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Old 09-05-2013, 02:00 PM   #4771
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Hey those are cool do they come in yellow with pink pokedots???
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Old 09-05-2013, 02:38 PM   #4772
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Hey those are cool do they come in yellow with pink pokedots???
you would know the answer to this if you went to the footsie meeting...
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Old 09-05-2013, 03:24 PM   #4773
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An Age Old Question


What deep thinkers men are...





I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.





The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.





My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.





The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.





At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.





Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?





Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.





Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.





Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.





A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."





On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."





I rest my case.





Time for another beer.


















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Old 09-05-2013, 03:44 PM   #4774
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i hereby nominate Bluepill for the award of "most copy and paste 2013". do i hear a second?
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:33 PM   #4775
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Old 09-05-2013, 05:25 PM   #4776
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i hereby nominate Bluepill for the award of "most copy and paste 2013". do i hear a second?
Ya think that's why my "C" and "V" keys are worn out?
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Old 09-05-2013, 07:01 PM   #4777
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Ya think that's why my "C" and "V" keys are worn out?
Keep calm and right click
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:46 PM   #4778
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Old 09-05-2013, 08:58 PM   #4779
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Old 09-06-2013, 06:31 AM   #4780
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Old 09-06-2013, 06:34 AM   #4781
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brazen and i are heading up to xmoto's tonight. party in my pants to follow (small but highly energized party!).

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Old 09-06-2013, 08:19 AM   #4782
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:23 AM   #4783
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Old 09-06-2013, 08:56 AM   #4784
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Old 09-06-2013, 02:13 PM   #4785
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brazen and i are heading up to xmoto's tonight. party in my pants to follow (small but highly energized party!).

I know you're excited, but you should think about getting a filter for that!



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