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Old 04-04-2013, 09:16 AM   #91
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Very true. Unfortunatly, due to the shear number of them, some of the worst are too!

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Old 04-04-2013, 09:56 AM   #92
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Very true. Unfortunatly, due to the shear number of them, some of the worst are too!

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Old 04-04-2013, 11:02 AM   #93
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Have you seen the Hags out on many Harley rides? It happens.
I am blind to hags and believe that Babes love Bikes. ALL bikes!

I am confident that HD didn't corner the market on hags... They are likely out there on ALL brands. I just don't bother to look at them. Why would you?
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:05 AM   #94
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Sweet! I've got $.53 in my H-D fund already!

Keep going you will have your assless chaps in no time!
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:45 AM   #95
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Yep, lotsa uglies and nasties here...

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Looks like these girls have been reading Darla's "How to dress for your first ride" blog.
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I was thinking the same thing.

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My first thought, too...

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Old 04-04-2013, 12:10 PM   #96
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Nope, she doesn't look a thing like those women in the other pic...



Damn, it was hard finding her link. Must have been getting too many illegal clicks....

http://iedarla.wordpress.com/categor...omen-who-ride/

iedarla quote of the day - Bandannas. These are on me all the time. One for my head, and one to cover my face when I ride. I can not impress upon you enough the importance of covering your pretty face! Riding through the desert, it is going to be hot and dirty. PROTECT YOUR FACE! The bandanna is very breathable. Your make up and sunscreen are a dirt magnet, cover your face.
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:42 PM   #97
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Yep, lotsa uglies and nasties here...

Yeeeeahhh I don't see one lady in that photo that would convince me to buy a Harley. Sorry.
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Old 04-04-2013, 01:27 PM   #98
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Yeeeeahhh I don't see one lady in that photo that would convince me to buy a Harley. Sorry.
I thought the exact same thing!
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Old 04-04-2013, 04:28 PM   #99
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Yep, lotsa uglies and nasties here...


Those look like some nice American women there and worthy of riding with me on an American motorcycle legend, my Harley Davidson....



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Old 04-04-2013, 05:13 PM   #100
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I didn't buy mine to get women, but if one of those wanted a ride, who am I to say no?
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Old 04-04-2013, 05:15 PM   #101
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I didn't buy mine to get women, but if one of those wanted a ride, who am I to say no?
Your name is "Tuna Helper" and you're claiming that you didn't get your ride for the chicks? Rrriiiggghhhttt.

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Nope, she doesn't look a thing like those women in the other pic...
Wow, that's some interesting advice. Sandals and bandanas, must haves. Boots, always rides with boots. Fingerless gloves too. Leather? Not for her, but do it if it makes you feel better.

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Old 04-04-2013, 05:36 PM   #102
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I thought the exact same thing!
Whatever...I'm sure those ladies would be creaming their knickers at the sight of you on your FJR.
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Old 04-04-2013, 05:41 PM   #103
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Looks like a dikes on bikes club to me,real Harley women have tats everywhere.
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Old 04-04-2013, 06:37 PM   #104
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She is trying to help new women riding ya know. That doo-rag will keep the wind and pavement from messing up makeup. Good advice. She's had to lay er down more than a few times I'm sure.
No back to the original subject...layin er down. I'd like a step by step on how to do that without being a stunt rider or flat tracker. Please 'splain Lucy.
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Old 04-04-2013, 06:38 PM   #105
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Someone doesn't do "Hags". I know quite a few guys that have these excuses about chicks. "Her tits are too small". "She has a big nose". "She's divorced". She's got a big ass". Lots of reasons to not date this chick or that chick, seems they have some very high standards. And haven't gotten a piece of ass, some titty action, a kiss, or even a date, in over 10 years. Must be nice hiding in that bottle or that dope smoke haze with your lonely self.
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