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12-16-2012, 02:34 AM
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What I meant was Rio de Genairo... I think Sidetrack One lives there... 
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12-16-2012, 04:33 AM
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12-16-2012, 02:48 PM
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CRASHING BORE
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ffffttt....air pollution...
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12-16-2012, 04:07 PM
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[QUOTE=UncleGra;20259940]
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12-16-2012, 04:23 PM
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CRASHING BORE
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....
 ...Ive warned my family to stay well away from this forum...one ratbag is enough..
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12-16-2012, 06:01 PM
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I used to be SCRay
Joined: Feb 2006
Location: you dont call wagga wagga wagga
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You got that many fingers?
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12-16-2012, 06:24 PM
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Farkle Finder
Joined: Jun 2009
Location: Kersbrook.SA.
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Full of Hot Air
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Liberal party member." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a member of the Labor party." "I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it's MY fault.
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12-16-2012, 10:35 PM
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Location: hole shaven area
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[QUOTE=UncleGra;20259940]
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 Yes, the Shoalhaven turns into a classic Spoonerism real quick!! And for the young;ns who dont know what a Spoonerism is, Google is your friend, ..................or you could call the Two Ronnies
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12-21-2012, 09:00 PM
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