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Old 11-14-2012, 05:06 PM   #241
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Can we discuss countersteering after we move this thread to perfect line.

There is no Australian specific content and the contributors come from an international pool.
I'm sure there are many more keyboard jockeys on Perfect Line who would like to play this game. (again)

After taking a dip in the bigger pond of perfect line the thread could be moved to the basement where some of the present contributors can see how total tossers behave on line.
Maybe then they will learn something to aspire to and practice.

do you honestly believe the perfect line guys would understand the humour of this thread? Anyone wanting to can go visit perfect line, in the meantime this is the perfect place to come for a laugh. There are times when it's nice to have a laugh. Move it to off topic? Leave it where it is and we'll eventualy grow up and move on to something else to prattle on about? Stop making sensible suggetsions and it'll move on by itself?

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Old 11-14-2012, 09:05 PM   #242
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A not so new discovery .





If I fart while riding my bike , no one but me knows , how good is that ?









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Old 11-14-2012, 09:56 PM   #243
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If I fart while riding my bike , no one but me knows , how good is that ?
If you fart while riding your bike and no one knows it but you, did you really fart?

Very deep...
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Old 11-14-2012, 09:59 PM   #244
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I take it you don't ride with a pillion?
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Old 11-14-2012, 10:15 PM   #245
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Not after his last bout of flatulence while carrying someone...
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Old 11-15-2012, 12:55 AM   #246
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If you fart while riding your bike and no one knows it but you, did you really fart?

Very deep...
Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:42 AM   #247
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Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).

Or like pissing in a wetsuit , no one else can tell but it makes you feel warm inside .
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:43 AM   #248
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Its like farting when you are diving with a wetsuit. You feel this bubble moving up your back tickling your back hairs. Then it miraculously disappears.

Until you pull your hood off, maybe hours later (on hooka) and find out is has been travelling with you all along, getting juicy with urine (mmmm..... warm).
Then you've never dived in dry suit... all that fresh seal goodness! And don't get me started on shoulder entry suits... these guys need someone to unzip it for them... caring and sharing... NOT!
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:50 AM   #249
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I've always enjoyed sneaking off a blind mullet at the back of the break, having all those nearby wondering why that guy is just floating there in one place? Funny how if a thread goes long enough it will always end up in toilet humour? A much more interesting question then COG IMO?
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:13 AM   #250
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There are only 2 kinds of divers....

Those that piss in their wetsuits, and those that lie that they don't.
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:43 AM   #251
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Or like pissing in a wetsuit , no one else can tell but it makes you feel warm inside .
don't believe no one will know.. especially if you're on a charter boat... guess where that piss ends up when you get back on board...
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Old 11-15-2012, 04:54 AM   #252
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do you honestly believe the perfect line guys would understand the humour of this thread? Btw
Not for a second but it would be fun to watch them try to deal with it.
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Old 12-19-2012, 11:51 PM   #253
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Do not go fishing while standing on your footpegs.
When swapping seats with your pillion, be sure to crawl over/under each other...
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