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Old 11-08-2012, 03:50 AM   #46
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Pending the date
I could be back
from the North of the state,



(had to get a job)
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Old 11-08-2012, 03:50 AM   #47
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Some people call me Dusty
And my iron horse may be rusty
But it certainly has been trusty
It does however smell a bit musty
But that's ok cause the rider is a bit crusty
I hope the bar girls are quite busty
So we can all get a bit lusty.
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Old 11-08-2012, 04:45 AM   #48
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Well I'm glad I won't be there...

I can just imagine the sound of 20+ bad poets reciting there latest masterpieces at every stop.
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Old 11-08-2012, 05:53 AM   #49
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which bike you bring it matters not
just make sure it can handle a bit of snot
bellthorpe forest wont know what hit it
when the ADV mob open up innit
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:43 AM   #50
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gday there my good friend will
will you bring your postie still?
if you bring your husquavarna
i will be a happy farmer
while yor out pullin tits
i go through me boxes of bits
to put somthin special together
that'll handle bellthorpe better
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Old 11-08-2012, 01:07 PM   #51
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I'm not that good at rhyming
Bit if I work on my timing
I'll have my DR on this chrissy ride for sure.
We'll be riding all day
But before I hit the hay
I'll be drinking plenty of that fourex so pure
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:54 PM   #52
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On past performance the Wife did fret
and said on going I shouldn't bet
though her fears are understood
my argument was long and good

She said I can go on one condition
That I'm not now part of the attrition
So the Tenere will stay at home
and on lighter postie I will roam

She said next time I ride with you rambos
I'd better not come home in an ambo
So I will ride my bike from Post
for fear my knackers she will roast
having trouble with your wife?
getting you in lots of strife?
i can help you, yes i can
listen closely my good man

sell that tenere my friend
she will love you till the end
buy a ttr instead
she will love that in the shed
she can dress up in your bed
like goldilocks whose hair was red
you can dress up like big ted
growl "WHOSE THAT HIDING IN MY BED!"
she squeals "Please don't eat me ted!"
er...i think that is enough ive said






oh ted, you animal!
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Old 11-08-2012, 03:04 PM   #53
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advrider has reached a new low
too much time on orange juicer
powered by a hayabusa
makes dr joe who comes from noosa
like a madagascar foosa
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Old 11-08-2012, 03:27 PM   #54
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Id love to make it and be there
but you see I cant im washing my hair
I sold my brownee points to get to pooncarrie
and if I asked my wife it would get quite scary
So from all you queenslanders thanks for the invite
but for the moment I think im best to sit tight!

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Old 11-08-2012, 05:00 PM   #55
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Phils lament

There was a young man from Bald Knob
Who many thought didn't have a job
From east side to west side
All kind of bikes did he ride
To create entertaiment for you mob

Looks like ill miss another one but time will tell
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Old 11-08-2012, 05:46 PM   #56
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Here mr phil Ill tell you my story,
But hold onto your pants It can get a little gory,
In two thousand and nine I had a major stack,
And turned out I broke my bloody back,

Three years of life has now past,
and I'm back on a bike and having a blast,
Its great im here to see today,
With the use of four wheels being my way,


I like to ride as If have stole it
however I pray I never fucking roll it.
This sounds like a great and awesome ride,
However I need the police on my side,

A question for you should my four wheels refrain,
if not then a list of roads can I please obtain,
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Old 11-08-2012, 05:47 PM   #57
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Well fuck all this rhyming shit
but I would like to try and make it
Any idea how far between stops?
because my Husky's range I know not
I may bring my wr450 riding mate
(and no, he's not my fucking date!)
Planning to bring the bike/s on my ute
coz a commute to the start is not so beaut
on a Husky TE450 seat
it would make my arse a sore piece of meat
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:05 PM   #58
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Here mr phil Ill tell you my story,
But hold onto your pants It can get a little gory,
In two thousand and nine I had a major stack,
And turned out I broke my bloody back,

Three years of life has now past,
and I'm back on a bike and having a blast,
Its great im here to see today,
With the use of four wheels being my way,


I like to ride as If have stole it
however I pray I never fucking roll it.
This sounds like a great and awesome ride,
However I need the police on my side,

A question for you should my four wheels refrain,
if not then a list of roads can I please obtain,
you my friend would be quite fine
on your machine of quad design
a list of tracks i do not know
im never sure of where we'll go
but you could meet us up the top
of the place they call bellethop (sic)
and you could go the same old way
as what you did the other day
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:10 PM   #59
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Well fuck all this rhyming shit
but I would like to try and make it
Any idea how far between stops?
because my Husky's range I know not
I may bring my wr450 riding mate
(and no, he's not my fucking date!)
Planning to bring the bike/s on my ute
coz a commute to the start is not so beaut
on a Husky TE450 seat
it would make my arse a sore piece of meat
it would be 200 clicks
scavenge some from big tanked pricks?
what you like at suckin %^$#s?
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Old 11-08-2012, 06:38 PM   #60
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all the poems in the thread
are starting to mess with my head
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