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Old 12-01-2012, 11:07 PM   #151
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oh dear
those r a little queer
Walk on the Wild Side
Philth comes from Bald Knob, up Maleny way
Rode a postie from Byron to W.A.
Plucked his eyebrows on the way
Shaved his legs and then he was a she
He said, "Hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side"
He said, "Hey Will, take a walk on the wild side"

And the postie boys go
Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo
Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo
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Old 12-01-2012, 11:42 PM   #152
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Walk on the Wild Side
Philth comes from Bald Knob, up Maleny way
Rode a postie from Byron to W.A.
Plucked his eyebrows on the way
Shaved his legs and then he was a she
He said, "Hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side"
He said, "Hey Will, take a walk on the wild side"

And the postie boys go
Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo
Doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:33 AM   #153
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:02 PM   #154
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If I pick up my new DR,
and find my self a matching bra
I ride with you blokes I will sure do
this time I'll leave the beemer at home
just so I make it right through.
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:21 PM   #155
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With this poem I must confess
That I for one won't be wearing a dress

This time of year I can't take a trick
So I'll miss out riding with ol' ginger dick

You know I'd be there if I were able
But alas I'll be at home contemplating my naval

You all have a good time I will decree
And just a reminder I stand up to pee.

Merry Pissmas.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:50 PM   #156
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I be coming from the south to see what its about. Been riding a while but hurt myself on the last trial. Hope it heals so as I can play with You's all day.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:58 PM   #157
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ive just hit a little snag
makes me feel like quite a dag
cant find no one to milk me cows
how about a new plan now?
how about we pull a loop
thru peachester, beerrwah bellethorpe poop
then mary cairncross and mcarthies shuted
by then we'll all be pretty rooted
those who have not come to harm
could camp up on me dairy farm
bring utes and eskies, trailers swags
while i go milk me scrawny skrags
erg

i might just pause from ryhming mates
so i can com mun i cate


cant find anyone to milk me cows
what would yas think about pulling a loop from peachester over to woodford for lunch
up over bellethorpe, back thru maleny to bald knob
have a big bonfire up on the mountain
yas could dump your utes or ride up and dump your camping gear sat morn, do the ride
then make it back in the arv
byo food and grog, or
buy it in maleny or landsborogh that arv

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Old 12-08-2012, 12:58 AM   #158
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bit suss philth wanting all these blokes in dresses up on the knob
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Old 12-08-2012, 01:04 AM   #159
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if you build it
they will come


bit suss philth wanting all these blokes in dresses up on the knob
See above words from Lou Reed!
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Old 12-08-2012, 05:07 AM   #160
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Kato or Bimmer

Ok, so how many km's in this here loop.
Will 60-70km get me there or in the poop
525 hummer love's a drink more than Philth
Loads more fun than the 800
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Old 12-08-2012, 08:15 AM   #161
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That's cool Phil
don't feel like a dill
a bonfire on the bald knob
it ain't no bitter pill
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Old 12-08-2012, 06:25 PM   #162
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All good to me
To party on the hill hehehe
Up on the Knob, looking down on others
Just don't tell our Mother's
That we did a ride in a dress
As it was her Sunday's best


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Old 12-08-2012, 06:28 PM   #163
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ive got some chairs
the type for foldin
if ya want a shower
itll have to be golden


50 k leg peachester to woodford refuel out of town
80 k leg back to peachester via bellethorpe
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:07 AM   #164
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The Pub

How bout you milk the cows & join us at the pub later Phil.

Not sure what everyone else reckons but the pub has beer & food & you don't have to cart it around. Hard if you only have a bike.

Plus the hill is a bit Hilly to get up in a non 4WD vehicle.

My 2C worth
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:57 AM   #165
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sorry folks
kenilworth pub is an awesome destination
and im sure you folk are more than capable of finding your way there
i cant make it

but the offers there as well as a few communal eskies if yas want to pull a loop and start and finish at the same spot at bald knob

landsborough pub and iga is 4 ks away
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