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Old 03-19-2013, 03:38 PM   #121
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Are all Auzzi ladies this outgoing??? If so, I must move to Australia !

it was tongue in cheek. I have been helped by many people in the last two years and none ever got a look at those titties lol. (with the exception of Matty )
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:07 AM   #122
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it was tongue in cheek. I have been helped by many people in the last two years and none ever got a look at those titties lol. (with the exception of Matty )
very good !! ...........the comment that is Naz
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:22 AM   #123
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Most probably do this already but when I have to fit a piston I slip it into the barrel and push it down so that the gudgen hole is exposed out of the bottom of the barrel then lower the barrel over the conrod and slip the pin in and circlips, having the piston in the barrel holds it nice and square and is much easier using a ring compressor to fit the piston in the barrel. Make sure you place a rag around the conrod so you don't drop a circlip in the engine.This is easiest on singles.
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Old 03-20-2013, 12:29 AM   #124
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Old 03-20-2013, 02:24 AM   #125
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:53 PM   #126
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it was tongue in cheek. I have been helped by many people in the last two years and none ever got a look at those titties lol. (with the exception of Matty )


False advertising

Who is this Matty caracter and what makes him so special...
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Old 03-22-2013, 02:41 PM   #127
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Who is this Matty caracter and what makes him so special...
That's simple ... he's the one who saw Nazza's ta-tas.
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Old 03-24-2013, 01:23 AM   #128
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When you are looking for the bolt in the shit tin,dont tip it out on the bench or floor,open up a newspaper and empty. When you find you have every bolt known to man except the one you want, its a simple matter of picking up each side of the paper and funnelling it all back into the tin



Trying to reach a bolt at a bit of an angle and the nut keeps falling out of the socket? Annoying aint it! Just put a bit of grease in the socket to hold the nut, hit it with a bit of Brakleen to clean it up once installed


Put a couple of pairs of lightweight gloves in your toolkit/tank bag for working on your bike. Nothing nicer than doing a tyre change and peeling off the gloves to reveal your baby smooth hands ready for your road gloves
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Old 03-24-2013, 01:46 AM   #129
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Old 03-24-2013, 02:07 AM   #130
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False advertising

Who is this Matty caracter and what makes him so special...

yo buddy,
I'am a tuna farm diver and I can breath through me ear's.

ave a good one mate.

cheers matty
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Old 03-24-2013, 03:22 AM   #131
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Old 03-30-2013, 06:55 PM   #132
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Put a couple of pairs of lightweight gloves in your toolkit/tank bag for working on your bike. Nothing nicer than doing a tyre change and peeling off the gloves to reveal your baby smooth hands ready for your road gloves
And if your riding gloves get wet put a pair of these gloves on under your riding gloves.... a lot warmer than having wet hands...

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Twist top tomato sauce bottles make great oil bottles, they seal well, don't leak or perish, almost unbreakable, come in 250ml, 500ml, and 900ml, and you don't need a funnel.... Also handy for oiling chains...


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Old 03-31-2013, 04:19 PM   #133
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Might have been covered already

Use the tools you carry on the bike to reassemble the bike. Don,t use long spanners that you can,t undo the nuts on the trail.
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Old 03-31-2013, 04:46 PM   #134
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And if your riding gloves get wet put a pair of these gloves on under your riding gloves.... a lot warmer than having wet hands...

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Twist top tomato sauce bottles make great oil bottles, they seal well, don't leak or perish, almost unbreakable, come in 250ml, 500ml, and 900ml, and you don't need a funnel.... Also handy for oiling chains...


:)
I rike that one !

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Old 04-01-2013, 07:35 PM   #135
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I rike that one !

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