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Old 07-23-2013, 05:22 PM   #16
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But as our hero Eloy passed by the front fender of the RatRod, from the only dime sized patch of shiny cold hard steel not covered by brushed on Rust-Oleum primer, he caught a glimpse of his perfect hair.....which forced him to drop the 50 pound bag of oil dry and strike a pose...
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Old 07-23-2013, 06:28 PM   #17
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... with a pack of Marlboros rolled up on his sleeve, our hero's hair wasn't slick enough so... he applied some of the spilled trans fluid to his scalp to give him the "greaser" look...
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Old 07-23-2013, 08:12 PM   #18
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Just then a huge horde of zombies appeared, coming from the Hardees drive-thur. And he thought to himself, good thing I am at Buzz's house, as he scampered inside and closed the garage door. Knowing that the oil slick would help hold them back...
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Old 07-23-2013, 08:47 PM   #19
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Little did he know these zombies were packing some 2/3 Lb Double Bacon Cheese Thickburgers in their bloody greasy knap sacks. Fat greasy zombies soon were all over the front lawn shouting...
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Old 07-23-2013, 08:58 PM   #20
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Gimme five!

Turns out these were Feral Kid Zombies...
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:15 PM   #21
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No they were not Feral Kidd Zombies from A-camp, these Zombies where the real deal. Buzz came out and quickly mowed down a couple hundred thousand of them (just conserving ammo) and realized that he had sold the ZEV too soon...
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:41 PM   #22
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...even without the ZEV, head shots on the panhandle zombie strain works wonders using rubber bands soaked in...
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:11 PM   #23
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Jenkem, if you have the balls to use them. But they are still not as good as...
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:03 AM   #24
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...cloud seeding. Drown the zombies, which is how this story began, what seemed like a good idea at the time, fails to relent, day after day after day, rain rain rain, soon we will have to equip or steeds with...
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Old 07-24-2013, 06:07 AM   #25
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Old 07-24-2013, 10:30 PM   #26
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Old 07-25-2013, 05:03 AM   #27
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... Psycho, but... his real name is Francis. If any homos tried to touch his stuff, he'd kill ya! One d00d did touch his stuff and...
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Old 07-25-2013, 06:47 AM   #28
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... that dOOd found himself in disguise for his indiscretion;
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Old 07-25-2013, 07:14 AM   #29
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That dude was none other than Larry Mondello, but he went after his frisbee after it flew into Psycho's yard. Lucky for his friends, Larry had eaten plenty of those thick burgers (and an apple of course), so when he came back as a zombie, they could still...
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:30 AM   #30
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...eat Wally... wait, no, eat Beaver. Yes. Beeeeeeeaver.
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