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Old 11-08-2012, 07:43 PM   #61
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it would be 200 clicks
scavenge some from big tanked pricks?
what you like at suckin %^$#s?
c!nts doesn't rhyme with clicks
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:45 PM   #62
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:46 PM   #63
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Now

Now why be like that..
Spoken like a prat...




QUOTE=What's his Face;20003395]all the poems in the thread
are starting to mess with my head [/QUOTE]
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Old 11-08-2012, 07:56 PM   #64
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all the poems in the thread
are starting to mess with my head
when you fart
as we all do
does it smell like monkey poo?
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:11 PM   #65
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Now why be like that..
Spoken like a prat...
now be nice my mate joe
you know i'm not real bright... i'm a little slow

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when you fart
as we all do
does it smell like monkey poo?
that's a personal question my mate phil
makes me feel like a bit of a dill
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:33 PM   #66
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Yes.
I’ll go.
Should be fun.
Meet up with friends.
Some old and some new.
Have a ride through the hills.
Crash a bit and laugh a lot.
I am looking forward to it.
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:58 PM   #67
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Somethings a foot in them there hills
I need some milk of that farmers Phil's.
To build me up for snotty trails
By days end ill be thirsting them ales .
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:58 PM   #68
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because your post did not ryhme
you cannot come out this time
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Old 11-08-2012, 11:06 PM   #69
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Very strange post, from an adventurous host, best today, the one I like most.
I'll try not to screw this, I'll try not to blow it, that man Phil is quite the poet.

Poetry skills, long thought dead, last time use, to get some ____.

Unlike many i've just one bike , in the last 7 years only 2 I like.
The one I have now, the fat old cow and the 525, f'en brutal, wow.

The KLX, it would have made it, but it's sold now, none could save it.

The 525 i'd of loved to bring, but it's gone too and still does sting.

The 640ADV would have done, but that stinkin bike, left me numb.

The Blackbirds gone it had to happen, only thing that stopped me splattin.

The Trasnalp....suppose it could, but that old thing never gave me wood.

The MTS has just bin booted, had a bad feeling it would leave me rooted.

So alas my brothers I cannot come, cause on the S10, i'd be on me bum.

Xmas cheer and just one beer, about your adventure i wait to hear. Enjoy you ride, food for the soul, apparently el ponkey leaves a massive hole.
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:01 AM   #70
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I will be in it,
Hope I don't bin it,
Have we got beds,
For our weary heads?
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:20 AM   #71
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i am sick of mining the coal
so quitting my job is the new goal
my roster, it is not good
for riding at christmas in forest of wood
if i happen to be make that weekend free
the husqvarna will sing with glee
though my wife may be cross with me
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:23 AM   #72
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without a job i will be free
to work on the home security
bank manager will not be pleased with me
f@#k him.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:58 AM   #73
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because your post did not ryhme
you cannot come out this time
It’s a style known as a climbing count
Where each line holds a larger amount
Of syllables, and also match
The number of each in hopes to catch
The reader unaware of it
And make them ask “what is this shit
That I have found upon my screen?”

Seeing as I had made the try
To join in and not sit by,
Might I still be allowed to come
And gather with you for this run?
And revel in your holy grace,
And marvel at your unholy pace
While you lead us through the green.

And bring us safe and mostly sound
To Kenilworth to buy a round
Of amber nectar or cheap booze
So we may speak of who did lose
The front, the back, the pitch and yaw
The funniest shit we ever saw
And all the mighty sights we've seen

Then stagger and sway toward the swag
And throw up over the sleeping bag
To wake and greet the light of day
To think of riding back that way
The return trip in groups of friends
Along the roads and through the bends
Arriving home through all that's been.

Go on, say yes...
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Old 11-09-2012, 03:06 AM   #74
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Old 11-09-2012, 03:41 AM   #75
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having trouble with your wife?
getting you in lots of strife?
i can help you, yes i can
listen closely my good man

sell that tenere my friend
she will love you till the end
buy a ttr instead
she will love that in the shed
she can dress up in your bed
like goldilocks whose hair was red
you can dress up like big ted
growl "WHOSE THAT HIDING IN MY BED!"
she squeals "Please don't eat me ted!"
er...i think that is enough ive said






oh ted, you animal!
Thanks for the tips, oh farmer Phil
I'll try your advice, oh yes I will
and give the wife a little thrill
"kiss me, Kat-ted!" her voice will shrill

I'll sell the Tenere, though trusty
But the replacement bike might just be
not a TTR, a Husky
That's the bike that makes me lusty

Then the wife'll smile again
'cause to minimise financial strain
The Ten will go and not the Harley,
The only bike she thinks is gnarly

And I'll have a mount to ride
from here across the other side
with better chance had than before
of dodging injury once more

while riding with you crazy jokers
on big V twins and fast two smokers
through country set to scare the best
and put each rider to the test

But since a new bike can't come soon
unless we win a mighty boon
I think my chance would be increased
by fangin' the little postie beast
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