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Old 05-04-2013, 12:23 PM   #31
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I got a cannon....

a nice heavy projectile with a few loops o' line around it.....

What could possibly go wrong?
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Old 05-04-2013, 12:44 PM   #32
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Old 05-04-2013, 03:59 PM   #33
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Old 05-04-2013, 07:48 PM   #34
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Might be awhile before he can clean an ear of corn
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Old 05-04-2013, 10:00 PM   #35
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cornears are easy,, I gotta sharp knife!
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Old 05-05-2013, 06:39 AM   #36
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Old 05-05-2013, 09:24 AM   #37
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How about 25ft of strong nylon string.....tie one end to the afflicted tooth....tie the other to one the spokes in your front wheel....Go for a ride...problem solved...

I'm no Dentist, don't even play one on the internet.
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Old 05-05-2013, 08:21 PM   #38
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Howdy Peterman,

If you weren't so far away I'd bring the newest addition to my herd, a Rokon, down there and pull that nasty touth outa your old noggin.
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:01 PM   #39
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Gottdammit Dave,, if this cull don't spit itself outa my jaw pretty quick,,
that has class, and intrigue all mixed in!
I have never in my life of 64 yrs heard of a tooth being janked by a Rokon!
I may just have to ride north!
I could be a first at something!

guinness bottle of records,,Peterman is the first person on earth to have a tooth pulled with an off road, all terrain, carry fuel in the tires and float across streams, muthafuckin ROKON!
I like it!


SEE PEOPLE!
THAT'S WHUT I'm talking about,,Cobby GETS IT!
small tooth,,big production!
make it fun! and take pictures,,cuz,,you only get one drive thru the park!
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:10 PM   #40
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Gottdammit Dave,, if this cull don't spit itself outa my jaw pretty quick,,
that has class, and intrigue all mixed in!
I have never in my life of 64 yrs heard of a tooth being janked by a Rokon!
I may just have to ride north!
I could be a first at something!

guinness bottle of records,,Peterman is the first person on earth to have a tooth pulled with an off road, all terrain, carry fuel in the tires and float across streams, muthafuckin ROKON!
I like it!


SEE PEOPLE!
THAT'S WHUT I'm talking about,,Cobby GETS IT!
small tooth,,big production!
make it fun! you only get one drive thru the park!
Howdy Peter,

And, after the touth is pulled, we can both get snokered drinkin whisky and holwing at the fuckin moon.
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:21 PM   #41
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i also yell in tongues at the stars,,
I am sure you remember,,
Love you Bro!
And guess what?
Next time I see you,,,,






,you will NOT escape a peterman hug!


i have nothing else to add,, except,,I have nothing to add,,
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:28 PM   #42
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i also yell in tongues at the stars,,
I am sure you remember,,
Love you Bro!
And guess what?
Next time I see you,,,,






,you will NOT escape a peterman hug!
Howdy Peter,

Well............if I have been drinkin with you and yelling at the stars at 3:AM its all cool otherwise its a chunk of fire wood up along side the head I'll take the hug and or give one to ya, us old fuckers have to stick together.
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:37 PM   #43
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Dave...you need to pull it while lofting a wheelie on your R1!
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:44 PM   #44
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Dave...you need to pull it while lofting a wheelie on your R1!
Howdy Sean,

Darn it I sure hope I remembered and sqeled your name correctly.

Nah, it would be more fun to do it sloooooooooooooowly with the Rokon. I figure if I clamped Peter to the table of his milling machine, drilled and tapped a hole in the touth then bolted a log chain between it and the Rokon I could ease that nasty bugger out in about an hour or so, I can hear Peterman now just a screamin nearly as loud as the 2 stroke of the Rokon. Post the video on youtube and do a ride report to post up on the Rokon list,
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:58 PM   #45
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