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Old 11-09-2012, 04:11 AM   #76
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Been a little absent from this place
As both my sons do now race
But a ride like this I cannot miss
if only for the pure thrill
without any required skill
of throwing a rock or two
right into the lap,
of our legendary mate,
THE phil
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Old 11-09-2012, 04:27 AM   #77
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Im trying my best to write this poem
So in the woods I may be going
On my KTM or Beemer Bee
In the forest is where I want to be

With Turbobob and woopwoop too
I will fly clear on the mud and poo
My greatest fear is wet sox,
and the flying KTM that is big cox

Mr farmer let it be, that I may join the fun
As I cant rhyme any-more and I wanna come.

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Old 11-09-2012, 12:46 PM   #78
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here i sit,brokenhearted
cartlidge in knee,almost departed.
nevermind,i'll have a beer
and wish you all some christmas cheer.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:13 PM   #79
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Hodgo wants to Play

Young Hodgo has a little Two Stroke
Been a while since it has created some smoke.
If its ok with young Philth
I would like to come along with my little red milf.

They say shes red hot
but shes got what it takes to get to the top.

I know shes throws rocks a lot
but dont ride behind the little Red Milf
or you'll lose what you have on top.

A couple of light ales at the pub
with plenty of tales & some grub.

Im keen to get amoungst the mud
Just so long as mr Clacka
Does not have a great stacka.
Maybe he could bring a spot tracka.
Then we wont hear the thud.

So if all can handle the dope on the big red 2stroke
I'd like to come along and create some smoke.
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Old 11-09-2012, 03:34 PM   #80
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Very strange post, from an adventurous host, best today, the one I like most.
I'll try not to screw this, I'll try not to blow it, that man Phil is quite the poet.

Poetry skills, long thought dead, last time use, to get some ____.

Unlike many i've just one bike , in the last 7 years only 2 I like.
The one I have now, the fat old cow and the 525, f'en brutal, wow.

The KLX, it would have made it, but it's sold now, none could save it.

The 525 i'd of loved to bring, but it's gone too and still does sting.

The 640ADV would have done, but that stinkin bike, left me numb.

The Blackbirds gone it had to happen, only thing that stopped me splattin.

The Trasnalp....suppose it could, but that old thing never gave me wood.

The MTS has just bin booted, had a bad feeling it would leave me rooted.

So alas my brothers I cannot come, cause on the S10, i'd be on me bum.

Xmas cheer and just one beer, about your adventure i wait to hear. Enjoy you ride, food for the soul, apparently el ponkey leaves a massive hole.
the super 10
my super friend
will make it to the super end
fear not it has been done before
check out the first post for more
you will have an awesome thrill




just don't send me the damage bill
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Old 11-10-2012, 09:27 PM   #81
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so who is going
let me see
will,s, pezza, poppy makes three
if i go that makes four
do you think there will be any more
clacka,rumble,seano and whats his face makes seven
with just four more we'll get to eleven
have you met kougar he's such a bevan
yes id like to come along
at kenilworth maybe sing a song
a song filled with christmas cheer
to put an end to this bloody year
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Old 11-12-2012, 03:53 PM   #82
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For this, my new DRZ is itchin',
This ride sounds like it will be bitchin',
I'll try to get the time off work,
I hope my manager won't be a jerk.
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Old 11-15-2012, 02:33 AM   #83
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Gonna have to give this one a miss
Going to Manar Park instead

Enjoy!
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:06 AM   #84
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Gonna have to give this one a miss
Going to Manar Park instead

Enjoy!
manar park is quite fair
you will hear v twins from there
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:02 PM   #85
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i don"t do poetry
and i don"t do ryhms
what will be the date and the time ?
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:09 PM   #86
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the saturday before yuletide
will be the date of this ride
abide the law and watch for cops
meet at the peachester shop
as you know, im quite a fool
and so i've gone and made a rule
this is the rule, i wont digress
all must wear a ladies dress
if you think this is too queer
you must shout us all a beer
if your thinkin "whats he smokin?"
i must say that im not jokin
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:23 PM   #87
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Please post pics,
of the ladies with pricks.
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Old 11-15-2012, 05:18 PM   #88
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So kougar doesn't have to dress up?
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Old 11-15-2012, 05:55 PM   #89
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Phillip in a dress this I want to see
especially when he has to stop and pee
I can imagine the choosing, the fashion shows that follow
I cant go out like this im dressed like a swallow
so at Peachester shop they will all be on time
and on not one will you see a panty line!

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Old 11-15-2012, 06:26 PM   #90
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So kougar doesn't have to dress up?
i think he would look quite fetching
in fishnets doing warm up stretching
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