bye! If you think that dating a Québécois girl prepares you for Newfoundland you have another thing coming! There ain't no smoked meat on da Rock, Molson is scarce and they don't speak French.

You will need Fixers once you drive off the ferry. Learn what Blue Star is, the legend of Mary Brown and what the hell is Chess'.

You're gonna need we Canucks. And we mainlanders will still feel like strangers in a strange land.

Canuman · 12-12-2012, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by C-Stain

Shit bye! If you think that dating a Québécois girl prepares you for Newfoundland you have another thing coming! There ain't no smoked meat on da Rock, Molson is scarce and they don't speak French.

You will need Fixers once you drive off the ferry. Learn what Blue Star is, the legend of Mary Brown and what the hell is Chess'.

You're gonna need we Canucks. And we mainlanders will still feel like strangers in a strange land.

Yeah, but who is the old broad on the twenty?

Besides, she wasn't Québécois. She was originally from Winnipeg.

Canuman · 12-12-2012, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianX

Hey I resemble that remark. Well in any case you're going to want to have cultural advisors on hand. You could otherwise find yourself drooling in a corner completely overwhelmed by real beer, Canadian bacon and kindness. You'll be without your normal crutches that allow you to shoot, run over or shout down the things you don't understand and therefore fear. It could be a difficult time for all ya'll.

Hot Damn, boys, it looks like they've got us cornered. We can't run over 'em and we're out of ammo. Our typical racial and political invective ain't gonna work in this durned parliamentary democracy. We're just gonna have to call in our lawyers and sue their asses!

Ain't the US grand?

AtlasExp · 12-12-2012, 05:40 PM

Girls, stop fitting!!! Its OK to be different! Lets get together and we will stop fcuking Russians from taking over NF!!! I am taking my grandfather's AK-47 with me!!!! I am attaching pic of me and my friend AK-47.

Canuman · 12-12-2012, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AtlasExp

Girls, stop fitting!!! Its OK to be different! Lets get together and we will stop fcuking Russians from taking over NF!!! I am taking my grandfather's AK-47 with me!!!! I am attaching pic of me and my friend AK-47.

Does this have anything to do with the Drag Queen post?

AtlasExp · 12-12-2012, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Canuman

Does this have anything to do with the Drag Queen post?

Drug Queens under control!

C-Stain · 12-12-2012, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Canuman

Yeah, but who is the old broad on the twenty?

That's Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. She is our ceremonial head of government. If you get in trouble with the law while you're in Canukistan, you're gonna answer to her!

And whatever you do, don't make fun of her hats!

12-11-2012, 05:22 PM	#347
Emmbeedee Procrastinators Joined: Mar 2008 Location: Near Ottawa, ON, Canada Oddometer: 5,804	Just so you know, here's a short video on what to expect in Newfoundland. __________________ Want to know more about the Garmin Montana? See the Wisdom and FAQ Thread. "Don't play a lute to a cow" (Old Chinese Idiom) "The motorcycle, being poorly designed for both flight and marine operation, sustained significant external and internal damage," police noted.

12-11-2012, 05:26 PM	#348
Emmbeedee Procrastinators Joined: Mar 2008 Location: Near Ottawa, ON, Canada Oddometer: 5,804	And this is what you'll be forced to listen to in Canada. __________________ Want to know more about the Garmin Montana? See the Wisdom and FAQ Thread. "Don't play a lute to a cow" (Old Chinese Idiom) "The motorcycle, being poorly designed for both flight and marine operation, sustained significant external and internal damage," police noted.

12-11-2012, 05:39 PM	#349
dresda shut up and RIDE! Joined: Jul 2008 Location: South Eastern Shore of Ontario Oddometer: 715	We were surprised at how good the cell coverage was in Newfoundland the first time we went there, 4.5 years ago. Bellmobility. But the Spot unit is well worth the money. We both have one. __________________ Stephanie '01 Suzuki DR650 (Patsy Q), '11 VW Golf TDI Wagon "It's a jet-pack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?" Gob Bluth in Arrested Development, season 3, episode 7.

12-11-2012, 05:51 PM	#350
Canuman ^OP Cheese, Gromit? Joined: Jun 2008 Location: The Palace of the People, VT Oddometer: 3,290	How come everyone always posts vids when my internet is dead slow? Now toss me another Bud Light and turn up Rush Limbaugh on the radidio. Them damn socialists from up across the border are preppin' to invade, I tell ya. They're gonna stream across the border, steal our wimmen, and make us pay HST and take sensitivity training. The second vid is not even available in the US. Damn commies. I'll have to nip up to Sherbrooke to watch it. __________________ We have no resources. We produce nothing. But...we have plenty of MEAN. Fearless Leader Motorcycle Racks Handmade in the US! Support a fellow Rider! Dual Sport Luggage Racks for: DRZ-S, SM and E, DR 650 and KLR650: http://www.moto-racks.com

12-12-2012, 05:40 PM	#357
AtlasExp Руссо Туристо Joined: Nov 2010 Location: Brooklyn, NY Oddometer: 270	Girls, stop fitting!!! Its OK to be different! Lets get together and we will stop fcuking Russians from taking over NF!!! I am taking my grandfather's AK-47 with me!!!! I am attaching pic of me and my friend AK-47. __________________ Motorcycle Racks Handmade in the US! Support a fellow Rider! Dual Sport Luggage Racks for: DRZ-S, SM and E and KLR650 and DR650: http://www.moto-racks.com/

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