The Rally Raid : Mexico, 2013 - Page 6

tricepilot · 02-17-2013, 03:48 AM

Hey, I know you

halobum · 02-17-2013, 04:36 AM

I'm going to say this as politely and kindly as humanly possible, y'all suck!

I've never had any interest in going to Mexico.....zero, zilch, nada.

Till now

Y'all suck!

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:20 AM

The nephews and Terrapinneck get dressed for a lively night on the town in Zacualtipan.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:25 AM

"Well, Doctor. The 'mountain fever' came on suddenly. If I could have made urine I would have pissed myself a hundred times. Do you have a diagnosis?"

Yes. You're a pussy. And a bit of a whiner, too.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:29 AM

Not having a number 2 pencil to chew on, slowoldguy showed his resourcefulness while contemplating the morning switchback gauntlet.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:32 AM

Terrapinneck heard they were casting for a Jalpan version of " Cops" and quickly got into his perp costume.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:33 AM

Rick's abused bike made a run for it but, sadly, she didn't make it.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:35 AM

Well. We were thankful the interior decorator didn't go with his first choice- to projectile vomit directly onto on the walls.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:45 AM

By planning far enough in advance, El Oasis can accommodate up to 4 Norteamericanos in each room. Provided there are no trust issues.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:50 AM

.

Pallet sales have gone well for Jorge today.

Or

Jorge waits patiently for the medical lab van to arrive to pick up the sample. The job as a medical security guard sounded much better on the phone.

Or

Calling Roosevelt's speech "pigshit", devoted Ron Paul fan Jorge refuses to walk at all much less softly ... says he'll just wait till the bastards come within really big stick range.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 05:55 AM

After seeing this, Aaron gets an idea for a complimentary product to the Camelbak hydration bladders.

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 06:13 AM

Not fully understanding the concept of hp to weight, slowoldguy gives nephew2 a half wheel advantage at the line.

Mr2mch · 02-17-2013, 06:15 AM

OK...So I'm sittin here lookin at this pic of the horse.....& it occurs to me that the horse's mane is parted down the middle...... & the way it looks....

HEY MAN....what's in that baggie?

slowoldguy · 02-17-2013, 06:18 AM

As the men were out hunting and doing battle with neighboring tribes, the old women were left back at the village.

Mr2mch · 02-17-2013, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slowoldguy

well. We were thankful the interior decorator didn't go with his first choice- to projectile vomit directly onto on the walls.

hyatt regency....

Quote:

Originally Posted by slowoldguy

by planning far enough in advance, el oasis can accommodate up to 4 norteamericanos in each room. Provided there are no trust issues.

motel 5 1/3

02-17-2013, 03:48 AM	#76
tricepilot El Gran Payaso Joined: Apr 2006 Location: San Antonio Oddometer: 5,922	Hey, I know you __________________ Oaxaca The Treasure of the Sierra Madre Into the Blue at Quintana Roo Vaquero On Mexican Time Copper Canyon and Batopilas

02-17-2013, 05:20 AM	#78
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	The nephews and Terrapinneck get dressed for a lively night on the town in Zacualtipan. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson".

02-17-2013, 05:25 AM	#79
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	"Well, Doctor. The 'mountain fever' came on suddenly. If I could have made urine I would have pissed myself a hundred times. Do you have a diagnosis?" Yes. You're a pussy. And a bit of a whiner, too. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson". slowoldguy screwed with this post 02-17-2013 at 02:25 PM

02-17-2013, 05:29 AM	#80
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	Not having a number 2 pencil to chew on, slowoldguy showed his resourcefulness while contemplating the morning switchback gauntlet. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson".

02-17-2013, 05:32 AM	#81
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	Terrapinneck heard they were casting for a Jalpan version of " Cops" and quickly got into his perp costume. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson". slowoldguy screwed with this post 02-17-2013 at 06:44 AM

02-17-2013, 04:36 AM	#77
halobum Adventurer Joined: Oct 2010 Oddometer: 63	I'm going to say this as politely and kindly as humanly possible, y'all suck! I've never had any interest in going to Mexico.....zero, zilch, nada. Till now Y'all suck!

02-17-2013, 05:33 AM	#82
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	Rick's abused bike made a run for it but, sadly, she didn't make it. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson".

02-17-2013, 05:35 AM	#83
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	Well. We were thankful the interior decorator didn't go with his first choice- to projectile vomit directly onto on the walls. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson".

02-17-2013, 05:45 AM	#84
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	By planning far enough in advance, El Oasis can accommodate up to 4 Norteamericanos in each room. Provided there are no trust issues. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson".

02-17-2013, 05:50 AM	#85
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	. Pallet sales have gone well for Jorge today. Or Jorge waits patiently for the medical lab van to arrive to pick up the sample. The job as a medical security guard sounded much better on the phone. Or Calling Roosevelt's speech "pigshit", devoted Ron Paul fan Jorge refuses to walk at all much less softly ... says he'll just wait till the bastards come within really big stick range. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson". slowoldguy screwed with this post 02-17-2013 at 08:04 AM

02-17-2013, 05:55 AM	#86
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	After seeing this, Aaron gets an idea for a complimentary product to the Camelbak hydration bladders. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson". slowoldguy screwed with this post 02-17-2013 at 06:01 AM

02-17-2013, 06:13 AM	#87
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	Not fully understanding the concept of hp to weight, slowoldguy gives nephew2 a half wheel advantage at the line. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson".

02-17-2013, 06:15 AM	#88
Mr2mch Cycledelic Hippie Joined: Dec 2009 Location: Where the highway leads ya Oddometer: 2,156	Wayne's World OK...So I'm sittin here lookin at this pic of the horse.....& it occurs to me that the horse's mane is parted down the middle...... & the way it looks.... HEY MAN....what's in that baggie? __________________ There's no time like the present....well,cept for maybe that hour when the time changes in the Fall. cycledelic hippie

02-17-2013, 06:18 AM	#89
slowoldguy ^OP Tire Tester Joined: Jun 2004 Location: West of Waco, Texas Oddometer: 6,202	As the men were out hunting and doing battle with neighboring tribes, the old women were left back at the village. __________________ Roll The Bones IV- What's coming next? http://www.rollthebonesrally.com/ "If you can't fix it with a hammer you can damn sure teach it a lesson". slowoldguy screwed with this post 02-17-2013 at 06:47 AM

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