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Old 05-01-2013, 10:02 PM   #16
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thanks Miguel,,and I love you too!

I think I'll go with the lambo, a 'Busa, or a top fuel funny car,,John Force would do it, I betcha!
If I had a bottle of whiskey, that fucker would be gone tonight!

Oooh Oooh! I know!
we can play baseball,, I'll be the catcher, you can be at bat,,with a length of tooth pull string tied to yer bat and secured to the aberrant cull biter,,then Wibby can pitch a long slow one over the plate,,and whether you hit a homer or a foul,,a swing and a miss is as good as a dentist visit!
It'll only take one!
STRIKE ONE!,,TOOTHS OUTTATHERE!

pretty soon,, I'll look like my avatar pic!
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:08 PM   #17
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You notice they all have advice, but are too cheap to bid on pulling it. They haven't even offered to buy the wiskey for pain.
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:15 PM   #18
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I gots a half a quart of sin a min whiskee.

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Old 05-01-2013, 10:39 PM   #19
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:26 PM   #20
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I thought about a rocket!

a V-2 would work!

Sorebutt nailed it!
nobody has an urge for backroads dentistry?

what a bunch of non curious George's,,
offer still stands,,think of a novel way to jank a toof,,I'm IN!
Like I said,, I have done it before, and will likely again,, but it does take a certain amount of build-up to do the job myself,,and it IS a bit stressful, when it could very well be a fun experiment with fast cars, bikes, or rockets and bowling balls or baseball bats involved!

anybody got a massive big 'Edgar Allen Poe' type pendulum on hand? WHOOSH!
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:05 AM   #21
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I'd buy the whiskey, but I ain't pulling out a damn thing.

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Old 05-02-2013, 09:21 AM   #22
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whiskey, eh

be careful.
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Old 05-02-2013, 02:59 PM   #23
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You know peterman, it's not just that we're skeered, it's the freaking logistics and mechanics of a jaw mounted tooth pull that is the sticker. You lucked out with your first tooth, just a straight pull down, just support your head on two tall jack stands under your ears, and tie that sucker off to any old heavy piece of steel in your shop, and drop that sucker from a few feet and, *ping* toofie gone.

Naw this one's gonna be a bastidge as it's mounted in a semiflexible, muscle movable part of your skeletal anatomy. Somethings gotta hold it firmly and open while you gotta figure out a rapid and forcefull way to yank that sucker upwards.

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Old 05-02-2013, 03:42 PM   #24
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You know peterman, it's not just that we're skeered, it's the freaking logistics and mechanics of a jaw mounted tooth pull that is the sticker. You lucked out with your first tooth, just a straight pull down, just support your head on two tall jack stands under your ears, and tie that sucker off to any old heavy piece of steel in your shop, and drop that sucker from a few feet and, *ping* toofie gone.

Naw this one's gonna be a bastidge as it's mounted in a semiflexible, muscle movable part of your skeletal anatomy. Somethings gotta hold it firmly and open while you gotta figure out a rapid and forcefull way to yank that sucker upwards.

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Old 05-02-2013, 10:47 PM   #25
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:19 AM   #26
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Fine, I bid 1 grolsh dust coated beer. The same one I have been holding hostage waiting for a visit. Must pick up.
You can pick the power puller. I have an assortment.
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:00 PM   #27
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Is this obama health care?
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:22 PM   #28
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Whatever methods are used, I want VIDEO!
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Old 05-03-2013, 12:24 PM   #29
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Is this obama health care?
It' O'Alabamy health care. Moonshine, fishin' line to a large hog's tail and a slap on it's butt. YeeHaw!
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Old 05-03-2013, 03:12 PM   #30
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you bring the moonahine,,I know where there is a GREAT BIG hog on Seavey Loop rd!

Oh,, and you get to tie the string to his butt too!
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